Shhh, don't make a sound. Now listen carefully. When you find the broomstick-the purple one, mind-add powdered hairy oickles to a cranberry sauce, before smearing it on the bogey-green twigs. Before long, it will start to glow in the light of the sausage. Do not fear this. Proceed to remove all garments which include cloth, steel, or the letter a, and brush the powder on them. Next bury them in your garden, however many people see you. Then, you add eyelash of snowman (this can be fiddly-best to take some of Zoggos' supplies), and 1.617 drops of beer onto it. Now go and hide yourself far away from the clutches of the satanic anteaters, preferrably in a molehill.
This is the key to growing hairy pickles!!
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