The never ending cheat (Origonal idea by rodent 306)

[Mr. Marowak]

you poop. When cleaning it up, you...

 

[deusexpokemon]

Find professor dumbledore-arbor eating your and iris' fecal matter. You react to this by pressing the buttons in order...

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Ctrl + W. After destroying stuff, you...

 

[deusexpokemon]

Take off ALL of your clothes and feed them to your mother, she HAS to say the rare quote that she says in order for the cheat to work. The quote MUST be...

 

[Umbreon9]

"Imma...
firin...
mah...
LAAAAAAZEEEEEER!!!" Then she does exactly what she said, and 9005 Mudkipz appear. She then says her name is Meme and her friend is Ratatta, who is at the top percentage. Then she...

 

[deusexpokemon]

say's she likes shorts, because they're easy to wear and comfortable. Leading to that, she gives the male player character a skirt and blouse to wear. Your rival named DOUCHE arrives, and you ask him who would name their son DOUCHE. He replies, saying...

 

[Umbreon9]

"Pi is 3.14159265 and then...?"
You answer, saying it's...

 

[deusexpokemon]

1337 and that's it. He runs away crying to his Mother's Father's 3rd cousin's friend's 10th cousin's Laptop and spills pee out his ear on the Laptop while searching up /b/ asking what is Pi, when all that comes up is Pie in a bikini saying you win! After spilling it, he cries to HIS RIVAL (the main character) saying he was right. The main character reacts by...

 

[Pokémon Trainer Xande]

Asking if you want to fight. You say to him that ...

 

[Mr. Marowak]

pie is good. A Typhlosion beats up DOUCHE, and gives you the TM Speak Greek! (Dooo doot-dee dooooooo, doot doo dee dooooooo) *TM MUSIC* You must catch a Marowak and teach the new TM to it, or else you...

 

[Lab Master]

have to go to the land of evil cookies.

 

[Alliance]

once there, get Marowak to Use Speak Greek. A greek pkmn trainder will appear, and-

 

[deusexpokemon]

he sings and says DENNIS-DENNIS-DENNIS-DENNIS-DENNIS... You must use Speak Greek with marowak, and you must say Deus Ex Machina in italics. after making him explode into 10000000000 (must be 10000000000) Omegas, you must...

 

[likethesky]

go to the Mushroom Kingdom so you can read...

 

[Flame Mistress]

Rapidly press A for an hour, and eventually you will have to redraft the cheat again, then…

 

[likethesky]

Say The Princess is in another castle and you will...

 

[Eletious]

...fly into an alternate dimension where I actually misspell words when I use my Wii, after which...

 

[XxragdollxX]

You must create a thread called "The never ending cheat (original idea by rodent 306)" and wait till this post is posted. Then you must

 

[Mr. Marowak]

sniff a Machoke's pants/belt until you pass out. Then you must use Fly to go to Olivine City (if done right, you can fly between regions) and SCUBA dive into the waters of Route 40. You must capture 5 Pokemon, all dual-type, train them until level 47, but don't let them evolve, then...

 

[Eletious]

...you have to travel to a NEW region, Gorterca, where people only speak Spanish. To understand this, you must...