I guess my 23 pound animal with a long tail, whiskers, and big green eyes is out.... Love him though. <3
Anyway, I do have a rather stupid Black Lab named Lucky.
And a duck named Gertrude. Yes. A DUCK. She is totally freakin' awesome. She has the honor of being only Pokemon nickname I've ever made. It's a Ducklett named Gertrude... Unlike Lucky, Gertrude will quack at the door if someone knocks, bites anyone and everything, bullies the cat and the dog, enjoys biting the dogs' toes in order to make her drop the mouthful of food, (she really likes dog food).
This is why Gertrude is a full pound overweight. Not a lot for a human, but for a duck, it's bad. They can actually drown from being over weight. She also enjoys playing with plastic bags and shoes.
And 20 chickens. I get lots of eggs...
Can't upload pictures, so most of ya'll won't believe me...