The Pika Pizza Commercial (Comedy One Shot)

[FlamingRuby]

"The Pika Pizza Commercial"



(We look in on a brown haired girl wearing a red beret prepping Ash for a commercial. Ash is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses and has a pizza box with a Pikachu face on it)

Girl: Okay, your line is: 'On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks, they're the hottest pizzas around', okay?

Ash: Got it, Rubina. (adjusts the sunglasses)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 1! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (holds the pizza box upside down, making the pizza fall to the ground).

Rubina(voicover): Cut! Now the pizza's all over the place!

Ash(sweatdrop) Sorry...

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 2! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pika...uh...Pika Puka...Puka Shika....bleh! My tongue's tied!

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 3! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We see Ash trying to untie his tongue after getting it tied on the last take)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 4! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We notice that Ash has failed to get his tied tongue untied, so he's now playing it like a guitar.)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 7! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks...they're...um...uh...line?

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 12! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot--(suddenly realizes the pizza box is a little TOO hot.) GAH!!!

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 25! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (Before Ash can say any more, a stampede of Pikachus knocks him over)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 39! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash(in a drone): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza....

Rubina: Cut!

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. It's now a little bit darker outside)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 64! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, (a Pidgey squawks overhead, and a white splotch appears on Ash's arm) I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks; (another white splotch appears on the pizza box as another Pidgey squawks overhead) They're the hottest pizzas around!

Rubina(voiceover): At least you said the line....

(We blip to see Ash reading over the script)

Ash: It's not that I can't say the line, I'm just nervous.

Rubina(voiceover): I know, we'll keep trying till we get it right, okay?

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 128! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(Nincadas chirp)

Rubina(voiceover): HELLO??

Ash: Oh! (he starts to talk fast) On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Puka Pisha.

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. It's now even more darker outside than before)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 256! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash(mumbling): Ona hoday li today, Ilito enoya horesh, Pikazza.

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 512! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We see Ash eating the pizza)

Ash: Whah?

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. He looks groggy eyed and it's now nighttime outside)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 1024! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash(dryly): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza.

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard, the take number reeds 1337)

Max: Pika Pizza, take leet! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: I LIKE PIZZA!

(A Pika Pizza box zooms up at the audience)

Brock(voiceover): You heard it from Ash, folks! Everyone loves a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza any time of the year. Go pick one up today!

Rubina: And that's a wrap...finally.

THE END

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

That was a pretty funny story! I didn't notice anything wrong with it. I loved how dumb Ash acted, and the scene were he burnt himself was my favorite part (I don't know how he could do twelve takes without noticing he's holding a hot pizza). So is the pizza made with Pikachu toppings, or is that just the name of the resturaunt?

 

[FlamingRuby]

It's just the name of the brand...

and Ash going 12 takes without noticing the pizza was hot is due to the fact the pizza wasn't that hot to begin with.

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

It's just the name of the brand...

I knew that, I was just kidding around. It seems to me like Ash is going crazy. Call the asylum and rezerve a room.

 

[FlamingRuby]

At any rate, thanks for reviwing!

 

[Deathborn_606]

Take 1024. This was hilarious Flaming Ruby.

 

[FlamingRuby]

Did you notice that the take numbers were getting exponentially higher after take 64?

 

[Kutie Pie]

FWEEE! PIZZA COMMERCIALS GO WRONG!

Loved it! Very funny and short and to the point! Loved how Ash got burned, was tongue-tied (literally), was pooped on by Pidgey, got ran over by Pikachu and ate the pizza.

Well, loved it! Good job! *hands cake and hugs* Pika Pizza! Whoo!

;025; - OMG IT'S BEEN MADE FROM PIKACHU! I'm not eating it!

-_- Whatever... anyway... PIKA PIKA PIZZA! (Bet`cha you got it from Cesaers' <sp?> Pizzas)

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

 

[FlamingRuby]

Thanks! Did you notice that the take numbers got exponentially higher after take 64?

 

[Deathborn_606]

Thanks! Did you notice that the take numbers got exponentially higher after take 64?

Yeah I noticed that.

 

[FlamingRuby]

I wanted to do a Nintendo themed gag for take 64, but I couldn't think of any.

 

[katiekitten]

Funny, Ruby! *grins* All those different takes... XD

My favourite one has to be the scene when the camera focuses on Ash to discover he was eating the pizza. XD

One of your gags could have been that it started to rain on them. XD

Anyways, I really enjoyed this! Keep up the good work!

Yeah, I did notice the number rise. XD

 

[Sike Saner]

XDDD Oh, that was fun. Very amusing to see all the ways in which Ash could screw up that commercial. There were some that were just REALLY crazy, and I liked those; I also really liked the ones where he just delivered the lines halfheartedly or in a bland monotone. XP

My favorite takes:

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (holds the pizza box upside down, making the pizza fall to the ground).

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks...they're...um...uh...line?

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (Before Ash can say any more, a stampede of Pikachus knocks him over)

Ash(in a drone): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza....

Ash: On a hot day like today, (a Pidgey squawks overhead, and a white splotch appears on Ash's arm) I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks; (another white splotch appears on the pizza box as another Pidgey squawks overhead) They're the hottest pizzas around!

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We see Ash eating the pizza)

Ash: Whah?

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: I LIKE PIZZA!

(A Pika Pizza box zooms up at the audience)

And that last one was my absolute favorite, btw. XDDDDD

 

[Bay]

I really like that one shot! Now I want a Pika Pizza!

Here are some of my favorite parts:

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (Before Ash can say any more, a stampede of Pikachus knocks him over)

Ash: Oh! (he starts to talk fast) On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Puka Pisha.

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot--(suddenly realizes the pizza box is a little TOO hot.) GAH!!!

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We see Ash eating the pizza)



Ash: Whah?

My favorite is the Ash eating the pizza part. Oh yeah, I did notice of how the takes got larger and larger after take 64.

Well, that is all I have to say. Good luck in the next episode of the "Ash and Pikachu Show!"

 

[FlamingRuby]

Thank you! I enjoyed writing this.

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

^^ If you enjoyed writing it, and we all enjoyed reading it, why not make a sequel? You know you would have readers (gaurenteed one), so why not? I know, I sound sellfish and demanding, but this was a really funny story! If you don't have the time, I completely understand. I barely have time to write my own fic.

 

[FlamingRuby]

Hmm...I may do another commercial one...but I do plan on "comic-ifying" this one, so you'll be able to see what's happening.

 

[ForestEmerald]

Hehehe. That was quite funny. I liked it a lot and Ash getting tongue tied was the best. Great job Ruby.

 

[FlamingRuby]

Thanks! (Long time no see)

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

Hmm...I may do another commercial one...but I do plan on "comic-ifying" this one, so you'll be able to see what's happening.

Cool! Can you PM me if you do? I'd like to read a comic version of it.