The Never-Ending Cheat v.???

[Monster Guy]

Mr. Fuji. Who begs for his life by offering you...

 

[DarkerShining]

a flute you can use to travel in time so you can bring everyone back to life. Before you do that however, you must first go into the future, break into a museum and steal a can of spray-on dinosaur pheromones, which you must then take with you into prehistoric times. Once you've done that, you have to...

 

[Schade]

Go to The name rater. Talk to him in order to...

 

[DarkerShining]

trigger a cutscene in which a Celebi falls out of a cereal box and flies out the window. Head over in the direction in which the Celebi flew off to, and you will find...

 

[MidnightFennekin]

Elesa! She kills you with her awful puns. You wake up in PokeHeaven to find...

 

[SaltySoul]

Arceus, telling you to stop your madness. You then have to fight Arceus in a Pokemon Battle. But you only have your Mankey to battle with. To defeat Arceus with Mankey, you must...

 

[Mew The Gato]

Call Mew for help, but it will instead send you to the PokeUnderworld, where...

 

[SaltySoul]

...You find a Sandslash. However, all it does on its turn is escape. You must defeat the Sandslash to continue on. However, to do this, you must...

 

[T-Bolt]

Learn the secret of how Sandslash can use Poison Sting. Unfortunately, the only one who knows it is Giratina, lord of the underworld. But to get into the Reverse World, the part of the Underworld where Giratina lives you must.......

 

[Mew The Gato]

Tame Houndoom, Giratina's vicious guardian...

 

[T-Bolt]

But this is no ordinary Houndoom. It's Cerberus, the 3-headed Houndoom that guards the entrance to the Reverse world. Its 3 heads shoot flamethrowers that create a seemingly impenetrable wall of fire. When all hope seems lost,........

 

[Mew The Gato]

Mew appears! Houndoom, having the personality of a dog, goes to chase Mew, who renders itself invisible after they are far from you, confusing Houndoom...

 

[T-Bolt]

Thus, you are able to sneak past Cerberus, completing a part of your seemingly never-ending quest for Sylveon. You finally step into Giratina's lair, but instead of Giratina you find......

 

[Mew The Gato]

Magikarp! Magikarp had defeated Giratina and was holding him hostage...

 

[T-Bolt]

And has flooded the reverse world with water. It looks at you with disgust, then launches itself into the air. Thunder and Lightning flash in the distance as magikarp uses its epic SPLASH attack. The resulting Tsunami washes you out of the underworld. Then....

 

[Mew The Gato]

Mew appears! Mew tells you to talk to Uxie for guidance and teleports you to Uxie's magical library.

 

[T-Bolt]

In uxie's library, you find a book titled the The Origin of Magikarp. The indestructible Magikarp is listed under chapter 61, The Magikarps of Awesomeness. There you find out that the indestructible Magikarp isn't Indestructible after all, but has a secret weakness, which is......

 

[Mew The Gato]

Chocolate! However, even Uxie does not know where to find chocolate and tells you to ask Mew to guide you to Chocolate Mountain...

Post Scriptum (P.S.) : Mew resides in Chocolate Mountain in one of the PMD games.

 

[Sceptile Master]

... but when you get to the base of Chocolate Mountain, you find that it has been melted and encased the surrounding area. You go back to Uxie...

 

[tyranitarenthusiast]

..and find that uxie is being attacked a tyranitar wearing a pink bow tie so you...