The New Generation of The Caption Contest

[Will-powered Spriter]

Well, I'm back, and I promised I would judge this time.

However, I have a splitting headache, have been up 19 hours straight and there don't seem to be that many captions, so I'm going to bed and you have until I get up tomorrow (approx 15 hours away) to enter any last minute captions, and then I'll judge and also start the archive.

Nice art skills btw VampirateMace.

 

[pokemonmaster3.0]

Pikachu: I'm sorry, but I didn't know we were going to have a party of 3....
Slowbro: What are you talking about?
Pikachu: Your... *shudder* spiky friend.
Slowbro: Oh, that's my tail, silly!
Slowbro's "Tail": What are you talking about? There's no proof in this picture that I'm attached to you, it even looks like I'm not attached, and I have my own stool! *awkward silence* Oh, right, I don't have a mouth. Never mind.
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Dressed up pokemon drinking tea at 2:00: An ordinary day.

 

[Will-powered Spriter]

For the benefit of my sanity when I make the archive will the judges please put the name of the winner next to each winning entry. Please.

Anyway: The results:

1st Place:

Fortunately, Slowbro has developed an immunity to iocane powder.

2nd Place:

Pikachu: These are some nice chairs you found. They're very comfy.
Toad: That's what YOU think...

Most Creative-if-disgusting:

Pikachu: I love this tea!

Slowbro: That's not tea, it's my liquified feces

Most Random:

;080;: Oh thanks for the tea, but I must be going. I have t-
;025;: NOOO!! You must not leave! We have to battle OR ELSE!
;080;: ...They don't call you the Mad Hatter for nothin'

Annddd...
Least Convincing Imitation of Britishness:

Pikachu: By Jove, this tea is 20% cooler then my blend!
Slowbro: Indeed, Gov, I made it in 10 seconds flat. Instant Tea!
Pikachu: Instant tea?! I mean really, who can beat that, Jove!
Slowbro's shell:...yay...

Sorry, but the only way to comment on tea is that it's either too cold or all gone. Also it's spelt guv.

So, whose going to post the next pic? I guess it's either CyberBlastoise or surfer treecko's turn.
I know surfer treecko has one prepared (I somewhat selfishly appointed him an artist on the basis he is easiest for me to contact, ignoring the fact that he is nigh impossible for any of the other staff to contact.), but do you want to do this week, CyberBlastoise?

Now if you'll excuse me I need more Tea.

Archive is UP! Current All-time winner: pikalax.

 

[pokemonmaster3.0]

Wow, another 2nd place win. I had so many, one should have it!

 

[~SilverLugia~]

I got most random!!!

Now Have a cookie!

 

[surfer treecko]

Sorry if I'm late, but here is the next image for you to caption. Guest starring my ugly green carpet.

You only have until Saturday to afix words to this masterpiece, so get captioning!

 

[The Imposter]

Creepy guy behind Torchic: ALL these statues have to be of Mudkip! U HERD I LEIK MUDKIPZ?
Latias: Fly away without him noticing. . .
Mudkip army: Yes! He lieks us! Latias is most definently being trapped by his lieking!
~~~~~
Rayquaza: I'm all alone! *sobs*
~~~~~
Wingull flock: Hey! A notice! Let's go notice it!
Pelliper: Why did Wigglytuff assign me with THESE Wingull?
Marshtomp: *holding up notice* NOTICE THIS NOTICE?!
~~~~~
Combusken: Man, Dad, why are we up on this totally uncool Torchic statue?
Blaziken: Hush, child. We need to get captioned you know. Oh, hi, Grovyle!
Grovyle: He was always a hypocrite, right, Sceptile?
Sceptile: Indeed.
Treecko: Pwetty biwdies!
~~~~~
Marshtomp: I'm falling!!!!! I must save my notice!!!!
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Cascoon 1: So, how's life?
Cascoon 2: Pretty good.
Shiny Cascoon: I'm SHINY! YYYAAAAYYY!!!
Altaria: Casoon 3, you need to go to your daycare. We need you to mate with a Heracross.
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Treecko trio: What is this red-and-blue block? Is it a reference to the earliest American Pokemon games, Pokemon Red and Blue Versions?
Wise Volbeat: How do you know about Pokemon Red and Blue? You weren't in it!
Treecko trio: . . neither were you.
Wise Volbeat: Your script doesn't say 'Wise'. Mine does. Your argument is invallid, dudes.
Treecko trio: You don't really act like a sage.
Wise Volbeat: I just Baton Passed my Tail Glow to an invisible Kyogre. You're dead, dudes.
~~~~~

 

[pokemonmaster3.0]

Treecko: Who thought that the "Release" button would do this!

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Groudon: We have cornered the non-Hoenns. They must be destroyed.
Empoleon: Wait, what!?
Makuhita: That's right, all of these pokemon except you are Hoenn. You must die.
Infernape: Wait a minute. *one minute later* That's a DS.
Slackoth: So?
Infernape: That means the game must be a Generation 4, or maybe 5 game. But Generation 3 was on the Gameboy. Which means that we must be the dominant generation here.
Groudon: Uhh... Regirock! What's the game in the DS?
Regirock: Pokemon Platinum, sir.
Groudon: Uhh... Giant Mudkip, is there a game in the Gameboy slot?
Giant Mudkip: No, sir.
Groudon: ... Crap. That dang surfer treecko must've imported us.

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Sceptile: This is awkward.
Grovyle: Extremely.
Marshtomp: Quite.
Swampert: It is indeed.
Combusken: Very.
Blaziken: I agree.
Treecko: It's more deja-vu/impossible for me.

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Rayquaza: I remember when you said that we'd escape the DS when Wailords fly. HA!

 

[FireTypeLover]

Sceptile: Wingull, get off the Giant Treecko! Only members of the Sceptile evolutionary family are allowed on this guy!
Wingull: I'm a Grass-type! You see, I'm green, therfore, I'm Grass-type!
Sceptile: Green? Not all Grass-types are green and besides you're white and blue!
Wingull: *looks around* All of the Grass-types in this caption have at least a spot of green on them, so hah!
Sceptile: Hmmm...boys, let's kick this stupid Wingull out.
Wingull: Wait! No, no, no, no! *Sceptile, Grovyle, and Treecko all kick Wingull in the beak and he smashes onto the guest star, surfer treecko's ugly green carpet*
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Empoleon: H-hey, why are you all staring at me, r-ready to k-kill me?
Makuhita: You've got it easy, my friend. I have four people staring at me, ready to kill me, and at one of them is Overused. The people who are trying to kill you are stupid, idiotic Neverused and Underused Pokémon!
Empoleon: Hmmm...I know Infernape's OU and none of the rest of us are...so, that means you're insulting me, who's trying to kill you...and everyone else trying to kill you and me...so, you're dead, Makuhita!
Makuhita: Hah! You're only NU or UU, Empoleon are too stupid for me to find out.
Empoleon: If we all team up on you to kick you out of here...LET'S GET HIM, BOYS!
*Empoleon, Infernape, Hariyama, Slakoth, Torterra, and Vigoroth all literally kick Makuhita out the window*
Makuhita: This is the second time in one post a person literally got kicked out! I'm starting to feel that the captioner is losing creativity!
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Rayquaza: NONE OF YOU ARE LEGENDARY. YOU MUST ALL DIE!!!!
Groundon: I'm legendary!
Rayquaza: BUT YOU ARE LEGENDARY AND MUST DIE.
Groundon: That doesn't make any-
Rayquaza: SHUT UP!!! I'LL KICK YOU ALL OUT!
*Rayquaza literally kicks everyone out the window for not being legendary and Groundon for being legendary. Groundon lands on poor Makuhita*
Makuhita: Yeah, now I know the captioner lost creativity by using the same gag three times in one post. And Rayquaza doesn't even have legs!
Rayquaza: SHUT UP, MAKUHITA!
Makuhita: Oh and there's also the fact the captioner utilized heavy anime physics by making me not get killed by a Groundon sitting on top of me. Oh wait, I think my internal organs are getting crushed now...ow...ow...CURSE THE FACT HEAVY ANIME PHYSICS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED-ugh...

 

[Will-powered Spriter]

I am neither judge nor artist this round, so I don't see why I can't enter.
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This is the story of the very unlikeable Mudkip.
It is a well known fact that all Mudkips are likeable. But one day, a very unlikeable mudkip. No one liked it. Not even other mudkips. And this mudkip was very sad. One day, it asked:
Mudkip: Why am I not like the other mudkips?
And the wise old Torkoal said:
Torkoal: You're not a mudkip. You're Eridan.
And Eridan grew up into an equally unlikeable troll, and lived forever alone, until he was one day chainsawed in half.
The End.
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Also, despite the fact surfer treecko calls himself surfer treecko and likes treecko the most, the treecko in that picture is in fact mine, and he is just borrowing it, as is the mudkip. The torchic is his though. (Note for the forgetful or unknowledgeble, we are brothers.)

 

[Ace of Shades]

Yeah!! creatively disgusting!!

Marstomp, Combusken, and Grovyle: Moms how on earth did you give birth to these giant children?

Swampert, Blazekin, and Sceptile: Umm................ That Wailord *Point at Wailord*

Wailord: Don't blame for everything breeding related just cause I did it with Skitty that one time.

Everyone: *Shivers*

Peliper and Wingull: *Fall out of sky and cringe*

Wailord: Hey!!

Giant off-screen Skitty: Daddy Wailord, I'm hungry!!

Ralts: Run!!!!!

Silcoon, Cascoon, and Cascoon: We can't walk!!

Deoxys: Help I've fallen and can't get up. Crap I knew this would happen should have gotten life alert.

 

[The Imposter]

Deoxys: Alright, you win, Slakoth.
Slakoth: . . .
Deoxys: Yes! Now I can make my escape! Wait, we have to be captioned first!
Slakoth: Scratch attack!
Deoxys: Nooooo!!!
~~~~~
Wailord: Aargh! I'm beached on the guest star!
Ugly green carpet: That's my mouth you're sitting on, you know.
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Wurmple: Hehehe! This view is so great!

 

[{(•)___(•)}]

Everyone: Wow, this 3DS really makes us all pop out of the screen!
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Pelipper: Wingulls, fly away! It's Godzilla!
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And then the poor Wailord, who was no longer fun to play with since he was no longer the biggest, was abandoned by all his friends.

 

[~SilverLugia~]

Giant Treecko: What do you guys wanna do today?
Giant Torchic: Let's play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!
*Giant Mudkip opens the 3DS, mini Pokemon start flying out*
Giant Torchic: This 3DS Really works!
Giant Treecko: But, why are all the Pokemon 3rd Generation?
Giant Mudkip: And whose that guy over with the mini Mudkips?
Mudkip Master: Uh, oh, me? Well, I-I'm just standing! Here! Yeah, that's it....
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Grovyle: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!!!
Marshtomp: Grovyle, stop trying to do the impossible.
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Hariyama: HALT! You cannot come pass here.
Infernape: W-Why not?
Makuhita: 'cause you are not of this generation!
Torterra: Just because we're of a different generation, doesn't mean we can't come through here.
Slaking: Yes It Does!
Arceus: (from out of nowhere) YOU'VE BEEN MESSIN' WITH ME AND MY GENERATION?
All 3rd gens.:
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Mudkip Master: I am the one and only ruler of the Mudkips! No one will stop me with my army of them!
Latias: Oh, please. EVERYONE knows ShinyLugia101 is the ruler of mudkips.
Mudkip Master: No! I am the ruler of all Mudkips, not this ShinyLugia101!
Latias: *sighs, and flies away*
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Slakoth: Well, here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to
Kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn't laughing
Deoxys: WILL YOU STOP SINGING THAT PORTAL SONG AND HELP ME UP!?!?

 

[Loreni333]

Treeko: Alright lads, quick, throw it away! This new fangled HG games where the pokemon follow you will put 3D 3rd gen out of buisness!
MudKip: But... we weren't release in 3-
Treeko: SCREW YOU! I HAVE MONEY!
HG walking sprites: REBELLION ACTIVATE!

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Torchic: I'm only here becuase I wasn't in the above caption...

 

[Alliance]

Treeko: What are we doing, exactly?
Mudkip: The three of us are moving this extremely heavy black DS.
Trrecko: Why?
Mudkip: We're doing the thousand metre lift. You run - sorry, drag - a DS one thousand metres to the nearest large tower. We drag this to the top, then the flying ones on our team fly it to 21 Paradise Street Arcadia.
Treeko: Why?
Mudkip: It's for charity.
Treeko: Why?
Mudkip: o.0
Treeko: Why?
Mudkip: *head desk*
Treeko: Why?
Everyone: SHUT UP.
Treeko: ..............Why?

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Torchic: What;s the point of this?
Mudkip: Weren't you listening?!
Torchic: No
Treeko: Why?
Torchic: Normally I'd bash you up for that, but nevermind. I wasn't listening because *mumblemuttermumble*
Rayquaza: OI, QUIT TALKING. You're losing! We can't lose!
Torchic: Then come and help us you big flying Queztcoatl.
Rayquaza: I'M OFFENDED.
Wailord: We figured that, idiot.

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It seems a second hand DS used to play Pokemon is hard to come by. The Pokemon won't let go.

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Regirock: *laughs at Treeko, Torchic and Mudkip* You weak like little babbys, I lift this with one hand. *proceeds to do so* You can't beat me little babbys.
Groundon: We have a challenger for Strongman Regi! Step up to the plates, please.
Rayquaza: Who's the challenger?
Groundon: The dwarf, Honeydew Lewis Seedot!
Rayquaza: This contest is fair how?
Seedot: WAIT. I NEVER CHALLENGED REGIROCK.
Groundon: No matter. The challenge that decides victory- CAKE!
Seedot: WHAT THE *bleep*
Regirock: Haha little babby, run home to mama babby and papa babby.
Seedot: Never! Simon spaceman Deoxys911, guard my stuff while I kick this guys rocky butt.
Deoxys911: But Lewis I can't-
Seedot: Nevermind that Deoxys911.
Regirock: I'll lift this cake better than you.
Seedot: Yea right.
Groundon: Ready..... Steady... GO!

Regirock: *lifts cake high*

Seedot: Dwarf, Dwarf, eatty eatty cake *eats cake*

Regirock: What?

Seedot: *jumps on Regirock's cake* I win, I lifted the cake higher!

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Latias: I see dere futures. Dey be dying derrible deaths by de DS. Dis be not good. De spirits, dey are never wrong. Dey speak dru me. Dey never wrong.

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Deoxys911: Great. Now I'm stuck under a super heavy black DS.
CyberBlastoise: You think you're unlucky?
Deoxys911: Where are you?
CyberBlastoise: In the Swalot.

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Ugly Green Carpet: Guys, you stink.
Nearly everyone: THATS NOT NICE.

Treeko: Why?

Everyone: *collective facepalm*

UGC: *face floorboard*

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That was entertaining. Only Yogcast watchers will understand the babby joke.

 

[pokemonmaster3.0]

Metagross: *whispers* What are we looking at?
Armaldo: *whispers* I don't know, I'm just going with the crowd.

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Treecko 1: That's my sign!
Treecko 2: No, that's mine!
Treecko 3: No, It's mine!
Treecko 1: Wait, shouldn't we be fighting over a surfer treecko sign?
Treecko 2: This is close enough.

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Rayquaza: Wow, talk about breaking the fourth wall!

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Why Deoxys911 stopped doing the Caption Contest (at least in pokemon form):
Deoxys911: Okay, treecko, move it down just a little bit, but don't drop it on me.
Treecko: What? Drop it?
Deoxys911: NNNNOOOO!!!

 

[MugoUrth]

Deoxys: Foo POI!!!!!

(...That's all I got.)

 

[Alliance]

Torchic: Screw this, I quit.

Mudkip: You can't quit buddy!

Torchic: I just did. OWNED.

Treeko: Why are you quitting?

Torchic: Because this is stupid. I'd rather drink Slowbro's liquified feces or have tea with the Mad Hatter than do this.

Treeko: Why?

Everyone: SHUT UP.

Torchic: That's why.

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Story of the Ugly Green Carpet.

Once upon a time, in 21 Paradise Street Arcadia, there lived an emerald green carpet. It was the most beautiful in the known world. So evil Pokemon stole it and brought it to Earth to sell for an emmense ammount of money. But when it got here, it was dirty and dull. No-one would buy it. Except one person. Surfer Treeko.

And when his/her Pokemon started trambpling it with their pokemon-y feet, it became so dirty and ugly it became forever known as the Ugly Green Carpet.

The End.

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Ralts: Isn't it odd that a grow up looking feminine only to became an ugly male Gallade?

Wingulls: Isn't it odd that male Ralts used to evolve into a Gardevoir in Gen 3?

Ralts: Touche.

 

[Cyber Robert]

Contest closed. I won't be doing judging, but I will provide the picture now, since it's 1 AM here on Sunday.

Yeah, my art is fail, but it is fun fail at least. Anyone who makes fun of my art will fall to the Rayquaza, or what I tried to draw as Rayquaza in this pic.