FireTypeLover
Mr. Soul Stealer
The Pokémon: All hail the crappy box surfer treecko made in DT which pours out unlimited money that it stole from surfer treecko's wallet!
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The New Generation of The Caption Contest
- Thread starter Will-powered Spriter
- Start date
~SilverLugia~
Use Razor Shell!
Lotad: By Pokemon Mystery dungeon, I thought you meant the Video Game....
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Riolu(that IS a Riolu, right?): Guys! We hit the Jackpot! Money for Everyone!
Turtwig: You know that money isn't our currency. It's the Human's Currency....
Riolu: But I USED to be a Human.....
Sentret: Too bad. You're one of us now. Deal with it.
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Sentret: Look! A treasure box!
Box: Not true, as I am DITTO!!!
[Pause]
Riolu: OK, so where's the Time Gear?
Box: B-B-But how did you know?
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Riolu(that IS a Riolu, right?): Guys! We hit the Jackpot! Money for Everyone!
Turtwig: You know that money isn't our currency. It's the Human's Currency....
Riolu: But I USED to be a Human.....
Sentret: Too bad. You're one of us now. Deal with it.
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Sentret: Look! A treasure box!
Box: Not true, as I am DITTO!!!
[Pause]
Riolu: OK, so where's the Time Gear?
Box: B-B-But how did you know?
Will-powered Spriter
Pokédex Complete!
...Hey, surfer, can I borrow your Euros?
pikalax
Back in the OLDEN days...
It seems that despite the naivete of the fans, Nintendo and the Pokemon Company were only in it for the money.
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My Little Poké, My Little Poké
Aaaaaahhhhhh....
My Little Poké
I used to wonder what great wealth could be
My Little Poké
Until you all gave your money to me
Big investment
Tons of cash
A beautiful sum
Bankruptcy fast
Sharing nothing
It is simply done
And magically it all is gone
I have Your Little Poké
Don't you know you're all now poorer than di~i~i~i~i~irt?
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My Little Poké, My Little Poké
Aaaaaahhhhhh....
My Little Poké
I used to wonder what great wealth could be
My Little Poké
Until you all gave your money to me
Big investment
Tons of cash
A beautiful sum
Bankruptcy fast
Sharing nothing
It is simply done
And magically it all is gone
I have Your Little Poké
Don't you know you're all now poorer than di~i~i~i~i~irt?
Riolu: We found the sacred human currency at last! Now I'll be chased by girls because of this achievement...heheheh... *goes into fantasy*
Lotad: Man, that's a weird background for just some wooden box. I've half a mind to sue whoever did it! Then again, it might be way more trouble to do so than finding this. Decisions, decisions!
Sentret: *shocked* Egad! The treasure box...it has opened on its own! We must perform a sacrifice. Any volunteers?
Turtwig: Oi. This'll be like the giant gem incident all over again, I can tell.
Lotad: Man, that's a weird background for just some wooden box. I've half a mind to sue whoever did it! Then again, it might be way more trouble to do so than finding this. Decisions, decisions!
Sentret: *shocked* Egad! The treasure box...it has opened on its own! We must perform a sacrifice. Any volunteers?
Turtwig: Oi. This'll be like the giant gem incident all over again, I can tell.
Someone tell me that's less than 25 dollars.
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Riolu: THE BOX.
THE BOX CONTROLS TIME AND SPACE.
THE BOX CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND.
THE BOX CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.
Turtwig: You've been watching to much Charlie the Ponyta, haven't you?
Riolu: Hehe, nope.
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Sentret: OMIGAWD MONEYMONEYMONEY!
Lotad: The Euros... they beckon...
Turtwig: You guys realise I forged it all, right?
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Riolu: THE BOX.
THE BOX CONTROLS TIME AND SPACE.
THE BOX CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND.
THE BOX CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.
Turtwig: You've been watching to much Charlie the Ponyta, haven't you?
Riolu: Hehe, nope.
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Sentret: OMIGAWD MONEYMONEYMONEY!
Lotad: The Euros... they beckon...
Turtwig: You guys realise I forged it all, right?
A penny for your thoughts? Well, I think that you need to be a better carpenter. And seriously, work on your photography. The lighting is totally off. You should have used piling money. Eeyup, plus badly made turtwig. Get better before coming back here.
~Last words of Loreni333 before *shot*.
~Last words of Loreni333 before *shot*.
Devastator2000
Are you high...?
Okay boys, there's some magic carpets and brown frisbees everywhere. Obviously, Ali Ba Ba is invading us. TIME FOR THE A-TEAM, BOYS.
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Lotad: I could make a better box than this. If I had hands...and a diploma....WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR. *Cries*
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One day, a lazy judge decided to use the lazily made lazy box for the lazy caption contest. The sheer laziness of this contest was so lazyrific that everyone died. THE END.
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Lotad: I could make a better box than this. If I had hands...and a diploma....WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR. *Cries*
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One day, a lazy judge decided to use the lazily made lazy box for the lazy caption contest. The sheer laziness of this contest was so lazyrific that everyone died. THE END.
Cyber Robert
Shockingly Lovely
Well here's the new image. I'll get around to judging tomorrow.
pikalax
Back in the OLDEN days...
Skitty: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Wailord: But we were made for each other!
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Waldo: They'll never find me here.
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Tuber: Ooh, a fwiendly wefuggewaita!
Gengar: Umm... What?
Tuber: A wefuggewaita. You know, the thing that pwoduces ice cweam and milluk?
Gengar: What the devil are you ta-
Rotom: *whispers to Gengar* She's trying to say "refrigerator". Give her a break, she's only 2.
Gengar: Please. My two year old son can say "Ahmadinejad" better than anyone else I know. AND he's still teething.
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Rocket: Come. There's a ghost I need you to channel.
Medium: Whose ghost?
Rocket: The Marowak my brother killed three years ago.
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Captain: One night, I forgot to turn my ship off. I woke up covered in Misties.
HGSS Misty: That's not at all what happened.
FRLG Misty: Yeah. We were trying to get our money back from when you sank the ship at port.
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Surfer Treecko: First one to find my surfboard wins a spot in Pokemon Grey.
Wailord: But we were made for each other!
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Waldo: They'll never find me here.
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Tuber: Ooh, a fwiendly wefuggewaita!
Gengar: Umm... What?
Tuber: A wefuggewaita. You know, the thing that pwoduces ice cweam and milluk?
Gengar: What the devil are you ta-
Rotom: *whispers to Gengar* She's trying to say "refrigerator". Give her a break, she's only 2.
Gengar: Please. My two year old son can say "Ahmadinejad" better than anyone else I know. AND he's still teething.
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Rocket: Come. There's a ghost I need you to channel.
Medium: Whose ghost?
Rocket: The Marowak my brother killed three years ago.
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Captain: One night, I forgot to turn my ship off. I woke up covered in Misties.
HGSS Misty: That's not at all what happened.
FRLG Misty: Yeah. We were trying to get our money back from when you sank the ship at port.
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Surfer Treecko: First one to find my surfboard wins a spot in Pokemon Grey.
Cyber Robert
Shockingly Lovely
First Place: FireTypeLover
Second Place: Aslynn♥Pokemon
Most Creative: Loreni333
Most Random: ilovedragonites
Cyber's Laff-o-matic: Devastator2000
Congrats to the winners and to those who didn't win, remember: you're still winners, you just didn't get the recognition you deserve.
Second Place: Aslynn♥Pokemon
Most Creative: Loreni333
Most Random: ilovedragonites
Cyber's Laff-o-matic: Devastator2000
Congrats to the winners and to those who didn't win, remember: you're still winners, you just didn't get the recognition you deserve.
FireTypeLover
Mr. Soul Stealer
Wailord: Oi, it's Hot Skitty on Rocket Action! Sure wish I was the one getting-uh...I think I'll just stop talking now...
Deoxys911: I'm sure you guys are screaming, STOP BEING A WALK-ON CAMEO IN THIS GENERATION OF CAPTION CONTESTS, IT'S AN ENTIRELY NEW GENERATION, but I hope you know, I never really moved on! I LIED TO ALL YOU FAITHFUL FANS BECAUSE I STILL EXIST IN YOUR HEARTS!
Team Rocket Grunt: But...I saw you on Serebii after you closed the Caption Contest. Many times.
Deoxys911: DON'T BELIEVE THIS RANDOM GUY, BELIEVE ME, FANS, BELIEVE ME!
HGSS Misty: Come, my daughter. We will see the extraordinary village of Captionville in action.
FRLG Misty: Why am I your daughter? Even if we weren't the same people, I'm older than you by about four years anyways, so you should be my daughter!
HGSS Misty: Well, who's the taller Misty, Misty?
And I am sure that killer Squirtle over there wants to hold some killer machine guns so he could kill (er) that killer Golbat over there for stealing his killer machine guns! And yes, I am so uncreative I keep making killer allusions to previous killer Caption Contests!
And, of course, oh sweet, I won! First time since a few months ago!
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Deoxys911: I'm sure you guys are screaming, STOP BEING A WALK-ON CAMEO IN THIS GENERATION OF CAPTION CONTESTS, IT'S AN ENTIRELY NEW GENERATION, but I hope you know, I never really moved on! I LIED TO ALL YOU FAITHFUL FANS BECAUSE I STILL EXIST IN YOUR HEARTS!
Team Rocket Grunt: But...I saw you on Serebii after you closed the Caption Contest. Many times.
Deoxys911: DON'T BELIEVE THIS RANDOM GUY, BELIEVE ME, FANS, BELIEVE ME!
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HGSS Misty: Come, my daughter. We will see the extraordinary village of Captionville in action.
FRLG Misty: Why am I your daughter? Even if we weren't the same people, I'm older than you by about four years anyways, so you should be my daughter!
HGSS Misty: Well, who's the taller Misty, Misty?
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And I am sure that killer Squirtle over there wants to hold some killer machine guns so he could kill (er) that killer Golbat over there for stealing his killer machine guns! And yes, I am so uncreative I keep making killer allusions to previous killer Caption Contests!
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And, of course, oh sweet, I won! First time since a few months ago!
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halodeoxys
wanna see me run to that mountain and back
FRLG Misty: I wish I had more resolution like the you guys...
HGSS Misty: I'm sure you will someday, sweetie. It took me 6 more years when I was your age.
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Skitty: Why are we doing this again?
Wailord: Idk, Golbat and Blastoise are doing it. Just do what they do.
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Team Rocket Guy: Hey, I need you to bring your ghostly little friends along a help figure out what the heck this rocket is doing here.
Deoxys: DANG IT THEY'RE ON TO ME. I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE AND FIND SOME REAL FOOD.
--Alternate--
Team Rocket Guy: Yes, Mom. You don't need to worry about that whole Team Rocket criminal stuff in the news. Its all just a cover-up for our secret hobbies, Rocket Building! Soon the world will be amazed at our talent!
Deoxys: Oooooooo... Maybe I should make sure people are actually criminals before placing Skitty-Bombs on their rockets...
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Golbat: FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST BECAUSE I'M BLUE DOESN'T MEAN I'M WATER TYPE AND BREED-ABLE WITH YOU TURTLE THINGS. I mean, look at Wailord over there. She looks like she could use a boyfriend. She's just your type.
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Rotom:*CRRRK* "ElectroFridge to DNAlien, Come in, Come in!"
Deoxys:*CRRK* DNAlien to ElectroFridge, whats the matter?
Rotom: I am in pursuit of the unwanted Ghost Sprite. Will Powered Spriter will surely put me in future pictures now!
Swim Girl: DADDY, THE REFRIGERATOR IS WHISPERING.
Rotom: Darn, I've been spotted!
Deoxys: Shoot. Now I have to come in another picture to help you. Another cameo for me.
HGSS Misty: I'm sure you will someday, sweetie. It took me 6 more years when I was your age.
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Skitty: Why are we doing this again?
Wailord: Idk, Golbat and Blastoise are doing it. Just do what they do.
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Team Rocket Guy: Hey, I need you to bring your ghostly little friends along a help figure out what the heck this rocket is doing here.
Deoxys: DANG IT THEY'RE ON TO ME. I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE AND FIND SOME REAL FOOD.
--Alternate--
Team Rocket Guy: Yes, Mom. You don't need to worry about that whole Team Rocket criminal stuff in the news. Its all just a cover-up for our secret hobbies, Rocket Building! Soon the world will be amazed at our talent!
Deoxys: Oooooooo... Maybe I should make sure people are actually criminals before placing Skitty-Bombs on their rockets...
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Golbat: FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST BECAUSE I'M BLUE DOESN'T MEAN I'M WATER TYPE AND BREED-ABLE WITH YOU TURTLE THINGS. I mean, look at Wailord over there. She looks like she could use a boyfriend. She's just your type.
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Rotom:*CRRRK* "ElectroFridge to DNAlien, Come in, Come in!"
Deoxys:*CRRK* DNAlien to ElectroFridge, whats the matter?
Rotom: I am in pursuit of the unwanted Ghost Sprite. Will Powered Spriter will surely put me in future pictures now!
Swim Girl: DADDY, THE REFRIGERATOR IS WHISPERING.
Rotom: Darn, I've been spotted!
Deoxys: Shoot. Now I have to come in another picture to help you. Another cameo for me.
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Skitty: My planet needs me. I must go now.
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Skitty: We're doomed!
Wailord: Why!?
Skitty: He's returning! There is no time! EVERBODY RUN!!! HE'S RETURNING!!!!!!!
Rocket Grunt: D911?
Golbat: DieChavsDie?
Waldo: Tachyon?
Old Lady: Who's Tachyon?
Waldo: No one knows for sure. Legends claim he was in charge of the Caption Contest before Volteon even.
Skitty: Nevermind, he turned left and went into the doomsday device depot.
Wailord: Who was it anyways?
Skitty: Think it was *blasted by laser canon*
???: LOLE
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Fountain: I'm all wet.
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Skitty: We're doomed!
Wailord: Why!?
Skitty: He's returning! There is no time! EVERBODY RUN!!! HE'S RETURNING!!!!!!!
Rocket Grunt: D911?
Golbat: DieChavsDie?
Waldo: Tachyon?
Old Lady: Who's Tachyon?
Waldo: No one knows for sure. Legends claim he was in charge of the Caption Contest before Volteon even.
Skitty: Nevermind, he turned left and went into the doomsday device depot.
Wailord: Who was it anyways?
Skitty: Think it was *blasted by laser canon*
???: LOLE
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Fountain: I'm all wet.
BlazingCold
Well-Known Member
Wailord: Why skitty. Why?
Skitty: Look - all these internet rumors about me being a Kardashian are not true, alright?
Wailord: But they're true.
Skitty: *facepalm*
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Squirtle: Give me my lunch back, Mr. Bully!
Blastoise: Yeah!
Golbat: For the last freaking time, it's my lunch. It even says Golbat Mc. Donald on it. See, Treecko?
Treecko: I can't read.
Golbat: *faceroof*
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Old Lady: COME BACK HERE DEOXYS!
Deoxys: Okay. Okay. I'm SORRY. *tears start to fill eyes* I never really - tried to do this to you.
Rocket Grunt: What the...
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FRLG Misty: See that's your dad over there, Misty.
HGSS Misty: ...
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Waldo: I bet you aren't gonna find me here!
Swimmer Girl: Found ya.
Waldo: ****
Gengar: I'm so posting this.
Skitty: Look - all these internet rumors about me being a Kardashian are not true, alright?
Wailord: But they're true.
Skitty: *facepalm*
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Squirtle: Give me my lunch back, Mr. Bully!
Blastoise: Yeah!
Golbat: For the last freaking time, it's my lunch. It even says Golbat Mc. Donald on it. See, Treecko?
Treecko: I can't read.
Golbat: *faceroof*
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Old Lady: COME BACK HERE DEOXYS!
Deoxys: Okay. Okay. I'm SORRY. *tears start to fill eyes* I never really - tried to do this to you.
Rocket Grunt: What the...
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FRLG Misty: See that's your dad over there, Misty.
HGSS Misty: ...
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Waldo: I bet you aren't gonna find me here!
Swimmer Girl: Found ya.
Waldo: ****
Gengar: I'm so posting this.
yanmegy423
Litwick-KAWAIIDESU!
Skitty: OMG GET ME DOWN 
Wailord:... Damn this rockets big, like twice my size.
Skitty: GER ME DOWN WAILORD!
Wailord: ...Nooo.
Skitty. Fine. No Hot Skitty on Wailord Action for you then
*Wailord uses bounce~
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HG/SS Misty: so...
FRLG Misty: >_>
HG Misty: Why did I dye my hair?
FRLG: I dunno. I guess you like having no soul.
HGSS: NOT CALLED FOR. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CUT STARMIE EYE--
FRLG: SHUT UP! I don't wanna think about that.
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Wally: ... Those bastard will never find me, I'm not even in that freakin book this time.
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Squirtle: BLAAAAAA
Blastoise: SQUAAAAAAAAAAA
Golbat: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Treecko: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wailord:... Damn this rockets big, like twice my size.
Skitty: GER ME DOWN WAILORD!
Wailord: ...Nooo.
Skitty. Fine. No Hot Skitty on Wailord Action for you then
*Wailord uses bounce~
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HG/SS Misty: so...
FRLG Misty: >_>
HG Misty: Why did I dye my hair?
FRLG: I dunno. I guess you like having no soul.
HGSS:
NOT CALLED FOR. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CUT STARMIE EYE--FRLG: SHUT UP! I don't wanna think about that.
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Wally: ... Those bastard will never find me, I'm not even in that freakin book this time.
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Squirtle: BLAAAAAA
Blastoise: SQUAAAAAAAAAAA
Golbat: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Treecko: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
~SilverLugia~
Use Razor Shell!
Waldo: No one will ever find me here....
Golbat: I can see everything from up here! Even Waldo!
Waldo: Dang......
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Wailord: Don't do this Skitty! We've been together for so long!
Skitty: You DO know that's my cousin you're talking about.....
Wailord: Whoops, sorry Skitty's cousin.....
Skitty: PSYCH! We're breaking up. I'm going to the Moon. See ya!
Wailord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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HGSS Misty: When I was your age.....
FRLG Misty: WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!?!
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Tuber: Mr. Fridge, do you know where I can find a Deoxys?
Frostom: There is one by the fountain over there.....
Tuber: That's not a Deoxys, silly. That's Waldo!
Waldo: No! I've been found again!
Golbat: I can see everything from up here! Even Waldo!
Waldo: Dang......
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Wailord: Don't do this Skitty! We've been together for so long!
Skitty: You DO know that's my cousin you're talking about.....
Wailord: Whoops, sorry Skitty's cousin.....
Skitty: PSYCH! We're breaking up. I'm going to the Moon. See ya!
Wailord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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HGSS Misty: When I was your age.....
FRLG Misty: WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!?!
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Tuber: Mr. Fridge, do you know where I can find a Deoxys?
Frostom: There is one by the fountain over there.....
Tuber: That's not a Deoxys, silly. That's Waldo!
Waldo: No! I've been found again!
FireTypeLover
Mr. Soul Stealer
Wailord: How in the world is this physically possible? I've been out of my fountain home for one (hundred) days without dying! Not to mention that I've haven't destroyed the ground yet, being about one (thousand) pounds!
Girl behind fountain: Well, this caption does have a Skitty...uh...playing...with a rocket ship, I'm sure anything can happen in this world!
Girl behind fountain: Well, this caption does have a Skitty...uh...playing...with a rocket ship, I'm sure anything can happen in this world!
The Imposter
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Wailord: Jump, Skitty! Every day needs some HSOWA!
Skitty: Nope.
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Channeler: A penny for your thoughts.
Grunt. Sorry. My thoughts are a buck apiece.
Channeler: I doubt it. Who would pay a half-cent for your thoughts?
Grunt: THAT little comment just made the price TEN dollars!
Channeler: All right, all right. *hands over 10-dollar bill* Now what's your stupid thought?
Grunt: A fool and her money are soon parted. *runs*
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Misty on left: Im you're knew self now.
Misty on right: Your grammar is simply atrocious, there is no way you can be me.
Misty on left: ...
Drake: Run! She's got Red Syndrome!
Skitty: Nope.
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Channeler: A penny for your thoughts.
Grunt. Sorry. My thoughts are a buck apiece.
Channeler: I doubt it. Who would pay a half-cent for your thoughts?
Grunt: THAT little comment just made the price TEN dollars!
Channeler: All right, all right. *hands over 10-dollar bill* Now what's your stupid thought?
Grunt: A fool and her money are soon parted. *runs*
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Misty on left: Im you're knew self now.
Misty on right: Your grammar is simply atrocious, there is no way you can be me.
Misty on left: ...
Drake: Run! She's got Red Syndrome!