Gliscor: I have awakened thee, Sleeping Beauty!
Ash: T_T; Uh... this is Snow White. And you didn't wake me--
Gliscor: Silence, or I'll go Romeo and Juliet on you!
Ash: Brock, Pikachu, Dawn, help! Wait, not Dawn. Misty, HEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!
Jessie: I'm not pregnant!
James: Well, it's either that, or you're fat.
Jessie: >O I'M NOT FAT!
Meowth: Well, if you lay off the brownies for breakfast...
*cookies for end reference*
[IMG200]http://www.users.drew.edu/jelowsky/Mew%20and%20Mewtwo.jpg[/IMG200]
Mew: ^_^ *flies up* Hi, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: >_> *groan* Go
away, Mew. I'm not in the mood to have someone come up to us and ask if we're going out. I'm seriously not. And if you're asking me to go hang out someplace, the answer is no.
Mew: ...I wasn't going to ask you out.
Mewtwo: Oh thank Ar--I mean fantastic.
Mew: I just wanted to know if you think these sparkles make me look too pretty.
Mewtwo: >_O Mew, I'm
seriously not going to answer that, nor do I want to know why you poured glitter on yourself. Be reasonable for once, please.
Mew: >_< Fine, Celebi called me fat. Am I fat?
Mewtwo: >.O *twitch* What kind of question is that?
Mew: It's a concern, sheesh. Do you agree with Celebi about me being fat?
Mewtwo: You're not fat.
Mew: ^_^ Oh, good! I've been stressed out lately, so I've been eating a lot. Just wanted to make sure! Thankies!
Mewtwo:
I've changed my mind. You actually
do look a little round.
Mew: >:/ *slaps Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: x.< Ow, what was that for?!
Mew: For being bad at lying.
Random Pidgey: *flies up* Excuse me, I've noticed you two are having problems. Is everything all right?
Mew: It is now. *leans up against Mewtwo* ^_^
Mewtwo: >//< *thoughts*
Why me?
Pidgey: Oh, okay. You two just seemed like a really cute couple, and I hated to see you break up.
Mewtwo: ):< *glares at Mew* I. Hate. You.
Mew: ^_^ Daww, I love you too! *pinches his cheek*
Mewtwo: >//O Stop
doing that!