The Post a Punchline, Get a Joke Game (approved by PsiUmbreon)

[pikalax]

The rules to this game are simple. The first player posts a punchline. The next player makes up a joke to fit the punchline and makes a new punchline for the next player. The game continues until either the thread dies or has over 10,000 replies.

Ex.
Player 1: Popcorn.
Player 2: What do you get when you cross an ear with a weasel?
Because he loves you
Player 1: etc. etc.

I'll start you off:

To get to the other side.

 

[Luxuria]

Sorry but i don't see it on the approval list

 

[pikalax]

Of course not, but PsiUmbreon did approve of the thread. Via PM.

 

[Fatal]

This ****ing game is not approved!

MODS CLOSE THIS GAME!!! THIS GUY'S A LIAR

 

[pikalax]

It is approved. You can even ask PsiUmbreon. We PM'ed each other last night, and I got full permission to start this thread, wether you like it or not.

Now, are you going to play or not?

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

I'm gonna play.
Joke: Why did Ash walk across Johto?

My Punchline: My, Molly sure has grown.

 

[pikalax]

What did Molly's mother say after she disappointed her daughter?

Next ear.

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

What did the hungry Swinub say at the corn eating contest?

Look May, Cumbusken made us dinner!

 

[pikalax]

What did Max say when his food was burnt?

A Seviper with a bad hair day. (Do Sevipers even have hair?)

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

What's long, purple, and has an afro?

I am Entei! *cough* Ack, I'm choking!

 

[DRAGON MASTER 101]

yes pikalax is telling the ****ing truth because PsiUmbreon is offline all day!!! so stop being a retard man!

i dunno Seviper probaly got a hair cut from a zangoose slash slash!

 

[pikalax]

What did Jessie say when Seviper came home with a huge gash on its head?

A Shadow Lugia.

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

What did Ho-oh call Lugia when he fell into ink?

I am Entei! *cough* Ack, I'm choking! (I never got a Joke for this one)

 

[pikalax]

What did the confused Bulbasaur say to Machoke?

I wish I was a fried egg.

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

What does Togepi really think?

Molly, where's your mom and why is May on your bed?

 

[G-unit]

What Did The Mollies Mom Say To Her Daughter When She Found Out She Was A Leisbian?

Ash Is That May Under The Covers

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

What did Max say when he saw Ash and Brock carrying a wooden board with sheets covering it?

Max, what are you doing with that gun? *laughs nervously*

 

[G-unit]

What Did Brock Say When He Saw Max With Something At Mays Head
May Do You Still Have your Virginity

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

What did Norman say when Max told him that May had been sleeping with Brawly?

Max, come any closer and Cumbusken will fry you!

 

[G-unit]

What did May Say To Max When He Felt Like Vomitting
May: Who Are You People, And Why Am I Naked