LucarioIsMegaEvolving
A single misplaced step
Constantine flies away from the Sylveon because Rayquaza threatened me. So Primal Vaporeon ate the leftover Jolteon of Happiness. Flareon pooped rainbows over Espeon. Meanwhile, Dialga negotiated turds with Sunkern, Umbreon built bio-engineered Glaceons using Magikarpites and berries. Leafeon chocked its attacker by flying into frenzy plants. Sylveon toasted Dragons without Vaporeon. Although shurikens flew beyond clones, Leafeon dodged them easily with only one burp. Vaporeon couldn't believe Jolteon's pants were on fire. Sperm whales attacked Diancie when Rayquaza asked for Sylveon dead. However, Sylveon died alone in perpetuity beforehand. Fortunately, Clefable evacuated Sylveon quickly but never ate brunch. Sylveon's death helped homeless Sylveon survive in post-apocalyptic Fairyland, but Leafeon waged cookies against Primal Magikarp when Sylveon betrayed Umbreon. Star Lord Jirachi nuked Fairies for treason. Constantine searched Rayquaza's Sylveon and Fairies for dinner, while Salamence's presence made Altaria's Sylveon scream to Kesha. Sylveon fainted when Espeon ruled nothing except the land where ugly Sylveon disliked Vaporeon, but Jolteon evolved Eevee from Pikachu Doll germs. Mudkip stalked Sylveon because Sylveon attacked Starbucks Red Dancers. Jontron James worked on Coco Cabana for golden monkeys of planet Sylveon. In Sylveonland annoying Poison demons crippled Glaceon by poisoning dinner with Arbok Kobra when dinosaurs chomped Garchomp while singing songs of carnage. Sylveon Mega Evolved Blaziken-Altaria when Glaceon died suspiciously during Kwanzaa Lollipop eating. The meteor of Mossdeep launched Brendan, Haruka May, and Steven to evacuate the dimension of orange lemmings towards destruction. Then, Llama God Pierre, turned into apple strudel when Wallace exclaimed that "Good llamas twerk bad." Sylveon married Nappy, the eternal jock killer because Japanese cartoons brainwashed everyone. They painted Sylveon black, which transformed Sylveon into Kyubey 'Smarties' that spat out M&M's.
Unfortunately, Jesus and Arceus clashed while Sylveon plotted murder with Dawn for cookies. Washington state legalized the use of Rare Steroids, but Team Trump decided candy should invade Mexico and Narnia with every Sylveon in attendance. Anime fans brought Sylveon an apple filled with poison needles flavored like duck fat. Jeff Jolteon combusted Combusken's wife because she ate Torchic with mustard Mudkips and Treeckos. Hoenn weeaboos clashed with Peking and Beyonce after sleepless days in Seattle, Osaka. King Krabs Patrick impeached Obama and Trump with distaste, but nevertheless, politicians Bernie and Stan decided that vampire hunting would result in large pimples. Draco looked uncomfortable while Skarmory flopped in sewage Mudkips and teletubbies. Blaziken barbecued American cheeseburgers while peanuts discovered cashew Haxorus' headquarters. Haxorus proclaimed to the teletubbies, "From now on, Leafeon shall pay millions of jalapenos." And Donald Trumptubbie killed numerous sanics with rapid spins. Haxorus yelled at Obama for starting the apocalypse. Amaura died horribly
Unfortunately, Jesus and Arceus clashed while Sylveon plotted murder with Dawn for cookies. Washington state legalized the use of Rare Steroids, but Team Trump decided candy should invade Mexico and Narnia with every Sylveon in attendance. Anime fans brought Sylveon an apple filled with poison needles flavored like duck fat. Jeff Jolteon combusted Combusken's wife because she ate Torchic with mustard Mudkips and Treeckos. Hoenn weeaboos clashed with Peking and Beyonce after sleepless days in Seattle, Osaka. King Krabs Patrick impeached Obama and Trump with distaste, but nevertheless, politicians Bernie and Stan decided that vampire hunting would result in large pimples. Draco looked uncomfortable while Skarmory flopped in sewage Mudkips and teletubbies. Blaziken barbecued American cheeseburgers while peanuts discovered cashew Haxorus' headquarters. Haxorus proclaimed to the teletubbies, "From now on, Leafeon shall pay millions of jalapenos." And Donald Trumptubbie killed numerous sanics with rapid spins. Haxorus yelled at Obama for starting the apocalypse. Amaura died horribly