The Pity Game

[jolteon]

~approved by PsiUmbreon~

OMNG! jolteon actually got an idea for a game. Okay, the rules are pretty basic. One person posts "poor [insert object here]". Then the next person posts why the object is pitiable, then posts a new object to pity. If that doesn't make sense, the example probably will:

Example:
Someone: Poor English binder

Someone else: It got run over by a school bus on the last day of school.

Poor lemon meringue pie

Someone: Everybody ate the vanilla custard first & it sat on the kitchen counter for 6 years.

Poor Octillery

Someone else: The move deleter deleted its moves so much, he deleted a part of its brain

Poor state of Utah

etc. etc. Get the picture? Okay, I'll start:

Poor Pacific Ocean

 

[Lemurian]

It's got England surrounded but has no soldiers.

Poor brick-wall.

 

[Pokemon Master Elite]

The bricks crumble with one slight touch

poor TV

 

[jolteon]

The mom wanted a channel bocked so the broadcasting company threw a 1,000 pound cynderblock on top of it

Poor rich kid...

 

[Lemurian]

He's got enough taxes to be bankrupt next morning.

Poor XboX.

 

[jolteon]

It's been outsold by the Ybox

Poor purple piglets

 

[Satoshi]

They were killed a turned into ham.

Poor airplane

 

[spideyjvc]

A comet hit it and blew up more than half the world.
poor poster

 

[PsiUmbreon]

someone doused it with alcohol then set it on fire.

poor banana

 

[Controller of Flames]

It wasn't bought at the supermarket so now its sad

poor serebii.net

 

[PsiUmbreon]

it's being overrun by spammers.

Poor dollar bill...

 

[spideyjvc]

It was owned by Bill Gates but he burned it along with 100 of his brothers infront of homless people

boor penut butter jelly bannana

 

[Xiang]

My Gulpin ate it. And hurled.

Poor dead butterfly...

 

[Satoshi]

It was eaten by a frog...then spit it back out.

Poor Me

 

[jolteon]

It got ressurrected by Jesus, only to get killed again by a flying Trapinch dancing the macarina on top of the Empiress State Building

Poor Empiress State Building

 

[Satoshi]

It got knocked down by King Kong.

Poor cheese

 

[EndGame]

People used it as rat bait.

Poor bottle of bottle of nasal spray.

 

[Satoshi]

It was flammable so it blew up in the fire.

Poor cheese pizza with anchovies and mushrooms

 

[Aerial_Psychonaut]

Nobody ate it so it went rotten and now it's growing purple fungus...

Poor fat person...

 

[Satoshi]

He was going to get kidnapped, but couldn't fit in the kidnappers car.

Poor pants