The Pokémon Royal Rumble X-2

[Burakoru]

Haunter and Audino began the match by simultaneously cracking their knuckles, while Haunter obtained an Army Shirt, and Audino pulled out a spiked leather jacket. Xatu prepared to magically bounce any sort of non-damaging attack that came it's way, before putting on a torn hockey jersey, the blood of his previous enemies smearing the shirt. Leavanny pulled out a handle, two swords coming out from either side, as Blaziken put on a bloodied cape, before preparing to gain boosts of speed. Haunter then realized he was still on the ground, and began to levitate, while Lickilicky put on a black cloth headband. The normal type reached for more items, but everything in there stayed in place, the pink pokemon being unable to retrieve another article of clothing. Nincada then dressed up like an overcooked steak, why, nobody knew.Porygon attempted to grab a shield, but with a lack arms proceeded to drop the shield, attempting to look cool while doing so, and activating it's ability, tracing Nincada's compound eyes. Audino then began to sing a Round (1) of hard rock music, Leavanny then began to sing a Round (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1) as well, as did Porygon, Lickilicky, Blaziken, Illumise, Yanmega, and Nincada. Xatu then spread out his manly wings, before switching with an ally (1), Audino. Audino then proceeded to make another Round (2) to block the attack again. Blaziken then proceeded to Dig (2) away from everyone in fear of what would happen.

Xatu's eyes then flashed a deep purple, before creating an ominous wind (2) that soared towards the players. Leavanny proceeded to block the attack with a Silver Wind (2) that successfully blocked the attack. Then the chaos began. Audino and Haunter created a Surf (3) and Sludge Wave (1) respectively, Leavanny used Me First (3) to block the Sludge wave, also blocking the Surf. Lickilicky then generated a Surf (2) to also block the chaos. Nincada then switched over to Clamperl, before creating a Blizzard, as did Porygon. (2, 2). Yanmega whipped up a Whirlwind to block the winds, and Protect (2, 3) against the Sludge Wave that came her way. Xatu then used Me First (3) to also block the Sludge Wave, as Blaziken and Illumise did nothing because their trainers didn't command well. Though Blaziken dodged the multiple winds, Illumise took everything head-on.

Illumise has fainted!

Blaziken then freaked out as it's hole became flooded with water and sludge, before he drowned, his head bobbing to the surface fainted.

Blaziken has fainted!

While Yanmega's whirlwind protected it from the winds, and one sludge wave, the rest still collided with her.

Yanmega has fainted!

The Judge, who was now wearing a mask of an Archeops, walked up to the remaining pokemon, as the three fainted were taken away by Nurse Joys.

"I have made my decisions." he acclaimed.

First thing is first; Singing, and creating breezes, are NOT tough, that's going to put some serious points off for those who used Round, Ominous Wind, and Silver Wind. Blizzard is tough enough it's more a grey zone. Lets get rating.

1.) Haunter - you didn't sing any songs, you didn't make any winds, your clothing might not have helped much, but still, your actions pulled you the win. +20 HP and +5 Defense

2.) Leavanny - Your double sword is really the only thing that pulled me over; aside from the items everyone else (aside from a few) are basically the same. +16 HP.

3.) Audino - You did help Haunter start some pure chaos; which is basically the only reason you're up here, despite singing. +12 HP.

4.) Xatu - The only reason you didn't make 3rd is because...wings aren't that manly; but you tried your best, and you did attempt to take the lead earlier. Nothing Gained or Lost

5.) Porygon - Honestly, after this everyone was bad, but I for one was a fan of the dropping of the shield. -8 HP.

6.) Lickilicky - What can I say? Nothing special; You sang a song, created a wave to block opponents, that's about it. -12 HP.

7.) Nincada - I for one don't understand what's so tough about dressing up like steak; in fact, in my opinion it's kind of cute. But it beats Clamperl just creating a beautiful blizzard. -16 HP.

8.) Clamperl - All you did was step in and make a giant blizzard; no items, no nothing, so...eh. -20 HP and Paralysis.​

The Screen then proceeded to fire off a new set of colors, now requesting cool.

~Participants~
Audino (Psiionic)
Haunter (Psiionic)
Leavanny (Gryghaim)
Lickylicky (Grim Heaper)
Nincada & Clamperl (YDT)
Porygon (Shazdar)
Xatu (Sir DJ)

~HP~
1.) Haunter - 120
2.) Leavanny - 116
3.) Audino - 112
4.) Xatu - 100
5.) Porygon - 92
6.) Lickylicky - 88
7.) Nincada – 34
8.) Clamperl - 30

~Stamina~
1.) Haunter - 164
2.) Lickylicky - 140
3.) Porygon - 125
3.) Audino - 125
5.) Leavanny - 139
~ MAX ~
6.) Xatu - 111
7.) Nincada – 82
8.) Clamperl - 35

~Ranks~
1.) Haunter - 202
2.) Lickylicky - 158
3.) Audino - 162.5
4.) Leavanny - 161.5
5.) Xatu - 155.5
6.) Porygon - 154.5
7.) Nincada – 75
8.) Clamperl - 47.5

~Status Effects~
Audino -
Haunter -
Leavanny -
Lickylicky –
Nincada –
Clamperl - Paralyzed (4 turns remaining)
Porygon -
Xatu -

~Stat Changes~
Audino -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Haunter -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: +5) - Contest (+5 Defense; 4 turns remaining)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Leavanny -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Lickylicky -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Nincada –
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Clamperl –
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: --) - Paralysis (-- Speed; 4 turns remaining)


Porygon -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Xatu -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)


~Ability Bar~
Audino - Regenerator
Haunter - Levitate
Leavanny - Swarm
Lickylicky – Cloud Nine
Nincada – Compoundeyes
Clamperl - Rattled
Porygon - Compoundeyes
Xatu – Magic Bounce

~Announcements~
1. If I made a mistake in anyway, just tell me and I’ll fix it!
2. Psiionic, keep in mind that friendly fire is on even though LOL YOUR TWO POKEMON ARE IMMUNE TO EACH OTHER

~Current Stage~
Hearthome Contest Hall (Returned!)
Salutations to the Hearthome Contest Hall! You are all about to participate in a Pokemon contest. Excited? Well of course you are! It’s not like you can do this in some video game or something. The contestants all start off on blue rectangular stage. Surrounding the stage is a bunch of audience members, they don’t really do anything except be people.

Now on the edge of the stage is a table with one person sitting next to it, the judge. This Judge will change at the end of every turn and right before the judge leaves will rank the Pokemon’s performance that round from best to worst. The judge will pick these ranking based on the style of that round. The six styles are as usual: cool, tough, cute, beauty, smart and derp; this will be shown at the beginning of the turn on a giant screen in a corner of the room. The judge will make their decision subjectively on the style in any fashion that seems fitting to them.

With each rank you will receive as follows:
1. +20HP and +5 to random stat (or speed, +)
2. +16HP
3. +12HP
4. Nothing
5. -8HP
6. -12HP
7. -16HP
8. -20HP and a random status effect (between burn, freeze, paralysis, or poison)

Once per turn anyone may get a random article of clothing (anything you can think of) from the dressing room. This clothing article does not affect the rumbling in any way, but may affect the refs decision on your rank. Clothing will deteriorate at the end of the turn.

~Field Effects~
The screen displays cool.

~Items on Field~

~Protect Bar~
Audino - 5
Haunter - 5
Leavanny - 5
Lickylicky - 5
Nincada – 5
Clamperl - 5
Porygon - 5
Xatu - 5

~Referee Comments~

Mug - Even protecting from one sludge wave, you got some bad luck.

Blame it on the luck, and don't get all upset. It could have happened to anyone being Yanmega.

Digipoke1 - Yeah, Baton pass, it failed, you lost, big deal, get over yourself.

Octoboy - You said to Baton pass to Blaziken after he baton passed to Leavanny, so it's mainly Digipoke's fault.

~Final Rankings~
1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.) Mug's Yanmega (Xatu's Me First)
11.) Digipoke1's Blaziken (Lickilicky's Surf)
12.) Octoboy's Illumise (Leavanny's Me First)

 

[Mug]

That was really anticlimatic on my part. Oh well. Good luck to everyone left!!!

 

[octoboy]

Blech. I'm a tad sceptical about this reffing, but if my argument doesn't stand, I'll be claiming this reffing.

Unless there's some dumb rule I forgot saying I can't.

 

[The Meddler]

RubyXIII is APPROVED

 

[Sigh!]

Audino grab a surf board and cool surfing shades and use Surf while Haunter grabs a Kamina outfit and uses Sludge Wave at the same time

Y'all

Are

SO

Effing

BORING

 

[YDT]

Clamperl Protect and Protect from the Surf and Sludge wave then use Refresh. Afterwards put on a swimsuit made out of ice

 

[Gryghaim]

Leavanny, put on a pair of skinny jeans and then use Me First on Haunter's Sludge Wave, because pollution is totally cool, to counter the waves.

 

[Recon]

Lickilicky, counter the waves with your own Surf. Then disable Audino.

 

[Recon]

Also Lickilicky, change into a Gambit costume, cause Gambit is cool and awesome.

 

[Shazdar]

Porygon you are to cool to wear some silly dress-up game. Next activate your freezing systems and Ice beam the surfs and sludge wave to block them. If this won't work use a Blizzard to block the surfs and sludge wave, after activating your freezing system.

 

[Frozen Sunset]

Ok Xatu first whip on some shades the quickly put on your Volbeat (band) shirt. Then whip up a rapid twister around you to protect yourself from all the waves.

 

[octoboy]

I believe this reffing is eligible, so CEASEFIRE!

If I'm wrong, somebody tell me and I'll withdraw this ceasefire.

 

[octoboy]

From the stands of the contest hall, Tracey Sketchit scrawls all over his page in frustration at his representitive in the Rumble’s getting K. O.ed immediately. In seats elsewhere, a sableye and a girl in a pointy green hat snap their fingers in disappointment as they watch their comrades dragged out of the contest hall on stretchers. Norman, however, gives a smile at his recent capture and new signature pokémon, who scoots out into the arena before everyone else, having skipped the dressing phase to enter the fray immediately.

The holographic Rumbler gives a digital beep as its freezing systems activate, changing its colour to a frigid shade of blue to get in gear for a cool appeal. Then audino steps out of the dressing room in a nifty pair of shades carrying a surf board under its arm, haunter bobbing alongside it in edgy-looking triangular sunglasses and a red cape. A sulky leavanny follows, skulking into the room in a pair of skinny jeans, followed by xatu, sporting a T-shirt featuring Danish metal musicians. Lickilicky stumbles in behind, blue in the face having attempted to squish his plump body into an X-men uniform. Last of all, nincada drags in his clamperl pal, who is still petrified with stage fright from the judge’s harsh words. Nincada has attempted to dec his partner with an ice bathing suit, but not having a torso, the shellfish is only able to wear the bikini top over her face like sunglasses. Nincada then scuttles backstage as the audience gives applause.

All the Rumblers stare each other down, with an awkward pause, at loss for what to do. Haunter gives a yawn and decides to initiate things himself, barfing out a big pile of sludge on the contest hall floor (yuck!) (1) and prepares to send it flying towards everyone else. Leavanny, however, eagerly jumps in to beat haunter to it, and with a rapid beating of its wings, blows the putrid goo at the rest of the Rumblers (1). Haunter strengthens the wave by propelling it with mystical kinetic ghost energy.

Audino then calls out, “Surf’s up!!!” and begins surfing (1) the wave on its board, hanging ten through the Krud Kahuna. Lickilicky decides to clean the field up by winding back, ripping his too-tight suit at its seams, and shooting out a colossal stream of spittle at the slime (ewwwwww!)(1). The two waves rush towards the remaining Rumblers, who are caught between them. Porygon, freezing systems activated, tries twirling around, firing snow in every-which direction(1), but doesn’t manage to freeze either wave. Xatu tips its shades and starts doing the twist so intensely that the bird whips up a twister (1) which sucks up all the sludge and spit that moves towards xatu, who is safe in the storm’s eye. Poor Clamantha is left to snap her protective shell shut (1) to protect (2) herself from the onslaught.

Audino does a wicked flip above the waves, which crash into each other, dousing porygon and clamperl. Clamantha’s shell opens, revealing that shutting it that fast shattered the ice bikini into shards, which cut into the poor mollusc, causing her to bleed profusely, enough that she falls unconcious.

CLAMPERL IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!

Audino then lands from its fancy flip. Lickilicky decides to cramp his rival normal type’s style by spewing out his tongue and whisking away audino’s groovy board, preventing audino from surfing(2). The final movement proves too much for lickilicky’s Marvel-themed apparel, and the suit is shredded apart, and left to hang in tatters over lickilicky’s too-big body. Audino gives a sad Sigh at the loss of its surfboard.

The frothy, murky helix formed around xatu from its twister dissipates, and xatu alights on the ground, taking a bow, as nincada watches his partner carried off on a stretcher from the dressing room. The judge takes a deep breath holding his microphone, preparing to give his rating. Then, a mysterious tentacle rises from the depths and gags the judge, dragging him under, leaving his archeops mask comically behind. A voice booms from the microphone, which has disappeared into the deep along with the judge.

1.) Xatu – If anything’s cool with me, it’s novelty. Twister isn’t a move you see a lot, and nothing says cool like twisting things up! +20 HP and +5 special attack

2.) Audino – Surfer dudes are always cool! Gnarly moves, man! Though you lose first place because lickilicky took away your groovy board, and surf is used a lot, so it doesn’t get novelty points like twister does. +16 HP (actually 8, because Max)

3.) Lickilicky – You did try to clean up haunter’s mess and managed to one-up audino, so you get points for that. Unfortunately for you, Gambit might be cool, but pudgy guys in spandex aren’t. +12 HP

4.) Haunter – Making the stage all gross isn’t that cool, but you did get the ball rolling by doing it.

5.) Leavanny – Pollution isn’t that cool, and neither are emos. What’s more, being pushy isn’t that cool, and emos are never eager to make the first move, so you broke character with that Me First. -12 HP

6.) Porygon – Freezing systems might be literally cool, but snow isn’t really figuratively cool, and you’re the only one on the judging list who got hit with attacks, which isn’t that cool either. -16 HP

7.) Nincada – You just sat backstage and left your buddy to face an onslaught and faint. That is the opposite of cool. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn! Also, -20 HP

The screen flashes to reveal a sweet, pink flower. Better get prepared to be cute!​

~Participants~
Audino (Sigh!)
Haunter (Sigh!)
Leavanny (Gryghaim)
Lickylicky (Grim Heaper)
Nincada (YDT)
Porygon (Shazdar)
Xatu (Sir DJ)

~HP~
1.) Haunter - 120
1.) Audino – 120
1.) Xatu – 120
2.) Leavanny – 104
3.) Lickylicky – 100
4.) Porygon – 29
5.) Nincada – 14

~Stamina~
~ MAX ~
1.) Haunter – 120
2.) Xatu – 100
3.) Lickylicky – 99
4.) Audino – 94
5.) Leavanny – 86
6.) Nincada – 82
7.) Porygon – 76

~Ranks~
1.) Haunter - 180
2.) Xatu - 170
3.) Audino - 167
4.) Lickylicky – 149.5
5.) Leavanny - 147
6.) Porygon - 67
7.) Nincada – 55

~Status Effects~
Audino – Disabled from using Surf (3 turns)
Haunter -
Leavanny -
Lickylicky –
Nincada – Burnt (5 turns)
Porygon -
Xatu -

~Stat Changes~
Audino -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Haunter -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: +5) - Contest (+5 Defense; 3 turns remaining)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Leavanny -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Lickylicky -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Nincada –
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Porygon -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: 0)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)

Xatu -
Attack (Total: 0)
Defense (Total: 0)
Special Attack (Total: +5) - Contest (+5 Special Attack; 4 turns remaining)
Special Defense (Total: 0)
Speed (Total: 0)


~Ability Bar~
Audino - Regenerator
Haunter - Levitate
Leavanny - Swarm
Lickylicky – Cloud Nine
Nincada – Compoundeyes
Porygon - Compoundeyes
Xatu – Magic Bounce

~Announcements~
1. If I made a mistake in anyway, just tell me and I’ll fix it.
2. Friendly Fire is on.

~Current Stage~
Hearthome Contest Hall (Returned!)
Salutations to the Hearthome Contest Hall! You are all about to participate in a Pokemon contest. Excited? Well of course you are! It’s not like you can do this in some video game or something. The contestants all start off on blue rectangular stage. Surrounding the stage is a bunch of audience members, they don’t really do anything except be people.

Now on the edge of the stage is a table with one person sitting next to it, the judge. This Judge will change at the end of every turn and right before the judge leaves will rank the Pokemon’s performance that round from best to worst. The judge will pick these ranking based on the style of that round. The six styles are as usual: cool, tough, cute, beauty, smart and derp; this will be shown at the beginning of the turn on a giant screen in a corner of the room. The judge will make their decision subjectively on the style in any fashion that seems fitting to them.

With each rank you will receive as follows:
1. +20HP and +5 to random stat (or speed, +)
2. +16HP
3. +12HP
4. Nothing
6. -12HP
7. -16HP
7. -20HP and a random status effect (between burn, freeze, paralysis, or poison)

Once per turn anyone may get a random article of clothing (anything you can think of) from the dressing room. This clothing article does not affect the rumbling in any way, but may affect the refs decision on your rank. Clothing will deteriorate at the end of the turn.

~Field Effects~
The screen displays cute.

~Items on Field~

~Protect Bar~
Audino - 5
Haunter - 5
Leavanny - 5
Lickylicky - 5
Nincada – 5
Porygon - 5
Xatu - 5

~Referee Comments~

Haunter: You sure are in good shape. You owe a lot to your chum, letting you relax during that Round fest last turn let you save stamina and gain HP. Though you’re under MAX for stamina now, but the sailing’s mostly been smooth for you.
Audino: Well, your surfing days are over for now. That could be problematic if some more waves happen, but you always could just let haunter cover you.
Leavanny: More Me First, meh. Maybe you’ll do something else now that there will probably be fewer waves. Don’t have much to say to you, you’re being pretty neutral.
Lickilicky: Nice going crippling audino. Though this probably means he’ll just start up more Round fests and leave haunter invincible. You might be able to pull ahead if you have more good tricks up your sleeve.
Xatu: You can be glad I enjoyed that twister, you’re doing well now. You’ve got a good chance of sticking in the top spot if you don’t make a blunder.
Porygon: Unfortunately for you, freezing the waves wasn’t the most reliable move. As seen in Slow ‘n’ Steady, I see one ice beam as being able to freeze only one wave, and there were at least two you had to stop to stop the chain, maybe three because leavanny countered with Me First, so you’d have had to use all your moves. Blizzard didn’t hit anyone and wore you out, not to mention it didn’t get you good performance points, so it didn’t do you much good.
Clamperl: I honestly don’t know what the protects were for. You didn’t have enough stamina to protect twice, so doing that was basically suicide without even making a final mark in the game. Yeah, there wasn’t much you could do being that slow from the paralysis, but I don’t see why you didn’t just let nincada handle this turn and refresh a different turn. Good luck with nincada.

~Final Rankings~
1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.) YDT’s Clamperl (Exhaustion)
10.) Mug's Yanmega (Xatu's Me First)
11.) Digipoke1's Blaziken (Lickilicky's Surf)
12.) Octoboy's Illumise (Leavanny's Me First)

 

[Recon]

Lickilicky, Surf now that Audino can't.

And put on some blush to act even cuter.

 

[Burakoru]

And this is the 13th Ruby with today's live report.

I'm going to be taking this reffing because I can. So good luck to you players.

 

[Sigh!]

Haunter, get Kawaii Anime eyes and a lil sailor outfit and unleash a Sludge Wave to counter the surf while Audino does puppy dog face to Lickylicky for taking her surfboard away and unleashes a blizzard to again counter the surf and waves and etc and puts on an adowable schoolgirl costume

 

[Shazdar]

Porygon glitter mode activate. First get a pink bow to wear. Then use a beautiful blizzard to block the surf, sludge wave and blizzard. Power off and take a nap torest.

 

[Frozen Sunset]

Ok Xatu let's first get dressed in a cute teddiursa tee shirt and grab a baby kitten. Then use Me First on Lickilicky's surf to counter the waves and winds. Then take a yawn and rest with your baby kitten in your arms.

 

[Gryghaim]

Leavanny, put on the cutest, frilliest princess dress you can find and then stir up the most sparkly Silver Wind you can muster to protect yourself from the other winds. Tee hee ~<3

 

[Sigh!]

Haunter, Audino both of yall rest your head on each other and take a Rest