The Official Pokemon Anime Caption Thread!

[Kutie Pie]

James suddenly doesn't find Jessie letting her hair down as sexy as people claim it is.

or...

James: Oh noes, Jessie's turning into a Goth!

Jessie: Don't you mean emo? And no, I'm not turning into a Goth!

James: What's the difference?

Jessie: ...what?

James: What's the difference between you and an emo?

Jessie: ...your point?

James: Well, emo means "emotional"--

Jessie: --says the whiny bastard.

James: *sticks out lower lip and eyes water up, whimpers*

 

[Lorde]

Giovanni's clothes were out in the wash...

Dawn: OMG! I'm wearing gloves!

Butler: Le Gasp!

 

[WaterDragon trainer]

1ST PIC

Once Jessie, James, and Meowth gave Giovanni an Entei for his birthday, he couldn't get it to stop barking and creating volcanoes. Giovanni's headquarters was forever in one.

2ND PIC

DAWN: So if I go straight to jail, I DON'T pass go and I DON'T collect $200?
BUTLER: For the last time. I AM NOT MR. PENNYBAGS!

 

[AuraChannelerChris]

Butler: UAH! Milady, you're not allowed to have beady eyes! Put them away!

 

[Lorde]

Jessie: Why are we wearing Pokemon costumes again?

James: Because we look absolutely fabulous in them!

Ash: Heyyyyyyy gurl!

May (off-screen): Oh my God! Ash is ga- *shot*

Togepi (off-screen): Just as planned!

 

[EzzPeon]

Jessie: Why did I end up with THIS costume?

Cabernet: IT'S TASTING TIME!

 

[Kutie Pie]

Giovanni: About damn time I've had more fan-service. The young ladies always love a rich, old man.

Butler: No, I am NOT compensating for something! Now stop looking down there!

 

[Twixted Mind]

Jessie: Hey! Which way to Comic-Con?

I wanted to be the very best before it was mainstream.

 

[WaterDragon trainer]

1ST PIC

Somewhere, a Tauros and Gengar are peeved about the way they are portrayed.

2ND PIC

PAUL: I always did say Ash was a pansy, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Kutie Pie]

Jessie: Is this sexist in anyway?

James: No, it's the first season. Miltank hasn't been introduced yet. And besides, you look good as a bull, Jess.

Jessie: Like you should talk. We got kicked out because you were trying on the Jynx costume.

James: ...I thought you loved me for who I am, Jess...

Dawn: (off-screen) HOLY FRELL BEATNIKS KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

Ash: Dawn, it's us--(set on fire)

 

[Lorde]

Ash: Um....Brock? I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing a tutu. So....is there something you wanna tell us?

Brock: Ash, I've been hiding it inside of me for years but it's time I say it loud and proud: I'm Gay!

Misty: That explains so much, yet so little...

Harley: Aww. You two are cuter than two squirrels in a picnic basket!

Jessie: What?

 

[Kutie Pie]

Brock's tryout for The Nutcracker.

A Cacturne/Jessie plot bunny begins to form in Harley's head. Jessie is not amused.

 

[Lorde]

James: Oh Jessie! I feel sillier than Lady Gaga right now!

Jessie: Shut your trap! We've got to use these disguises to steal the twerp's Pikachu!

Meowth: Jessie's right, besides we need t- What the heck?! What's a Swanna doin' in the Kanto region?!

Swanna: Quack?

 

[WaterDragon trainer]

1ST PIC

ASH: Now I know where Brock gets the money to take care of all his brothers and sisters.

2ND PIC

MEOWTH: So, how did Jessie manage to tolerate getting hugged by a pointy pokemon?
JAMES: Year of practice. Just like me.

 

[AuraChannelerChris]

In 4Kids dictionary, the word "gay" doesn't exist because this is clearly a manly thing to do.

 

[ashds]

Ash: Distrubing

Misty: well no sh*t

 

[Lorde]

Ritchie: Objection!

Director: Cut! Stunt Pikachu, you came on too early!

 

[Kutie Pie]

Sparky: Gee, Togepi, what do you want to do tonight?

Togepi: Same thing we do every night--

Pikachu: No, we are NOT doing that joke! I don't EVER want to hear that song again every time you say you'll try to take over the world!

Bison: *pops in* Of course!

 

[Zalbar]

So then the bike falls in the river and that bossy red-head starts screaming: "Myyyyy biiiiiiiiike!"
Oh man, you should've been there.

 

[FireTypeLover]

Ash: What the heck are you doing, Brock?

Brock: My newest stunt to attract the ladies is to show them how good I am at dancing!

Misty and Ash: Uhhh...

Ash: I'm gonna go away now...

Brock: Okay, see ya!

Jessie: Hi, Harvey!

Harley: WHAT!? YOU HAVE SAID MY NAME WRONG! PREPARE TO DIE! Jessie x Cacturne is awesome shipping!

Jessie: Ah f*** no! I'm already got enough terrible shipping like me and James and now you're adding me and Cacturne to the mix?

Harley: Well, yeah. My name's Harley and annoying everyone in the world who annoys me's my game!

Jessie: Well, you suck, Harley.