matthew11
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How To Play
This game involves on users posting one word to continue on with the story. You can put any word you like, the only restriction is that it has to be only one word.
Rules
1. SppF rules apply.
2. Post only one word. Before doing so, copy and paste the above word/sentence/paragraph and then put the word of your choice.
3. Of course, we can't leave out the English rules of grammar, right? So, in any case, put legal words so that it fits perfectly with the sentence structure.
4. Names can be added for more wackiness.
5. You can use punctuations if necessary. If you would like to end a sentence, put a period next to the word of your choice. If you would like to put a comma, you could put it after the word of your choice, or after the word the above user chose.
6. Above all else, have fun!
Example
NEW RULE/S
7. In case of ninja occurence, ignore the above post until it is edited. Otherwise, just continue on with the post above it.
8. You can change the latest word's tense or any kind of state to fit it with your word of choice.
EXAMPLE: NINJA'D
The first word....
King
This game involves on users posting one word to continue on with the story. You can put any word you like, the only restriction is that it has to be only one word.
Rules
1. SppF rules apply.
2. Post only one word. Before doing so, copy and paste the above word/sentence/paragraph and then put the word of your choice.
3. Of course, we can't leave out the English rules of grammar, right? So, in any case, put legal words so that it fits perfectly with the sentence structure.
4. Names can be added for more wackiness.
5. You can use punctuations if necessary. If you would like to end a sentence, put a period next to the word of your choice. If you would like to put a comma, you could put it after the word of your choice, or after the word the above user chose.
6. Above all else, have fun!
Example
NEW RULE/S
7. In case of ninja occurence, ignore the above post until it is edited. Otherwise, just continue on with the post above it.
8. You can change the latest word's tense or any kind of state to fit it with your word of choice.
EXAMPLE: NINJA'D
The first word....
King
Chapter 1: Cogidubnus's Anxiety and The Wrath Of Fairies
King Cogidubnus once had many cucumbers. One of them was nervous enough to run behind a shop for Ash Ketchum's next meal. His Pikachu slyly tiptoed into the darkness of a smelly alleyway with Elmo, and friends. Unfortunately, the blasted thing managed to rig a barrel around a Catholic llama priest from Peru, until the local bartender said, "Hi, brother," to Moe Martin, who is a Martian. Moe decided to take a shower while Pac-Man slowly chilled some peas into frozen pieces. While being followed, my gears turned and all of Steve's mixtapes became very long delusions about Splatoon, because she smuggled a bathroom when she back-flipped into a pool. Mega Evolution has become unnecessary because it never made Flygon dance safely. Fortunately, Slurpuff has outlawed yoga and fedoras because she despised ugly Pokemon and fashion. Politicians worshipped Magikarp salesmen because religion said, "Thou shall eat my socks." However, Michelangelo did not.
Perhaps Slurpuff did not have any luxurious socks because Miette kidnapped Swirlix last year. This made Tobias build an army larger than a Charizard, but Caterpie was able to sabotage Tobias using drugs. After Caterpie drugged him, she dragged Tobias deep in the abyss of stygian llamas and Catholic priests in underwear. Police quickly arrested Team Rocket for possession of thongs made of long nails, fetuses, and vodka. A Dovahkiin has seventeen shouts. However, Inklings have indefinite amounts of ninja shouts. Brock jumped a large, mutated Sudowoodo that hated every demonic YouTuber fairy because gargoyles were secretly psychic. Furthermore, they overcame Shia, who transformed, so Megatron died. Several cats warmongered Starmen for fun blooming houses, causing pickles and bacon to disintegrate Chimeras as they performed Saionji's ancient ritual.
Harlequins fail Despair School by 1,753 suicides on average. The first vampire crushed Shia the Werewolf, so Ganondorf could conquer Inkopolis with Electopian activists by farting on Matthew. People thought Bill was doing homework when Mangle scared his own grandfather by shouting, "Mom!" He killed comedy and his strongest Pokémon, for Vaudville slaughtered the helix fossil. This meant the dome fossil was superior and the helix worshippers were terminated of their lives. Gregory, Cogidubnus, and Dogsbody were fired for stealing Pac-Man's Power that resonated Asuna's Gjallarhorn. It sliced many Khajiit, Slurpuff and wallowed Altarias. However, Gary Oak never realized how crocodiles mated with rectangular Redguards from Guadalupe Bambi Carrots. Therefore, they planted Oddishes behind the Shrine of my childhood potato. Le Blanc ate Freakazoid and Arnold using baguettes seasoned with titanium cannibals during a book club typhoon. However, in Shia's bedroom, Ganondorf flipped every table in the ceiling of Slurpuff's Fairy Sundae Icecream ghetto.
Republicans are psychic dogs that can evolve beyond infinity unless Obama becomes Arceus. However, trash planets evolve into memes, but cannot become Mega Altaria. So Beelzeboss decided love is dead. Because someone farted, mass chinchillas attacked Grunty McGrunt because he never washed tortillas. Clean underwear assassinated some cubes of strawberry Swirlixes around 5:00am, but it didn't like vacations in Hoenn because it was watery like everywhere. Jack Zigzagoon said, "Hoenn tastes like Swirlix pies with Vanillite ice-cream sandwich." Disgusting... What did I do to deserve this? Everything. But Slurpuff said, "Fear Steel wool flavoured Trubbish honoring Dialga shaped metal baguettes."
Fairy God Xerneas granted Serena a Satoshi Tajiri doll that turned out to be a Banette doll scarier than Giratina nuzzling Nyan Cats XANAfied. However, Goku blasted Ib's Vaporeon using Thunder and Hyper Kamehameha. Yveltal once destroyed Howdy's house with koalas, kangaroos, and emus. Despite Godzilla nuzzling legitimately obtainable hacked Magikarp inside Swapopolis City, Chuck Norris learned something that neutralizes Slupuffs with astounding Feebasses, Milotics and Gyarados. Slurpuff wanted Sylveon to lick Professor Albus Dumbledore and dance suggestively with her paws swaying in Netfrica mud. "Why did you steal Wulfric's Ice Pizza?", said Mr. Fantastic as Slurpuff licked the Triforce tattoo under its ancient rocks. After tailgating King Dedede and Emon, police used Alduin as a foot assassin on destroying Mount Gold. Tobias sent out Latios against Sceptile during Ash's reign of terror of battle armor. He annihilated Tobias's Darkrai using his charming Snivy with purple aura which did wreck Darkrai and Freud Johnz Del Poopypants. After Dr. Hikari discovered Oak's erect arm, Sailor Popeye and Eyepop digested eyes. Cofagrigus was mummifying some Predators of The Fighters until Tobias came to be a troll. Klefki and Aegislash trolled Clemont, Bonnie, Ash, Serena, and Miette. Alduin caught many terrifying Slurpuffs and Noiverns because Zygarde said "I farted." Diancie once created the Diamond Dreams of The Fairies in your own death scythe of Vyse Virsa.
Le Bouldere was eating pancakes containing nitroglycerin and lead. Mega Flygon never wanted to be kept as a slave of strange secrecy, but Slurpuff made Anti-Mage meditate in France. Aromatisse escaped death by slaying dragons with some forks and light dust that could start freezing babies. Zygarde used Fairy Vengence Break Up against Sylveon, Clefable and Dedenne. Whimsicott shielded Togekiss from Steel-Types beef metal troll, but Dragonite couldn't defeat Captain Obvious and Princess Nymphia, despite using strong Falcon Punches on the Fairy Goddess. The extraordinary flying armored Argonian Skarmorys that eat chocolate Harukas and Hikaris destroyed Mount Zion when furious with overly pointless discussions about nematodes that sang Blazikens' Blessings. Kasumi took Wallace to Cerulean waters and went to her Gym for a peaceful battle underwater. While Klinklang slept, Iris, Lisia and Judas began plotting their draconian invasion on Jack Nymph AKA Fairy Slayer Sylvester Destroyer Swordsman. When the end of all cows is beef, Miltank trolled everyone since Greninja couldn't destroy pink cuties with Dark Pulse. Draconia said, "Shall kumquats destroy Qualot Fairies," but the one Mudkip lieks memes. Swampert kidnapped Torchic because Sceptile cooked Mudkips until exploding, disintegrating, and pulverizing each bone. Dragons flew around Gotham City and feasted on tortellini with fairy cheese. Diancie became promoted and pulverized atoms and it, leaving in disguise, made spaghetti.
Jack Black evolved into monkeys and fairies, but couldn't choke dragons of Egypt. During Easter, Diggersby baked cotton dipped marshmallows made from toast. Mickey Rourke conspired with President Johnson to assassinate Shulk in Laverre City where Barney the Dinosaur Dragonite sang the National Pokédex song. Valerie stole Lance's cape so Siebold surfed across Hoenn while Drake yelled at his Altaria because she spanked Salamence. Meanwhile, Serena stalked Ash through Aromatisse's garden of evil hexes by the fountain analyzer thing. Suddenly, Winona The Flying Saucer of Fortree City waged anger against Volkner The Electric Guitarist because karma spirits came down too. Slurpuff and friends conspired with Sylveon, but Roxie the Mega Diancie Slayer Assassin had destroyed almost all of Fairy ninjas. The only person in Galaxitopia was executed for conspiring something against the aliens. "I invented the magical leaf power that will annihilate the dragons," said Togetic after Christmas.
Dragonscale Drake was slaying non-dragons such violently explosive ham sandwich made evil by none other than fairies. As exclusive as this, May 32 was the day of birth conservation of potential Vaporeon. It was Hydro that sliced Elemental Fairy Dragons of Steven Universe Sumail Land, Netherlands, Earth Sanctuary of Undying, Vaporia. Despite all attempts on creating duplicate cucumbers that destroyed humanity's rocks' hope, Valerie was scolded at midnight because she disliked Dedan's dark denizens, who chose Lance as president. Serena washed the toilets using magical techniques and gained multiple pimples on her face and neck. This destroyed her friendship with curses of evil Ash and Clemont. Bonnie decided that Serena's ego should explode because Christmas was over for Kalos. May Maple and Ash Achu were battling for Blaziken's love when Swampert damaged Sceptile's heart via Sheer Cold. That smelly foot named Assassy McDonald McDonaldson hunted Kentucky Fried Torchics and Staryubucks Combuskens. He ate all chickens at Kentucky with cleavers that could obliterate anything related to McDucks.
Fairies slayed Mr. Tatsu before Rayquaza summoned Salamence, because fairies planned their genocide. Dialga sliced pizza and fairies using metallic discs that Shiva gave Izanagi. Amaterasu ate sushi with teriyaki. However, onigiris rebelled against Japan. Anime has spread rapidly across Blissey's kingdom because Wooper became Whopper the Weeaboo. Aunt China produced iPads beneath the Eiffel Tower of Kalos and Hoenn because Dawn promised May that she would sell Swablu to the Mafia. Swablu escaped from Azkaban with Sirius and Lina, away from evil spoons that were evilly personified. Kyogre rode Godzilla, the Emperor of Lizards of Kyoto, and Groudon abducted Rayquaza using the spell of lollipops. Simi fled from Rayquaza because she stole a pizza, which Rayquaza loved deeply. King Cogidubnus was once sick because Prince Kukamba cooked poisonous Sylveons and deadly Vaporeons.
Perhaps Slurpuff did not have any luxurious socks because Miette kidnapped Swirlix last year. This made Tobias build an army larger than a Charizard, but Caterpie was able to sabotage Tobias using drugs. After Caterpie drugged him, she dragged Tobias deep in the abyss of stygian llamas and Catholic priests in underwear. Police quickly arrested Team Rocket for possession of thongs made of long nails, fetuses, and vodka. A Dovahkiin has seventeen shouts. However, Inklings have indefinite amounts of ninja shouts. Brock jumped a large, mutated Sudowoodo that hated every demonic YouTuber fairy because gargoyles were secretly psychic. Furthermore, they overcame Shia, who transformed, so Megatron died. Several cats warmongered Starmen for fun blooming houses, causing pickles and bacon to disintegrate Chimeras as they performed Saionji's ancient ritual.
Harlequins fail Despair School by 1,753 suicides on average. The first vampire crushed Shia the Werewolf, so Ganondorf could conquer Inkopolis with Electopian activists by farting on Matthew. People thought Bill was doing homework when Mangle scared his own grandfather by shouting, "Mom!" He killed comedy and his strongest Pokémon, for Vaudville slaughtered the helix fossil. This meant the dome fossil was superior and the helix worshippers were terminated of their lives. Gregory, Cogidubnus, and Dogsbody were fired for stealing Pac-Man's Power that resonated Asuna's Gjallarhorn. It sliced many Khajiit, Slurpuff and wallowed Altarias. However, Gary Oak never realized how crocodiles mated with rectangular Redguards from Guadalupe Bambi Carrots. Therefore, they planted Oddishes behind the Shrine of my childhood potato. Le Blanc ate Freakazoid and Arnold using baguettes seasoned with titanium cannibals during a book club typhoon. However, in Shia's bedroom, Ganondorf flipped every table in the ceiling of Slurpuff's Fairy Sundae Icecream ghetto.
Republicans are psychic dogs that can evolve beyond infinity unless Obama becomes Arceus. However, trash planets evolve into memes, but cannot become Mega Altaria. So Beelzeboss decided love is dead. Because someone farted, mass chinchillas attacked Grunty McGrunt because he never washed tortillas. Clean underwear assassinated some cubes of strawberry Swirlixes around 5:00am, but it didn't like vacations in Hoenn because it was watery like everywhere. Jack Zigzagoon said, "Hoenn tastes like Swirlix pies with Vanillite ice-cream sandwich." Disgusting... What did I do to deserve this? Everything. But Slurpuff said, "Fear Steel wool flavoured Trubbish honoring Dialga shaped metal baguettes."
Fairy God Xerneas granted Serena a Satoshi Tajiri doll that turned out to be a Banette doll scarier than Giratina nuzzling Nyan Cats XANAfied. However, Goku blasted Ib's Vaporeon using Thunder and Hyper Kamehameha. Yveltal once destroyed Howdy's house with koalas, kangaroos, and emus. Despite Godzilla nuzzling legitimately obtainable hacked Magikarp inside Swapopolis City, Chuck Norris learned something that neutralizes Slupuffs with astounding Feebasses, Milotics and Gyarados. Slurpuff wanted Sylveon to lick Professor Albus Dumbledore and dance suggestively with her paws swaying in Netfrica mud. "Why did you steal Wulfric's Ice Pizza?", said Mr. Fantastic as Slurpuff licked the Triforce tattoo under its ancient rocks. After tailgating King Dedede and Emon, police used Alduin as a foot assassin on destroying Mount Gold. Tobias sent out Latios against Sceptile during Ash's reign of terror of battle armor. He annihilated Tobias's Darkrai using his charming Snivy with purple aura which did wreck Darkrai and Freud Johnz Del Poopypants. After Dr. Hikari discovered Oak's erect arm, Sailor Popeye and Eyepop digested eyes. Cofagrigus was mummifying some Predators of The Fighters until Tobias came to be a troll. Klefki and Aegislash trolled Clemont, Bonnie, Ash, Serena, and Miette. Alduin caught many terrifying Slurpuffs and Noiverns because Zygarde said "I farted." Diancie once created the Diamond Dreams of The Fairies in your own death scythe of Vyse Virsa.
Le Bouldere was eating pancakes containing nitroglycerin and lead. Mega Flygon never wanted to be kept as a slave of strange secrecy, but Slurpuff made Anti-Mage meditate in France. Aromatisse escaped death by slaying dragons with some forks and light dust that could start freezing babies. Zygarde used Fairy Vengence Break Up against Sylveon, Clefable and Dedenne. Whimsicott shielded Togekiss from Steel-Types beef metal troll, but Dragonite couldn't defeat Captain Obvious and Princess Nymphia, despite using strong Falcon Punches on the Fairy Goddess. The extraordinary flying armored Argonian Skarmorys that eat chocolate Harukas and Hikaris destroyed Mount Zion when furious with overly pointless discussions about nematodes that sang Blazikens' Blessings. Kasumi took Wallace to Cerulean waters and went to her Gym for a peaceful battle underwater. While Klinklang slept, Iris, Lisia and Judas began plotting their draconian invasion on Jack Nymph AKA Fairy Slayer Sylvester Destroyer Swordsman. When the end of all cows is beef, Miltank trolled everyone since Greninja couldn't destroy pink cuties with Dark Pulse. Draconia said, "Shall kumquats destroy Qualot Fairies," but the one Mudkip lieks memes. Swampert kidnapped Torchic because Sceptile cooked Mudkips until exploding, disintegrating, and pulverizing each bone. Dragons flew around Gotham City and feasted on tortellini with fairy cheese. Diancie became promoted and pulverized atoms and it, leaving in disguise, made spaghetti.
Jack Black evolved into monkeys and fairies, but couldn't choke dragons of Egypt. During Easter, Diggersby baked cotton dipped marshmallows made from toast. Mickey Rourke conspired with President Johnson to assassinate Shulk in Laverre City where Barney the Dinosaur Dragonite sang the National Pokédex song. Valerie stole Lance's cape so Siebold surfed across Hoenn while Drake yelled at his Altaria because she spanked Salamence. Meanwhile, Serena stalked Ash through Aromatisse's garden of evil hexes by the fountain analyzer thing. Suddenly, Winona The Flying Saucer of Fortree City waged anger against Volkner The Electric Guitarist because karma spirits came down too. Slurpuff and friends conspired with Sylveon, but Roxie the Mega Diancie Slayer Assassin had destroyed almost all of Fairy ninjas. The only person in Galaxitopia was executed for conspiring something against the aliens. "I invented the magical leaf power that will annihilate the dragons," said Togetic after Christmas.
Dragonscale Drake was slaying non-dragons such violently explosive ham sandwich made evil by none other than fairies. As exclusive as this, May 32 was the day of birth conservation of potential Vaporeon. It was Hydro that sliced Elemental Fairy Dragons of Steven Universe Sumail Land, Netherlands, Earth Sanctuary of Undying, Vaporia. Despite all attempts on creating duplicate cucumbers that destroyed humanity's rocks' hope, Valerie was scolded at midnight because she disliked Dedan's dark denizens, who chose Lance as president. Serena washed the toilets using magical techniques and gained multiple pimples on her face and neck. This destroyed her friendship with curses of evil Ash and Clemont. Bonnie decided that Serena's ego should explode because Christmas was over for Kalos. May Maple and Ash Achu were battling for Blaziken's love when Swampert damaged Sceptile's heart via Sheer Cold. That smelly foot named Assassy McDonald McDonaldson hunted Kentucky Fried Torchics and Staryubucks Combuskens. He ate all chickens at Kentucky with cleavers that could obliterate anything related to McDucks.
Fairies slayed Mr. Tatsu before Rayquaza summoned Salamence, because fairies planned their genocide. Dialga sliced pizza and fairies using metallic discs that Shiva gave Izanagi. Amaterasu ate sushi with teriyaki. However, onigiris rebelled against Japan. Anime has spread rapidly across Blissey's kingdom because Wooper became Whopper the Weeaboo. Aunt China produced iPads beneath the Eiffel Tower of Kalos and Hoenn because Dawn promised May that she would sell Swablu to the Mafia. Swablu escaped from Azkaban with Sirius and Lina, away from evil spoons that were evilly personified. Kyogre rode Godzilla, the Emperor of Lizards of Kyoto, and Groudon abducted Rayquaza using the spell of lollipops. Simi fled from Rayquaza because she stole a pizza, which Rayquaza loved deeply. King Cogidubnus was once sick because Prince Kukamba cooked poisonous Sylveons and deadly Vaporeons.
Chapter 2: Into The Fray
Continuing the epic tale of randomness, Dragonite suffered from amnesia caused by Clefable's Metronome. Fairies gathered atomic peanuts because Hydreigon said "I'm the ultimate karate king." Meanwhile, Sylveon hatched Eevee and friends from Squilliam's Land for money and ammunition. Pharaoh Hatshepsut sang the Macarena and danced to calypso music. Slurpuff and her sidekick Xerneas bombed dragon churches, but Yveltal ate a cursed Slurpuff hair and puked. The Pope blessed Dratini and Altaria because of dragonship prophecies. Lady Gaga ate sixteen Swablu eggs and Cottonee cotton balls because Cinderella turned into Altaria. When Altaria breathed fairy germs, she convulsed, Mega Evolved and farted. Lisia flew on Aster the Whismur-Quaza to Dragonville because Altaria sneezed fairy dust onto the atmosphere. Meanwhile, Slurpuff wrote a letter to Putin complaining about Russians stealing Pokémon food from Fairytown, where the fairies gathered to celebrate the Winter Domination of Dragons.
That Slurpuff army Moonblasted Rayquaza with atomic light that vaporizes shadows and photons. Altaria prayed to Arceus to eat Swirlix. Declining the offer, Arceus summoned 100 Ice Pokemon during Hanukkah week as Goodra suddenly protected its best by regurgitating confetti. Mega Charizard decided to troll Metagross because Trump the potato smashed donuts and coffee cake. Bidoof planted explosive roses for Cilan and Iris, but Clefairy said, "BW shall be remembered for ruining Ash's anime dreams." Kyurem visited Zinnia in Dragonville and Lance got Drake to barbecue Spritzee since Prince William dethroned Hydreigon. Suddenly, Hydreigon cried and threw Sylveon across Steelia Forest so that Sylveon won't live with Dragons of Power. But Slurpuff caused a revolution among Vanilluxes, Bergmites, Oddishes, and Zoruas by arresting Dialga for slaying Jigglypuff. Dragons protested against Fairies without using shampoo. That night, Dialga borrowed a razor and shaved Drayden. King Xerneas destroyed Hydreigon's offspring, however Goodra discovered Clefairy was the pimpest of Lugia. Clefairy and Slurpuff named their child Justin Papastathopoulos and Julius Caesar Reginald Amie is legendary in slaying fairies. Diancie conspired with Mawile to decimate dragons living everywhere in the world.
Dr. Doctor experimented on more cruel bananas and zucchinis that laughed at Pikachu. Ash thought how silly Rayquaza is in stopping the potatoes from eating Charizard's own self. Groudon ate holy bread during experimentation. Charizard, Sceptile, Rapidash, Magikarp, and Pichu stopped Jasper at 5:00am because Officer Joy ate Froslass IceCream because of William who stole vanilla candles. Jasper Williamson decided he'd join Wartortle and eat waffles while holding tambourines. John Snow Onigiri, Lord Glalie and Princess Khaleesi slipped into coma tanks from Cleffa's laboratory. However, destiny intervened and killed Klefki, Slurpuff and Diancie. The ancient prophecy foretold Garchomp mega-evolved, but Pinsir mega-evolved first. Rapidash cried because she analyzed Slurpuff's ashes and revived him using magic powers to destroy Toad. She fell on barrels of decaying fairy types like Carbink and Ralts who had destroyed cities. Fortunately, Pikachu found Smoochum inside Eevee's mouth, but Smoochum killed Jontron, who revived Hydreigon Jr., revived Santa, who checked Wal-Mart for biscuits and shivs because hunting blasted away. As night passed Garchomp slashed Xerneas' armies like berserks, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina assassinated Xerneas. However, Diancie sacrificed herself, but sadly, revived Tobias for everyone to sleep. Fishing for fish, Magikarp hooked Lisia, who changed into Red because she hated Pikachu.
Every egg fried when Lisia rampaged through Mt. Facebook. However, Rayquaza shouted for Ali, stopping Valerie from slaying Voldemort, the noseless goblin pedophile that kidnapped Swirlix and Spritzee. However, Granbull betrayed Ursaring by eating Spritzee and Slurpuff but without remorse. Then, Dragons laughed at Fairies who blasphemed against Arceus. Winona destroyed Gardevoir's potato, which exploded Ralts and then Papastathopoulos killed himself. The Fairies died, which went viral until Youtube went broke because Meowth sued them. Elsewhere, celebrations erupted, Dragons danced, Wizards kissed, and Democrats aped Republicans. Then AZ flew to Lorde, Mega Altaria, and matthew11 on Aster. Victini ate bunnies, Flabébé ran away, Charizard Flamethrowered Flabébé and ended up destroying the pillows. However, one pillow survived from burning to death because Palkia loved Swablu-cotton. Swablus went crazy because Slurpuffs' pillows exploded. Slurpuffs pretended unanimously fighting Snuffleupagus, because they supported Darth Maul instead, which killed Vibrava. Then Yveltal attacked himself with bananas, realizing that Minions farted something gross. Then Russian grandmothers thought Zygarde was God. Lorde likes dancing naked Altarias because CyberBlaziken is Torchic and fully powerful and vanillite1 rocks socks. However, the awesomeness lasted forever because vanillte1 died and left resurrected fish everywhere because resurrection stopped. However, Lake of Rage caused Magikarps to Flail, Splash and Tackle Feebas, who tried evolving himself into Gyarados. Instead, Milotic exploded into stardust and peace that was ninja'd stopped.
In Konoha, Shelgon broke Dumbledore's back while Gandalf rode on Gogoat, but Rhyhorn ate Crookshanks' hand. Mary had a ninja who went crazy, which made samurai commit genocide. Queen Clish ordered unicorns incarcerated. Executions caused unicorns to go astray to Hollywood. Then Lisia choked on marshmallows filled with Altaria's wings, breaking Physics' ladybug. Hobgoblins, reanimated, attacked Valhalla because Odin blushed when Loki licked Thor. Meanwhile, Arceus dated King Cogidubnus. When Aphrodite kissed Sylveon's brother, Jolteon and Umbreon punished Flareon, Espeon and Glaceon after Leafeon dated Vaporeon's sister. Zeus destroyed Poseidon's membership to join Olympus. Charizard Mega Evolved into Magikarp Supreme. It changed into something that can't evolve when Slurpuff died. The cells of Zygarde 100% took millions of years to evolve 50%. Bellatrix ate Dobby's arm hair and Fenrir sang the hymn of Deoxys. Diancie sabotaged her lover, Granbull, but dragons kidnapped Snubbull because Ali the Führer Altaria ordered execution of Diancie, but Xerneas, Diancie, Sylveon, dead Mr. Roboto Mime and Clefable held rebellions. Cogidubnus II wagered with apples, cookies, chocolate, coconuts, waffles, raisins and nuts. Mr. Mister went missing and Miss Miss missed missing Mister. The alliteration of every phrase seemed annoying enough that everyone obsessed over Kalos' destruction and with Kalos falling, the balance of nature decayed for 20 nanoseconds.
Next day, Volcanion erupted chocolate lava on Snowpoint City and Hoopa released Missingno. so the glitch Trainers can defeat Elmo. Bob 'Marley' Barker went snorkeling in Lisia's Coke cloudy mix of randomness that creates vanillite1s, Altarias, potatoes, Blazikens, Mewtwos and Lisia. Lisiatwo and Alitwo turned Lisia into Altaria, but Ali the Alicorn attacked Lisiatwo and Alitwo because the Contests were rigged and run absentmindedly by Loki. Thor, Link, Kirby, Ike, vanillite1 escaped Azkaban Toilets of Destruction. The grand finale extraordinaire of Du Duck Po Pokemon excited Dark Pit, Pit, meanwhile God Goomy died. Resurrecting failed but rain which destroyed Arceus Fountain, Arceus bawled and farted. Slurpuff's head spiked Helix in the booty. vanillite1, dead playing, drowned into lava but sadly CyberBlaziken laughed. CyberBlaziken solved math, but Lorde killed bugs which sang. The Fairies killed themselves and peace returned worldwide. However, pudding revived faith and science and wi-fi. The remaining Normal Pokemon discovered Dragon bones from China shops. Zelda conquered Zygarde's bathroom moments before entering Link's link cable of life.
However, Core of Zygardes attacked Xerneas, and Yveltal killed John and Lola who destroyed CyberBlaziken's house. Although Cells are gathering, ninjas, Cores, Deathevan decided to sleep with Shaymin and Manaphy, while Darkrai killed Sylvester. The Empire of Yurnero ate steak and pizza with Rylai and Marth, Robin and Ike. Roy, Dumbledore, and Kirby left Pop Square and headed to Mushroom Kingdom Graveyard to drink coffee in StaryuBucks. Ash Ketchup decided to change Pikachu into Bulbasaur because of losing tug-of-war several times. Misty went with Brock to Ash's funeral after Bulbasaur fainted him. Ho-Oh used revive to Ash Ketchup Tomato and Lord Goomy Goodra went to space to Mars because Luke Jupiter and Deoxys hate getting caught. The only thing that is crazy is Goomy during fall harvest, while Fairies died and peace returned when the Dragons brought Lisia a Chirutarisunite. Aarune proposed to Lisia, but the clone, Lisiatwo, interrupted their marriage because she also cheats her into entering Super Smash Saiyan Brawl Contests of hax and unfairness with Ali the Altaria and Captain Crunch. Lisiatwo found the Sorcerer's Altaria inside my bathroom sink, but then sponges evolved into Spongebobs, causing massive sponge-like Patricks on Christmas.
That Slurpuff army Moonblasted Rayquaza with atomic light that vaporizes shadows and photons. Altaria prayed to Arceus to eat Swirlix. Declining the offer, Arceus summoned 100 Ice Pokemon during Hanukkah week as Goodra suddenly protected its best by regurgitating confetti. Mega Charizard decided to troll Metagross because Trump the potato smashed donuts and coffee cake. Bidoof planted explosive roses for Cilan and Iris, but Clefairy said, "BW shall be remembered for ruining Ash's anime dreams." Kyurem visited Zinnia in Dragonville and Lance got Drake to barbecue Spritzee since Prince William dethroned Hydreigon. Suddenly, Hydreigon cried and threw Sylveon across Steelia Forest so that Sylveon won't live with Dragons of Power. But Slurpuff caused a revolution among Vanilluxes, Bergmites, Oddishes, and Zoruas by arresting Dialga for slaying Jigglypuff. Dragons protested against Fairies without using shampoo. That night, Dialga borrowed a razor and shaved Drayden. King Xerneas destroyed Hydreigon's offspring, however Goodra discovered Clefairy was the pimpest of Lugia. Clefairy and Slurpuff named their child Justin Papastathopoulos and Julius Caesar Reginald Amie is legendary in slaying fairies. Diancie conspired with Mawile to decimate dragons living everywhere in the world.
Dr. Doctor experimented on more cruel bananas and zucchinis that laughed at Pikachu. Ash thought how silly Rayquaza is in stopping the potatoes from eating Charizard's own self. Groudon ate holy bread during experimentation. Charizard, Sceptile, Rapidash, Magikarp, and Pichu stopped Jasper at 5:00am because Officer Joy ate Froslass IceCream because of William who stole vanilla candles. Jasper Williamson decided he'd join Wartortle and eat waffles while holding tambourines. John Snow Onigiri, Lord Glalie and Princess Khaleesi slipped into coma tanks from Cleffa's laboratory. However, destiny intervened and killed Klefki, Slurpuff and Diancie. The ancient prophecy foretold Garchomp mega-evolved, but Pinsir mega-evolved first. Rapidash cried because she analyzed Slurpuff's ashes and revived him using magic powers to destroy Toad. She fell on barrels of decaying fairy types like Carbink and Ralts who had destroyed cities. Fortunately, Pikachu found Smoochum inside Eevee's mouth, but Smoochum killed Jontron, who revived Hydreigon Jr., revived Santa, who checked Wal-Mart for biscuits and shivs because hunting blasted away. As night passed Garchomp slashed Xerneas' armies like berserks, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina assassinated Xerneas. However, Diancie sacrificed herself, but sadly, revived Tobias for everyone to sleep. Fishing for fish, Magikarp hooked Lisia, who changed into Red because she hated Pikachu.
Every egg fried when Lisia rampaged through Mt. Facebook. However, Rayquaza shouted for Ali, stopping Valerie from slaying Voldemort, the noseless goblin pedophile that kidnapped Swirlix and Spritzee. However, Granbull betrayed Ursaring by eating Spritzee and Slurpuff but without remorse. Then, Dragons laughed at Fairies who blasphemed against Arceus. Winona destroyed Gardevoir's potato, which exploded Ralts and then Papastathopoulos killed himself. The Fairies died, which went viral until Youtube went broke because Meowth sued them. Elsewhere, celebrations erupted, Dragons danced, Wizards kissed, and Democrats aped Republicans. Then AZ flew to Lorde, Mega Altaria, and matthew11 on Aster. Victini ate bunnies, Flabébé ran away, Charizard Flamethrowered Flabébé and ended up destroying the pillows. However, one pillow survived from burning to death because Palkia loved Swablu-cotton. Swablus went crazy because Slurpuffs' pillows exploded. Slurpuffs pretended unanimously fighting Snuffleupagus, because they supported Darth Maul instead, which killed Vibrava. Then Yveltal attacked himself with bananas, realizing that Minions farted something gross. Then Russian grandmothers thought Zygarde was God. Lorde likes dancing naked Altarias because CyberBlaziken is Torchic and fully powerful and vanillite1 rocks socks. However, the awesomeness lasted forever because vanillte1 died and left resurrected fish everywhere because resurrection stopped. However, Lake of Rage caused Magikarps to Flail, Splash and Tackle Feebas, who tried evolving himself into Gyarados. Instead, Milotic exploded into stardust and peace that was ninja'd stopped.
In Konoha, Shelgon broke Dumbledore's back while Gandalf rode on Gogoat, but Rhyhorn ate Crookshanks' hand. Mary had a ninja who went crazy, which made samurai commit genocide. Queen Clish ordered unicorns incarcerated. Executions caused unicorns to go astray to Hollywood. Then Lisia choked on marshmallows filled with Altaria's wings, breaking Physics' ladybug. Hobgoblins, reanimated, attacked Valhalla because Odin blushed when Loki licked Thor. Meanwhile, Arceus dated King Cogidubnus. When Aphrodite kissed Sylveon's brother, Jolteon and Umbreon punished Flareon, Espeon and Glaceon after Leafeon dated Vaporeon's sister. Zeus destroyed Poseidon's membership to join Olympus. Charizard Mega Evolved into Magikarp Supreme. It changed into something that can't evolve when Slurpuff died. The cells of Zygarde 100% took millions of years to evolve 50%. Bellatrix ate Dobby's arm hair and Fenrir sang the hymn of Deoxys. Diancie sabotaged her lover, Granbull, but dragons kidnapped Snubbull because Ali the Führer Altaria ordered execution of Diancie, but Xerneas, Diancie, Sylveon, dead Mr. Roboto Mime and Clefable held rebellions. Cogidubnus II wagered with apples, cookies, chocolate, coconuts, waffles, raisins and nuts. Mr. Mister went missing and Miss Miss missed missing Mister. The alliteration of every phrase seemed annoying enough that everyone obsessed over Kalos' destruction and with Kalos falling, the balance of nature decayed for 20 nanoseconds.
Next day, Volcanion erupted chocolate lava on Snowpoint City and Hoopa released Missingno. so the glitch Trainers can defeat Elmo. Bob 'Marley' Barker went snorkeling in Lisia's Coke cloudy mix of randomness that creates vanillite1s, Altarias, potatoes, Blazikens, Mewtwos and Lisia. Lisiatwo and Alitwo turned Lisia into Altaria, but Ali the Alicorn attacked Lisiatwo and Alitwo because the Contests were rigged and run absentmindedly by Loki. Thor, Link, Kirby, Ike, vanillite1 escaped Azkaban Toilets of Destruction. The grand finale extraordinaire of Du Duck Po Pokemon excited Dark Pit, Pit, meanwhile God Goomy died. Resurrecting failed but rain which destroyed Arceus Fountain, Arceus bawled and farted. Slurpuff's head spiked Helix in the booty. vanillite1, dead playing, drowned into lava but sadly CyberBlaziken laughed. CyberBlaziken solved math, but Lorde killed bugs which sang. The Fairies killed themselves and peace returned worldwide. However, pudding revived faith and science and wi-fi. The remaining Normal Pokemon discovered Dragon bones from China shops. Zelda conquered Zygarde's bathroom moments before entering Link's link cable of life.
However, Core of Zygardes attacked Xerneas, and Yveltal killed John and Lola who destroyed CyberBlaziken's house. Although Cells are gathering, ninjas, Cores, Deathevan decided to sleep with Shaymin and Manaphy, while Darkrai killed Sylvester. The Empire of Yurnero ate steak and pizza with Rylai and Marth, Robin and Ike. Roy, Dumbledore, and Kirby left Pop Square and headed to Mushroom Kingdom Graveyard to drink coffee in StaryuBucks. Ash Ketchup decided to change Pikachu into Bulbasaur because of losing tug-of-war several times. Misty went with Brock to Ash's funeral after Bulbasaur fainted him. Ho-Oh used revive to Ash Ketchup Tomato and Lord Goomy Goodra went to space to Mars because Luke Jupiter and Deoxys hate getting caught. The only thing that is crazy is Goomy during fall harvest, while Fairies died and peace returned when the Dragons brought Lisia a Chirutarisunite. Aarune proposed to Lisia, but the clone, Lisiatwo, interrupted their marriage because she also cheats her into entering Super Smash Saiyan Brawl Contests of hax and unfairness with Ali the Altaria and Captain Crunch. Lisiatwo found the Sorcerer's Altaria inside my bathroom sink, but then sponges evolved into Spongebobs, causing massive sponge-like Patricks on Christmas.
Chapter 3: Mo' Episode With A Twist
Squidward destroyed the pineapple of Ash's love for May, but Serena fixed Lisiatwo and Alitwo's relationship with Lisia and Ali with fair play. Mechanics with no purpose other than hax and unfairness killed all Cyberblazikens, gamers, Pokémon, Fairies, universes and galaxies with Sheer Cold from Articuno. Although King Nappy executed Slurpuff's kids, their Goomy, and Thanos, Valerie fell and Nappy arrested Cogidubnus. Lawyers dropped lawsuits on Digimon for being bad, but sadly Judge Solomon scolded the jury because they let Kim Jong Un Possible twerk. Lisia attacked Obama because Queen Cher supported Democrats-Republicans and Dragons that hated Ke$ha. Suddenly, TheHeatedMo exclaimed, "I dropped my pokeballs!". Deep underwater, Vladimir Putin Rectum Nazer changed Zygarde 50% into Optimus Zygarde, who murdered Waldo in his sleep. Meanwhile, Dr. Mario and Quagsire exploded because zombies sucked blood for nourishment.
Just as TheHeatedMo Blaze Kicked Whimsicott, Voldemort's aunt, Aarunetwo and Flygontwo shouted for Giratina, Lisia, Dr. Mario, Ali and God. Lord Orochimaru's Helix Fossil destroyed Toronto Dome Fossils because Lisiatwo summoned Mewtwo. Wars broke out everywhere when Tobias trolled us with Darkrai, Latios, and hax, which destroyed Fairies. Witches cast evil spells of nothingness, although they like Pokemon. Mr. Mister charged into Ms. Mime while Ms. Achu sneezed at 5:30 afternoon during summer. TheHeatedMo left his brain to Lance because Lance wants to eat souls of darkness. During breakfast, toast was burnt, eggs were smashed completely, and John Madden Flamethrowered his archenemy Freddy Krueger Frazzbear. Edward Eddy Edwington Edison visited President Obama's childhood dog, Mr. Rogers. Nappy proclaimed oaths to pray for John Cena, the potato, and Lord vanillite1 because Vanilluxe hated Charizards Mega Evolving into Santa Charizards that could destroy Ho-oh and Lugia which was a joke. Then Celebi reversed disasters caused by Fairies and then dragons slayed mutineers for gold. Last autumn, Zygarde broke Yveltal's chewing gum while Dumbledore tickled Voldermort. Rayquaza ascended to space, but Deoxys Psycho Boosted him for mistakening Lisia as it's a crime goddess who never stopped existing. Lisiatwo hit on Mewtwo to distract him because Mr. Mime ate Kentucky Grilled Torchics and Combuskens and Lisia took the life of Lisiathree, Goomy the ultimate baby, Arceus, and laughed. Mega Altaria did not eat anything Torchic cooked because they were cuddly and evil because of cruel and wicked justice.
Ms. Lime, CyberBlaziken and Rayquaza fought like their lives depended on Trubbish. It should snow, as Ted Mosby predicted when Barney said, "I, Barnabus 'Barney' McLean, declare all weather should bow to me". Evil spirits were haunting Mudkip's sister because Dusclops plotted murder underneath Sylveon's house. Eventually, Barney betrayed Ash because some Hawlucha started trolling Talonflame at Laverre City. Barney bought waffles, Dinosaurs bought JurassicWorld, and Alakazam sold bread. Mew, Ted and John Cena became TheHeatedMe who were Blazikens and Lisia killed Psyducks and his potatoes of lolness. Suddenly, Lisiatwo licked Archie, who disliked Groudon and Rayquaza, because Kyogre rescued Shelly. Maxie, Courtney, and Tabitha tried Lava Cookies so that they could expand the lands. Aqua Ring did massive damage to nothing between nought and infinity because its user forgot how to whip evil Naenaes. Matt LeBlanc entered Super Puff Saiyan Goddess when Krillin died for the umpteenth time. Iron Tail Kid never said "You know, I've hated Goomy than BW." But then, Nappy scolded Minun for getting jelly of jello. TheHeatedMo, starving, found pudding in Mt. Silver that made wishes into coins. Chuggaaconroy left Hoenn, traveling to Johto because Hoenn was too watery like IGN said. 7.8/10 Oshawott's verdict: 0/10.
Late last Tuesday night Ursula ate Ariel because Squidward invaded Atlantis. Lisiatwo has Trubbish socks because her contest performance was terrible, but May beat everyone. Cleffa appeared, signaling nearby alarms that alerted Garchomp and Lorde who threw up Garbordor. Vanillite wished Trubbish woe. Although Beerus Rectum II summoned Lucifer The Damned Poop, Goku entered the dimension 'Westeros' where apes dominated. Goku used Splash on Slaking, it pounded majestical fairies until Flabébé evolved into Sylveon. Diancie suddenly exploded however Slurpuff ate everything Yveltal cooked, so Chef Carlos divorced a Yveltal. In Johto, Lugia suddenly rampaged destructively when it saw Mega Houndoom cutely licking its puppies. Ho-oh decided to do the windmill because she was very silly. After all they've went through, Arceus interrupted Serena's Rhyhorn from Vaniville Town.
Just as Dracula sucked at sucking lollipops, his fangs disappeared during hibernation because of Trubbish's blasted trash. Chef Yveltal baked cakes of tomorrow during Christmas for Malamar Maxime, the last King lover. Xerneas' death shocked Zygarde, Diancie, and Pikachu, who ate potatoes during Xerneas' assassination. However, the FAFA (Fat Annoying Fish Agency) confiscated all the chocolate, making Zeus scream with excitement. Squidward ate moldy Krabby patties with Patrick until Brock arrived with SpongeBob. Sleeplessly, Dracula wandered aimlessly to Transylvania and burped alphabets. Barney, Ted, Mew and Dragonite breakdanced while a sad Hitmontop was watching them break dance. When the Legendary Pokemon swallowed all traitors by hunting them to be fast predators, while being slowed, TheHeatedMo Blaze Kicked Mudkips before TheWateredJi shot TheLeafedIn with TheGroundedLe's spine. Before the death of every The's pets, Zelda slayed copious pinecones that exploded when it smelted. Trevor Belmont suffered from Poképhobia, but when Magikarp lived to see Rayquaza acting silly, it used Splash against Arceus and Dialga laughed.
Lord matthew11 ascended to the heavens, ruling Matthewtopia below Blazikentopia after Lord vanillite1 summoned Death of Goomy. Unfortunately, Light-types jumped over Fairy-types in pain caused by headaches, thinking YOLO. Rubber duckies drowned, burnt toast ate numbers ten and did yoga with butter. On Aincrad, Lucy married Swirlix III by raising 15 huge children with diseases caught from Snorunt. Glalie plotted against Glacia to live with potatoes because of glaciers and the potatoes fought bananas. Froslass used Blizzard on Glacia who hated everything other than Ice Cream Cones which disappeared shortly. Zelda and Zinnia chained Sylveon-Link with licorice because kinky imps like whipping Cream! It was decided, by Zelda, that flirting with the Goddesses of Everything and running with Malon the potato farmer who experimented with vegetables. CyberBlaziken Blaze returned to Kalos, where everything died, reverting everything back to normal. Once Hoenn prospered, Wallace discovered that Fairies gathered in Blazikentopia died of heat. Then these Fairies' corpses were from Mars where Dragons build castles for Rayquaza during Dragon's Den's reconstruction. Lisia returned the Dragon Gem to vanillite1 because of Slurpuff and the potatoes. One potato fairy died along with carrots, but twenty cheeseburgers invaded Sugar Daddy Valley.
While Lorde scolded Adele, who sang Rolling Jellyfish While Squatting, sugar, salt, pepper, spice, flour, oil, lettuce, potatoes and bananas sang the Pokémon theme song of originality and Aarune imagined dragons hiding in several secret demons. These things called krap issues annoyed most babies, as Wigglytuff shaked pepper on a Pikachu without permission. James Bond infiltrated CIA's enemy's enemy headquarters, where Pikachu unleashed Thunder on IGN because they rated Alpha Ruby 7.8/10, which made May cry because it was her favorite part of Brendan losing money. Scott doesn't enjoy Poffins, so Lucy cried in her sleep. Tucker heard Noland, Brandon, Spenser, and Greta playing poker with Anabel when Palmer, Thorton, Dahlia, Darach, Mortred, Argenta, and Steven witnessed the awesomeness of DOTA Poop. Late night explosions occurred when Sidney, Phoebe, Drake, Ash and the Champions of Hoenn failed to beat John in the League of Losers while DOTA stunk, but the World of Pokemon decided to delete history. Khal kidnapped Princess Mononoke, who schemed with ISIS kittens to bring Slurpuff and Aromatisse together. The Dragons ate Fairies and their kingdom when supplies decreased, but slowly their stocks caused everyone to go insane.
The death of CyberBlaziken caused vanillite1 to cheer for the stinky socks. The supporters were Serebii, Coronis, Kirby and Sonic Screwdrivers. Carefully, they played with Ash's Noibat who evolved into Alexa The potato Queen. Witches killed wizards and vanillite1, leaving Arceus, Bowser and Ganondorf in wonderland. Slurpuff messed up CyberBlaziken's MLG, while the weather became extremely rainy because Kyogre activated his uberness Primordial Sea. Desolate Land was cleared when Delta Episode ended, but Deoxys still attacked Zinnia for her Key Chain. Lisia left behind her Mega Ludicolo plushie as Aarune chased her at Hoenn. "Make remakes often when ORAS fails its mission." Primal Mewtwo ate CyberBlaziken during breakfast at Tiffany's mansion where Mudkips were liked by trolls of Fairyland. Then Torchics were angry because KFC used Combuskens for meat and slayed CyberBlaziken because he was awesome. KFC started taking Goomy's, Blaziken's, Vanillite's, Altaria's feet and cooked them. The road to salvation broke when Serebii the Joker levitated Blaziken, eliminating TheHeatedMo's streak parade. Now, the time came for Sylveon's death to instigate complete bicycles. Sherlock 'Looker' Holmes investigated the death scene when the spirit Pokemon called CyberBlaziken tried to eat nachos. Cinccino died from Kirby-itis which made the world peaceful and beautiful.
Just as TheHeatedMo Blaze Kicked Whimsicott, Voldemort's aunt, Aarunetwo and Flygontwo shouted for Giratina, Lisia, Dr. Mario, Ali and God. Lord Orochimaru's Helix Fossil destroyed Toronto Dome Fossils because Lisiatwo summoned Mewtwo. Wars broke out everywhere when Tobias trolled us with Darkrai, Latios, and hax, which destroyed Fairies. Witches cast evil spells of nothingness, although they like Pokemon. Mr. Mister charged into Ms. Mime while Ms. Achu sneezed at 5:30 afternoon during summer. TheHeatedMo left his brain to Lance because Lance wants to eat souls of darkness. During breakfast, toast was burnt, eggs were smashed completely, and John Madden Flamethrowered his archenemy Freddy Krueger Frazzbear. Edward Eddy Edwington Edison visited President Obama's childhood dog, Mr. Rogers. Nappy proclaimed oaths to pray for John Cena, the potato, and Lord vanillite1 because Vanilluxe hated Charizards Mega Evolving into Santa Charizards that could destroy Ho-oh and Lugia which was a joke. Then Celebi reversed disasters caused by Fairies and then dragons slayed mutineers for gold. Last autumn, Zygarde broke Yveltal's chewing gum while Dumbledore tickled Voldermort. Rayquaza ascended to space, but Deoxys Psycho Boosted him for mistakening Lisia as it's a crime goddess who never stopped existing. Lisiatwo hit on Mewtwo to distract him because Mr. Mime ate Kentucky Grilled Torchics and Combuskens and Lisia took the life of Lisiathree, Goomy the ultimate baby, Arceus, and laughed. Mega Altaria did not eat anything Torchic cooked because they were cuddly and evil because of cruel and wicked justice.
Ms. Lime, CyberBlaziken and Rayquaza fought like their lives depended on Trubbish. It should snow, as Ted Mosby predicted when Barney said, "I, Barnabus 'Barney' McLean, declare all weather should bow to me". Evil spirits were haunting Mudkip's sister because Dusclops plotted murder underneath Sylveon's house. Eventually, Barney betrayed Ash because some Hawlucha started trolling Talonflame at Laverre City. Barney bought waffles, Dinosaurs bought JurassicWorld, and Alakazam sold bread. Mew, Ted and John Cena became TheHeatedMe who were Blazikens and Lisia killed Psyducks and his potatoes of lolness. Suddenly, Lisiatwo licked Archie, who disliked Groudon and Rayquaza, because Kyogre rescued Shelly. Maxie, Courtney, and Tabitha tried Lava Cookies so that they could expand the lands. Aqua Ring did massive damage to nothing between nought and infinity because its user forgot how to whip evil Naenaes. Matt LeBlanc entered Super Puff Saiyan Goddess when Krillin died for the umpteenth time. Iron Tail Kid never said "You know, I've hated Goomy than BW." But then, Nappy scolded Minun for getting jelly of jello. TheHeatedMo, starving, found pudding in Mt. Silver that made wishes into coins. Chuggaaconroy left Hoenn, traveling to Johto because Hoenn was too watery like IGN said. 7.8/10 Oshawott's verdict: 0/10.
Late last Tuesday night Ursula ate Ariel because Squidward invaded Atlantis. Lisiatwo has Trubbish socks because her contest performance was terrible, but May beat everyone. Cleffa appeared, signaling nearby alarms that alerted Garchomp and Lorde who threw up Garbordor. Vanillite wished Trubbish woe. Although Beerus Rectum II summoned Lucifer The Damned Poop, Goku entered the dimension 'Westeros' where apes dominated. Goku used Splash on Slaking, it pounded majestical fairies until Flabébé evolved into Sylveon. Diancie suddenly exploded however Slurpuff ate everything Yveltal cooked, so Chef Carlos divorced a Yveltal. In Johto, Lugia suddenly rampaged destructively when it saw Mega Houndoom cutely licking its puppies. Ho-oh decided to do the windmill because she was very silly. After all they've went through, Arceus interrupted Serena's Rhyhorn from Vaniville Town.
Just as Dracula sucked at sucking lollipops, his fangs disappeared during hibernation because of Trubbish's blasted trash. Chef Yveltal baked cakes of tomorrow during Christmas for Malamar Maxime, the last King lover. Xerneas' death shocked Zygarde, Diancie, and Pikachu, who ate potatoes during Xerneas' assassination. However, the FAFA (Fat Annoying Fish Agency) confiscated all the chocolate, making Zeus scream with excitement. Squidward ate moldy Krabby patties with Patrick until Brock arrived with SpongeBob. Sleeplessly, Dracula wandered aimlessly to Transylvania and burped alphabets. Barney, Ted, Mew and Dragonite breakdanced while a sad Hitmontop was watching them break dance. When the Legendary Pokemon swallowed all traitors by hunting them to be fast predators, while being slowed, TheHeatedMo Blaze Kicked Mudkips before TheWateredJi shot TheLeafedIn with TheGroundedLe's spine. Before the death of every The's pets, Zelda slayed copious pinecones that exploded when it smelted. Trevor Belmont suffered from Poképhobia, but when Magikarp lived to see Rayquaza acting silly, it used Splash against Arceus and Dialga laughed.
Lord matthew11 ascended to the heavens, ruling Matthewtopia below Blazikentopia after Lord vanillite1 summoned Death of Goomy. Unfortunately, Light-types jumped over Fairy-types in pain caused by headaches, thinking YOLO. Rubber duckies drowned, burnt toast ate numbers ten and did yoga with butter. On Aincrad, Lucy married Swirlix III by raising 15 huge children with diseases caught from Snorunt. Glalie plotted against Glacia to live with potatoes because of glaciers and the potatoes fought bananas. Froslass used Blizzard on Glacia who hated everything other than Ice Cream Cones which disappeared shortly. Zelda and Zinnia chained Sylveon-Link with licorice because kinky imps like whipping Cream! It was decided, by Zelda, that flirting with the Goddesses of Everything and running with Malon the potato farmer who experimented with vegetables. CyberBlaziken Blaze returned to Kalos, where everything died, reverting everything back to normal. Once Hoenn prospered, Wallace discovered that Fairies gathered in Blazikentopia died of heat. Then these Fairies' corpses were from Mars where Dragons build castles for Rayquaza during Dragon's Den's reconstruction. Lisia returned the Dragon Gem to vanillite1 because of Slurpuff and the potatoes. One potato fairy died along with carrots, but twenty cheeseburgers invaded Sugar Daddy Valley.
While Lorde scolded Adele, who sang Rolling Jellyfish While Squatting, sugar, salt, pepper, spice, flour, oil, lettuce, potatoes and bananas sang the Pokémon theme song of originality and Aarune imagined dragons hiding in several secret demons. These things called krap issues annoyed most babies, as Wigglytuff shaked pepper on a Pikachu without permission. James Bond infiltrated CIA's enemy's enemy headquarters, where Pikachu unleashed Thunder on IGN because they rated Alpha Ruby 7.8/10, which made May cry because it was her favorite part of Brendan losing money. Scott doesn't enjoy Poffins, so Lucy cried in her sleep. Tucker heard Noland, Brandon, Spenser, and Greta playing poker with Anabel when Palmer, Thorton, Dahlia, Darach, Mortred, Argenta, and Steven witnessed the awesomeness of DOTA Poop. Late night explosions occurred when Sidney, Phoebe, Drake, Ash and the Champions of Hoenn failed to beat John in the League of Losers while DOTA stunk, but the World of Pokemon decided to delete history. Khal kidnapped Princess Mononoke, who schemed with ISIS kittens to bring Slurpuff and Aromatisse together. The Dragons ate Fairies and their kingdom when supplies decreased, but slowly their stocks caused everyone to go insane.
The death of CyberBlaziken caused vanillite1 to cheer for the stinky socks. The supporters were Serebii, Coronis, Kirby and Sonic Screwdrivers. Carefully, they played with Ash's Noibat who evolved into Alexa The potato Queen. Witches killed wizards and vanillite1, leaving Arceus, Bowser and Ganondorf in wonderland. Slurpuff messed up CyberBlaziken's MLG, while the weather became extremely rainy because Kyogre activated his uberness Primordial Sea. Desolate Land was cleared when Delta Episode ended, but Deoxys still attacked Zinnia for her Key Chain. Lisia left behind her Mega Ludicolo plushie as Aarune chased her at Hoenn. "Make remakes often when ORAS fails its mission." Primal Mewtwo ate CyberBlaziken during breakfast at Tiffany's mansion where Mudkips were liked by trolls of Fairyland. Then Torchics were angry because KFC used Combuskens for meat and slayed CyberBlaziken because he was awesome. KFC started taking Goomy's, Blaziken's, Vanillite's, Altaria's feet and cooked them. The road to salvation broke when Serebii the Joker levitated Blaziken, eliminating TheHeatedMo's streak parade. Now, the time came for Sylveon's death to instigate complete bicycles. Sherlock 'Looker' Holmes investigated the death scene when the spirit Pokemon called CyberBlaziken tried to eat nachos. Cinccino died from Kirby-itis which made the world peaceful and beautiful.
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