The rains. do you feel? Ubers RMT.

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Do you feels the rain?!

Mewtwo @ Choice Specs *Moses*
Timid Nature
Ev's: 252 S.Atk / 216 Spd / 40 HP
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower
- Aura Sphere
- Thunder

This is godlike. It kills practically all leads.

Kyogre @ Choice Band *Noah*
Brave Nature
Ev's: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Sp.Def
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Avalanche
- Thunder

Floods your *** for 40 days. What are you gonna do about that b*tch?

Arceus @ Bug Plate *God*
Modest Nature
EVs: 252 Sp.Atk / 134 Def / 124 Spd
- Judgement
- Sleep Talk
- Thunderbolt
- Flamethrower

Lols at non Psycho Boost Deoxys-F. Anti-Metagame. Tell Heracross to go f*** itself because he's not the best Bug anymore. Beats non lead Darkrai too.

Palkia @ Choice Specs *Penis head*
Hasty Nature
Ev's: 252 S.Atk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
- Aqua Tail
- Surf
- Draco Meteor
- Thunder

He's a real player. Tell the metagame to go screw itself. The only one with a non-biblical nickname.

Latias @ Soul Dew *Magdalene*
Timid Nature
Ev's: 252 HP / 116 S.Atk / 140 Spd
- Wish
- Light Screen
- Grass Knot
- Dragon Pulse

Meh, she's a real wh*re. LS support is wonderful with my great Kyogre weak. Wish is nice for my team. Kyogre and Palkia appreciate them. Does nice stuff to Groudon after it's taken even a small amount of damage. 120 x 1.5 x 1.5 = 360 BP Grass knot.

Blissey @ Leftovers *Mary*
Calm Nature
Ev's: 212 HP / 80 Sp.Atk / 216 Sp.Def
- Calm Mind
- Thunder
- Softboiled
- Ice Beam

I know I'm not cool. Shut up.

Don't kill me, this is my first ubers team.

 

[Electric Squirrel]

all I know is tunderbolt over thunder on Blissey and you might want to put thunderwave in there somewhere, and wheres Jesus lol

 

[Cipher Admin Xaos]

Do you feels the rain?!

Mewtwo @ Choice Specs *Moses*
Timid Nature
Ev's: 252 S.Atk / 216 Spd / 40 HP
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower
- Aura Sphere
- Thunderbolt

This is godlike. It kills practically all leads.

Kyogre @ Choice Band *Noah*
Brave Nature
Ev's: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Sp.Def
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Avalanche
- Thunder

Floods your *** for 40 days. What are you gonna do about that b*tch?

Arceus @ Bug Plate *God*
Modest Nature
EVs: 252 Sp.Atk / 134 Def / 124 Spd
- Judgement
- Sleep Talk
- Thunderbolt
- Flamethrower

Lols at non Psycho Boost Deoxys-F. Anti-Metagame. Tell Heracross to go f*** itself because he's not the best Bug anymore. Beats non lead Darkrai too.

Palkia @ Choice Specs *Penis head*
Hasty Nature
Ev's: 252 S.Atk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
- Aura Sphere
- Surf
- Draco Meteor
- Thunder

He's a real player. Tell the metagame to go screw itself. The only one with a non-biblical nickname.

Latias @ Soul Dew *Magdalene*
Timid Nature
Ev's: 252 HP / 116 S.Atk / 140 Spd
- Wish
- Light Screen
- Grass Knot
- Dragon Pulse

Meh, she's a real wh*re. LS support is wonderful with my great Kyogre weak. Wish is nice for my team. Kyogre and Palkia appreciate them. Does nice stuff to Groudon after it's taken even a small amount of damage. 120 x 1.5 x 1.5 = 360 BP Grass knot.

Blissey @ Leftovers *Mary*
Calm Nature
Ev's: 212 HP / 80 Sp.Atk / 216 Sp.Def
- Calm Mind
- Thunder
- Softboiled
- Ice Beam

I know I'm not cool. Shut up.

Don't kill me, this is my first ubers team.

A few things:

- Why the hell does Palkia have Aqua Tail?

- Nobody uses Groudon much anymore, so a counter for it isn't really needed.

- Mewtwo wants Thunderbolt over Thunder unless you plan om pulling it out and throwing it back in when its raining.

- Nobody gives a crap about Pokemon nicknames in Competive Battling. kthx