The Never-Ending Cheat v.???

[Z-nogyroP]

The Absol wakes up and tells you that your doom shall arrive soon. Then in ominously vanishes. Then you hear a knock on the door.

 

[oarfish]

It is the owner of the Mienfoo who convinces the Absol to let you bake the pie. Then the Mienfoo must....

 

[725roy]

Learn both Hi-jump kick and Jump Kick without evolving. In oreder to do this, one must first...

 

[oarfish]

Go to a new move tutor who is at....

 

[aswertyuiol]

...Your doom. Absol turns into its Mega-Evolution and prepares to kill you.

 

[Mew The Gato]

...But you wrestle it to death. Then you die. Just then...

 

[aswertyuiol]

Darkrai appears to avenge Absol.

 

[Z-nogyroP]

But Darkrai spots the pie you somehow baked while you were dead. He eats it and explodes because instead of blueberries, it contained Electrodes. The Electrodes come up to you and say...

 

[dirkac]

But Darkrai spots the pie you somehow baked while you were dead. He eats it and explodes because instead of blueberries, it contained Electrodes. The Electrodes come up to you and say...

"WE WANT MOAR COOKIEZ!" You tell them you don't Cookies, and they end up Exploding in your face and stealing all your Poffins. They then run away to...

 

[Shymain]

Kalos, and you now have to chase after them to retrieve your Poffins. However, you can also choose to...

 

[Goggled Petilil]

Defeat the Elite Four 16 times with a Blissey that holds a Big Nugget and knows Gravity. Then...

 

[dirkac]

You go to Oho Ocean and eat yourself after getting a good massage, afterwards, you go to...

 

[Shymain]

Cackelletta in the WooHoo Hooniversity and defeat her without using any items, in one attack. Once you have done that, Prince Peasley...

 

[Buuz]

... Will go Super Saiyan and blast the remains of Cackletta to the moon. You must then travel throughout Beanbean Kingdom to collect items so you can build a spaceship, so you can check if Cackletta's really destroyed. Then...

 

[dirkac]

You find out Cackletta was really Donkey Kong and Pauline's lovechild, who needs help defeating Kirby, who ate her pie. You then go and find Kirby in...

 

[Cloneydew2000]

The Mines of Moria and then must...

 

[dirkac]

Get Fawful to return to life by feeding it Meta Knight. Fawful returns as Mega Fawful and infiltrates XY to...

 

[winder222]

steals the control of the game from you. The only way to get the control back is...

 

[Cloneydew2000]

to press up up down left right a b. Then, you must...

 

[Hawk Sirius]

Press L, R, A, B, X, Y, START, SELECT, B, A, Y. Then,