matthew11
8000 MMR
King Cogidubnus once had many cucumbers. One of them was nervous enough to run behind a shop for Ash Ketchum's next meal. His Pikachu slyly tiptoed into the darkness of a smelly alleyway with Elmo, and friends. Unfortunately, the blasted thing managed to rig a barrel around a Catholic llama priest from Peru, until the local bartender said, "Hi, brother," to Moe Martin, who is a Martian. Moe decided to take a shower while Pac-Man slowly chilled some peas into frozen pieces. While being followed, my gears turned and all of Steve's mixtapes became very long delusions about Splatoon, because she smuggled a bathroom when she back-flipped into a pool. Mega Evolution has become unnecessary because it never made Flygon dance safely. Fortunately, Slurpuff has outlawed yoga and fedoras because she despised ugly Pokemon and fashion. Politicians worshipped Magikarp salesmen because religion said, "Thou shall eat my socks." However, Michelangelo did not.
Perhaps Slurpuff did not have any luxurious socks because Miette kidnapped Swirlix last year. This made Tobias build an army larger than a Charizard, but Caterpie was able to sabotage Tobias using drugs. After Caterpie drugged him, she dragged Tobias deep in the abyss of stygian llamas and Catholic priests in underwear. Police quickly arrested Team Rocket for possession of thongs made of long nails, fetuses, and vodka. A Dovahkiin has seventeen shouts. However, Inklings have indefinite amounts of ninja shouts. Brock jumped a large, mutated Sudowoodo that hated every demonic YouTuber fairy because gargoyles were secretly psychic. Furthermore, they overcame Shia, who transformed, so Megatron died. Several cats warmongered Starmen for fun blooming houses, causing pickles and bacon to disintegrate Chimeras as they performed Saionji's ancient ritual.
Harlequins fail Despair School by 1,753 suicides on average. The first vampire crushed Shia the Werewolf, so Ganondorf could conquer Inkopolis with Electopian activists by farting on Matthew. People thought Bill was doing homework when Mangle scared his own grandfather by shouting, "Mom!" He killed comedy and his strongest Pokémon, for Vaudville slaughtered the helix fossil. This meant the dome fossil was superior and the helix worshippers were terminated of their lives. Gregory, Cogidubnus, and Dogsbody were fired for stealing Pac-Man's Power that resonated Asuna's Gjallarhorn. It sliced many Khajiit, Slurpuff and wallowed Altarias. However, Gary Oak never realized how crocodiles mated with rectangular Redguards from Guadalupe Bambi Carrots. Therefore, they planted Oddishes behind the Shrine of my childhood potato. Le Blanc ate Freakazoid and Arnold using baguettes seasoned with titanium cannibals during a book club typhoon. However, in Shia's bedroom, Ganondorf flipped every table in the ceiling of Slurpuff's Fairy Sundae Icecream ghetto.
Republicans are psychic dogs that can evolve beyond infinity unless Obama becomes Arceus. However, trash planets evolve into memes, but cannot become Mega Altaria. So Beelzeboss decided love is dead. Because someone farted, mass chinchillas attacked Grunty McGrunt because he never washed tortillas. Clean underwear assassinated some cubes of strawberry Swirlixes around 5:00am, but it didn't like vacations in Hoenn because it was watery like everywhere. Jack Zigzagoon said, "Hoenn tastes like Swirlix pies with Vanillite ice-cream sandwich." Disgusting... What did I do to deserve this? Everything. But Slurpuff said, "Fear Steel wool flavoured Trubbish honoring Dialga shaped metal baguettes."
Fairy God Xerneas granted Serena a Satoshi Tajiri doll that turned out to be a Banette doll scarier than Giratina nuzzling Nyan Cats XANAfied. However, Goku blasted Ib's Vaporeon using Thunder and Hyper Kamehameha. Yveltal once destroyed Howdy's house with koalas, kangaroos, and emus. Despite Godzilla nuzzling legitimately obtainable hacked Magikarp inside Swapopolis City, Chuck Norris learned something that neutralizes Slurpuffs with astounding Feebasses, Milotics and Gyarados. Slurpuff wanted Sylveon to lick Professor Albus Dumbledore and dance suggestively with her paws swaying in Netfrica mud. "Why did you steal Wulfric's Ice Pizza?", said Mr. Fantastic as Slurpuff licked the Triforce tattoo under its ancient rocks. After tailgating King Dedede and Emon, police used Alduin as a foot assassin on destroying Mount Gold. Tobias sent out Latios against Sceptile during Ash's reign of terror of battle armor. He annihilated Tobias's
Perhaps Slurpuff did not have any luxurious socks because Miette kidnapped Swirlix last year. This made Tobias build an army larger than a Charizard, but Caterpie was able to sabotage Tobias using drugs. After Caterpie drugged him, she dragged Tobias deep in the abyss of stygian llamas and Catholic priests in underwear. Police quickly arrested Team Rocket for possession of thongs made of long nails, fetuses, and vodka. A Dovahkiin has seventeen shouts. However, Inklings have indefinite amounts of ninja shouts. Brock jumped a large, mutated Sudowoodo that hated every demonic YouTuber fairy because gargoyles were secretly psychic. Furthermore, they overcame Shia, who transformed, so Megatron died. Several cats warmongered Starmen for fun blooming houses, causing pickles and bacon to disintegrate Chimeras as they performed Saionji's ancient ritual.
Harlequins fail Despair School by 1,753 suicides on average. The first vampire crushed Shia the Werewolf, so Ganondorf could conquer Inkopolis with Electopian activists by farting on Matthew. People thought Bill was doing homework when Mangle scared his own grandfather by shouting, "Mom!" He killed comedy and his strongest Pokémon, for Vaudville slaughtered the helix fossil. This meant the dome fossil was superior and the helix worshippers were terminated of their lives. Gregory, Cogidubnus, and Dogsbody were fired for stealing Pac-Man's Power that resonated Asuna's Gjallarhorn. It sliced many Khajiit, Slurpuff and wallowed Altarias. However, Gary Oak never realized how crocodiles mated with rectangular Redguards from Guadalupe Bambi Carrots. Therefore, they planted Oddishes behind the Shrine of my childhood potato. Le Blanc ate Freakazoid and Arnold using baguettes seasoned with titanium cannibals during a book club typhoon. However, in Shia's bedroom, Ganondorf flipped every table in the ceiling of Slurpuff's Fairy Sundae Icecream ghetto.
Republicans are psychic dogs that can evolve beyond infinity unless Obama becomes Arceus. However, trash planets evolve into memes, but cannot become Mega Altaria. So Beelzeboss decided love is dead. Because someone farted, mass chinchillas attacked Grunty McGrunt because he never washed tortillas. Clean underwear assassinated some cubes of strawberry Swirlixes around 5:00am, but it didn't like vacations in Hoenn because it was watery like everywhere. Jack Zigzagoon said, "Hoenn tastes like Swirlix pies with Vanillite ice-cream sandwich." Disgusting... What did I do to deserve this? Everything. But Slurpuff said, "Fear Steel wool flavoured Trubbish honoring Dialga shaped metal baguettes."
Fairy God Xerneas granted Serena a Satoshi Tajiri doll that turned out to be a Banette doll scarier than Giratina nuzzling Nyan Cats XANAfied. However, Goku blasted Ib's Vaporeon using Thunder and Hyper Kamehameha. Yveltal once destroyed Howdy's house with koalas, kangaroos, and emus. Despite Godzilla nuzzling legitimately obtainable hacked Magikarp inside Swapopolis City, Chuck Norris learned something that neutralizes Slurpuffs with astounding Feebasses, Milotics and Gyarados. Slurpuff wanted Sylveon to lick Professor Albus Dumbledore and dance suggestively with her paws swaying in Netfrica mud. "Why did you steal Wulfric's Ice Pizza?", said Mr. Fantastic as Slurpuff licked the Triforce tattoo under its ancient rocks. After tailgating King Dedede and Emon, police used Alduin as a foot assassin on destroying Mount Gold. Tobias sent out Latios against Sceptile during Ash's reign of terror of battle armor. He annihilated Tobias's
