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The New Generation of The Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Games' started by Will-powered Spriter, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Will-powered Spriter

    Will-powered Spriter Pokédex Complete!

    The old Caption Contest

    The Caption Contest has had a long and glorious history on serebiiforums, but recently it has been absent. This will not do. As such, I am proud to present...

    The New Generation of The Caption Contest!!!

    Rules: Here's how it goes, one of the artists posts a picture of a small chaotic scene, which you have to think up witty captions for. After a week, these witty captions will be judged by one of our judges, and five trophies will be awarded:
    • 1st Place
    • 2nd Place
    • Most Creative
    • Most Random
    • A 5th trophy, exclusive to the current judge.
    And then a new picture will be posted. Simple.

    Judges:
    Me
    killer squirtle
    CyberBlastoise
    VampirateMace

    Artists:
    Me
    Cyber Blastoise
    surfer treecko
    VampirateMace


    Contest will close every Saturday, new picture will be posted every Sunday.

    Judging Rota:
    VampirateMace judges then posts the next picture.
    --
    KillerSquirtle judges then surfer treecko posts the next picture.
    --
    CyberBlastoise judges then posts the next picture.
    --
    I judge then post next the picture.

    Current Image:
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2011
  2. Will-powered Spriter

    Will-powered Spriter Pokédex Complete!

    The Archive

    Older Caption Contests:
    The New Caption Contest.
    The ALL New Caption Contest
    The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?

    Contests:
    1. Image - Judging
    2nd Place: Chibi_Muffin - Most Creative: digipoke1 - Most Random: CyberBlastoise

    2. Image - Judging
    2nd Place: pokemonmaster3.0 - Most Creative: Chibi_Muffin - Most Random: Aslynn♥Pokemon

    3. Image - Judging
    2nd Place: pokemonmaster3.0 - Most Creative: ShadeAce - Most Random: ShinyLugia101

    4. Image - Judging
    2nd Place: Aslynn♥Pokemon - Most Creative: {(•)___(•)} - Most Random: MugoUrth

    5. Image - Judging
    2nd Place: CyberBlastoise - Most Creative: pokemonmaster3.0 - Most Random: pikalax

    Rankings:
    pikalax: 1st place: 2 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
    pokemonmaster3.0: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 2 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
    FireTypeLover: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 0
    Sklobington: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 0
    Chibi_Muffin: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 1 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
    Aslynn♥Pokemon: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 1 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
    CyberBlastoise: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 1 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
    digipoke1: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
    ShadeAce: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
    {(•)___(•)}: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
    ShinyLugia101: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
    MugoUrth: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1​

    Do you aspire to have your wit immortalised here? Better start captioning!
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2011
  3. pokemonmaster3.0

    pokemonmaster3.0 Stop laughing...

    First post! And thanks for bringing it back!

    Guy with gun: Ready, set, GO!
    Luigi: We have a winner! Slowbro!
    Sonic: Wait, what? How?
    Slowbro: Who said I was slow? If you didn't notice, I didn't get a say in my name. It's all based on false presumptions.

    ----------

    Hippopotas: Mew! A swarm of Beedrill are about to attack! You stop them.
    Mew: No, you stop them.
    Hippopotas: You stop them.
    Mew: You stop them.
    Hippopotas: You stop them.
    Mew: You stop them.
    Hippopotas: You stop them.
    Mew: You stop them.
    -Hours later-
    Hippopotas: You stop them.
    Mew: You stop them.
    Hippopotas: You stop them.
    Mew: You stop them.
    Hippopotas: You stop them.
    Mew: You stop them.
    Hippopatas: Isn't it interesting that they haven't moved at all?

    ----------

    Rayquaza: WHAT DID YOU DRAW ON MY BACK!?

    ----------

    Deoxys: But dad, I don't want to go!
    Machamp: You have no choice. You confused that poor man now staring at nothing.
     
  4. The Meddler

    The Meddler Never Forget

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Lucas: I hope no one realized that I farted..

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Mew: So..any clue how this question mark got here?
    Hippopotas: There's a swarm of beedrill, a green plumber, a spinning hedgehog, something very evil looking in the bushes, a man with a gun, and what looks like an angry rayquaza and you're worried about a QUESTION MARK?!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Golden Magikarp: Just wait until I power up my splash attack..They'll never see it coming

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Rayquaza: KAMIKAZE!!!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Beedrill #1: Everyone thinks we're a swarm of bees
    Beedrill #2: But little do they know, we are a barbershop quintet!
    Beedrill Swarm: Goodbye my Sevii Island baby, Farewell my one true loooove!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I might do more later.
     
  5. Chibi_Muffin

    Chibi_Muffin Smart Cookie

    Deoxys911: Why are you doing this to me?!
    Machamp: For abandoning the old contest. Besides, I needed a new backscratcher...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Everyone: YAY! THE FINISH LINE!
    Luigi: *Confetti*
    Gun guy: Congrats!
    Red: (Should I tell them that this is the start, and that they're supposed to circle the world...?)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Slowbro: The world... the universe... it is only temporary.
    Our lives are but seconds in the lifetime of existence.
    The matter that makes us up is but a speck of dust compared to all of it that exists.
    Is there a life beyond this? Or does it all end, for good? Do we even have souls? Is there a higher being?
    In my life constantly being mocked in this Caption Contest, I have pondered this question and many more...
    Rayquaza: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO! RACING~! PAAAAARTY TIIIIMEEE!!!!! WHO WANTS POPCORN! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
    Slowbro: Dammit Rayquaza, my one time to be awesome and you just ruined it. T_T

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Hippopotas: Why did you draw a moustache on the head honcho Beedrill?
    Cybermew: Me?! I thought it was you!
    Hippopotas: Look at me! I don't even have hands!
    Cybermew: Well it wasn't me!
    Hippopotas: So who was it? It wasn't me!
    Cybermew: But I saw you do it!
    Hippopotas: I saw you!
    Red: They'll never know... *Turns into Zoroark*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Racers: Aaaaarrrggghhhh! A scary forest creature! Heeeellllpppp!
    Luigi: Guess we'll have to cancel the race, for their safety...
    Forest creature: Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh! Tiny people! HEEELLLLLPPPP! Looks like I can't go shopping today, for my safety...

    (Glad to be back, guys! Looking forward to seeing the new winners!)
     
  6. Cyber Robert

    Cyber Robert Shockingly Lovely

    Luigi: And they're-a off! Looks like Slowbro is pulling up a great lead!
    Hippopotas: How did you get him to go so fast?
    Cybermew: Quick Claw.
    -----------------
    D911: I was once a super star! I owned this place! Let me go you neanderthal!
    Machamp: Yeah Yeah Yeah...I'm sure you were...
    --------------------
    woot21: I shall destroy the earth!
    CyberBlastoise: Hey look a distraction!
    woot21: Where? I'm collecting those. *gets punted by Cyberblastoise*
     
  7. MugoUrth

    MugoUrth Bibarel's adorable.

    Mew: Why is Slobro going the wrong way?
    Hippopotas: The race is already over.
     
  8. pikalax

    pikalax I had it coming...

    Klink: I'm all geared up for this. How 'bout you, cb?
    cyberblastoise: It's gonna be a blast!
    Killer Squirtle: It's to die for, it is.
    woot21: Hey, wait a minute. I signed up for a Caption Contest, not a massive punfest.
    ~~~~~
    Letter "G": I feel funny.
    Letter "O": Oh, gee.
    Letter "G": No, you're reading it backwards. It's "G O".
     
  9. FireTypeLover

    FireTypeLover Mr. Soul Stealer

    Luigi: Bye, Sonic! Win the race and the million dollars!
    Sonic: Sure thing, Luigi!
    Luigi: Remember our deal! You promised one million dollars for me and zero for you!
    Sonic: Sure thing, Luigi! *Speeds away and wins the race* Wait, what did I just promise Luigi?
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Everyone except Sonic: START THE RACE, REFEREE! We've been waiting for seconds!
    Sonic: Come on, GUN GUY! Start the race already! I'll leave my competition in the du-
    Referee: And Slowbro wins the race!
    Sonic: Wait, what? The race didn't even start yet!
    Referee: Actually, it did. You were talking to me for thirty seconds to tell me to start the race. I started the race right after you guys started telling me to start. Slowbro teleported to the finish line as fast as he could. Which was thirty seconds.
    Sonic: Can Slowbro even learn Teleport?
    Referee: No. But this is a place with a bunch of Pokémon, and a human sprite from Pokémon, and Sonic! I think there's way weirder things in this caption than Slowbro somehow teleporting!
    Luigi: That's a lie! Slowbro can learn Teleport!
    Referee: Oh, I forgot Luigi. So, this is a place with a bunch of Pokémon, and a human sprite from Pokémon, and Sonic, and Luigi! I think there's way weirder things in this caption than Slowbro somehow teleporting!
    Luigi: Did you even hear what I said?
    Referee: No. And I don't care either, Mario copy.
     
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2011
  10. pikalax

    pikalax I had it coming...

    Eyes in bushes: Soon, my pretties... Soon...
     
  11. FireTypeLover

    FireTypeLover Mr. Soul Stealer

    Me (Red): Ah, the nostalgia! Despite the fact I joined during D911's reign, it still has a special place in my heart. Random Deoxys everywhere and (Cyber) Mew and other stuff!
    *stares at the Rayquaza flying, a ribbon apparently on its head, a Slowbro staring at nothingness, eyes in the bushes, and a question mark above a Mew and Hippopotas*
    Me (Red): Ah, I see the randomness hasn't left the current Caption Contest. And the Mew!

    Yeah, decided to do this caption when I read the old Caption Contest. What memories...
     
  12. surfer treecko

    surfer treecko Highly Explosive

    surfer treecko: Look at all these young fools! Why, I was captioning before they were even born! I bet these youngsters don't even know what a "D'artas" is! Back in my day, the images consisted of one sprite against a boring background! And goddamnit, we liked it! Things weren't so expensive back in my day either! You could buy anything for a sixpence, and you'd still have change! We didn't all these have "*** vees" and "mobile phones" that you kids have nowadays. Back in my day...
    ---
    Deoxys911: How embarassing. Not only have I lost the caption contest, but I've also been shoved head first into the backside of a machamp.
     
  13. Alliance

    Alliance Re-Arrival

    Guy with gun: Ready, set GO!

    Guy staring at nothing: *blink* Slowbro won? That's ridiculous!

    Slowbro: Mah boy, don't judge a book by it's cover. This ain't no Hare and Tortoise, ya know.

    Gun Gun: *whispers* Tortoise and the Hare, get the script right!

    Mew and Hippopatas: Script? You saying we paid good money to watch a rigged race? WHAT IS THIS?

    Deoxys: I wouldn't know for certain, but I'd say a Machamp's butt.

    Machamp: Haters gonna Hate, mah boy. Haters. Gonna. HATE.

    Deoxys: I guess I'm a hater then. Because I'm GONNA HATE.

    Luigi: Guys, you did realise in this entire time, we've all been frozen in the same place with only our motuhs and eyes moving.

    Hippopatas and Mew: WHAT? We paid good money to see a rigged race, then get frozen in time? WHAT IS THIS?

    ***********

    Rayquaza: Guys? Can someone get me down? I'm stuck in mid air, bleeding from the head, and if I stay here any longer I'll die!

    Beedrill: Shuddup Rayquaza! With you out of commission, we are free to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. *evil laugh*

    Hippopatas and Mew: So what, we paid good money to see a rigged race, get frozen and time and get threatened by Beedrill who also can't move. WHAT IS THIS?

    Mahchamp: Keep saying that, and I'll throw Deoxys at you.

    Hippopatas and Mew: What, so we pay good money to see a rigged race, get frozen in time, be threatened by Beedrill also frozen in time, as as well as a Machamp. WHAT THE HEL-

    Everyone: SHUT. UP.

    *****************

    Rayquaza: In that entire conversation, nobody wen to help me. That's depressing.

    Sonic: Man shut the heeeeeeell up.

    Rayquaza: No you shut the heeeeeeell up.

    Sonic: No you shut the heeeeeell up.

    Deoxys: You know, both of you shut the heel up.

    Sonic: We weren't talking to you Charlie!

    Deoxys: My name isn't Charlie.

    Beedrill: We give up. This guys won't shut the hell up.

    ***************

    Meowth: I graduated from college with a top degree in running science. By my calculations, I have a 100% chance of victory, even with Sonic as my opponent. This is taking into account the speed at which my leg moves in a second, my average time, the wind frequency, the over competitors and the ground. All my calculations equal to my absolute victory!

    Red: Dude you realise the race is over. You lost.

    Meowth: WHAT! That is impossible! My calculations are nerver wrong! I accounted for everything; Wind, speed, dirt!

    Red: Did you account for cheating?

    Meowth: ...... MagiCRAP.

    Magikarp: Oi, no puns here sunshine. I'm older than you.

    Meowth: I make noodles.

    Magikarp: I make Gyarad- NOODLES?!

    Meowth: Yep. *throws noodles away* Go fetch boy!

    That was entertaining. :p
     
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2011
  14. CptDrDigi

    CptDrDigi Chickity China

    Guy with a gun: WITH THIS, I KEEL Ash! *fires guns*

    Ash: You do realize you can't kill me, for I am Ash, therefore I am God...
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------


    Luigi: I love-a good game of Sonic Bowling, now I just have to-a knock down that stupid Slowbro pin!

    Slowsis: I'm a girl, you dick!

    __________________________________________________________________

    Mew: I thought Slowbros could only be boys.

    Hippopotas: That's incredibly sexist, you are a terrible person.

    Mew: NO YOU ARE!

    Hippopotas: Why are you shouting?

    Mew: Because I am your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparent!

    _____________________________________________________________________

    Guy in bushes: This is great Machamp/Deoxys BDSM porn.

    ______________________________________________________________________

    Rayquaza: SEE I TOLD YOU GLOBAL WARMING WAS REAL!!!!

    Beedrill Swarm: We still don't see any effects of it...

    Rayquaza: THEN HOW THE HELL DID MY HEAD CATCH FIRE??!?!?!?!?


    _____________________________________________________

    Yeah, that was fail, but fun fail.
     
  15. FireTypeLover

    FireTypeLover Mr. Soul Stealer

    Ahhh, this game is somewhat dying already! So, I'll bump it.
     
  16. pokemonmaster3.0

    pokemonmaster3.0 Stop laughing...

    Klinklang: WHO THE HECK GLUED ME TO THIS BLASTOISE!?
    CyberBlastoise: I don't know, but I like it. I got a "cyber" attached to my name.
    Klinklang: I don't! I get this view of you! By the way, why are we in a race when we together are over 367 pounds and Sonic the Hedgehog is competing?
    CyberBlastoise: I thought you were a jet pack.
     
  17. Generic User Name

    Generic User Name Well-Known Member

    Luigi: "Look everybody! Deoxys is sticking his head up Machamp's butthole!
     
  18. pikalax

    pikalax I had it coming...

    Rayquaza: I'm not afraid to admit, I enjoy "My Little Pony" as well.
     
  19. Cyber Robert

    Cyber Robert Shockingly Lovely

    VampirateMace: Alone, in the world ready to compete for ultimate champion, our heroine is ready to overcome all obstacles and-
    surfer_treecko: Hey, VPM, your Popcorn is ready.
    VampirateMace: .....you forgot my SODA!
    Surfer_Treecko: sorry. *leaves to get a soda*
    VampirateMace: Where was I?
    ------------
    Manlykarp: Whatever happened to my respect? Nobody even recognizes me even though I'm on top of this RAYQUAZA!? WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY REMEMBER ME! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
    Rayquaza: I'll bill you for the hearing aid I now require.
     
  20. Will-powered Spriter

    Will-powered Spriter Pokédex Complete!

    Nope, MANLYKARP is somewhere else in the picture.

    No sign of Killer Squirtle, I asked him to judge, although I guess it was rather last minute.
     

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