Missingno. Master
Poison-type Trainer
Well, here's my first stab at Pokemon poetry. Here's my take on the Kyo/Grou war
The REAL Kyo/Grou war
A hundred thousand years ago,
When the world was just begun.
No Pokemon knew how to hate,
Just be friends and have fun.
But Groudon and Kyogre,
Lords of land and sea.
Their view of life and of each other.
Went somewhat differently.
Groudon preferred lots of land.
Kyogre liked the wet.
And soon this difference would lead
To a fight all pokes would regret.
It happened when Kyogre carved
The lakes and ponds and streams.
THe roar of rage from Groudon's mouth
Was not too happy, it seems.
Groudon then took his revenge,
By raising land from the deep.
At this Kyogre thought of Grou
As an incurable creep.
The feuding went on until one day soon,
They destroyed each other's beds.
At that point only blind hatred
Could be found in their heads.
The massive Pokes then started a war,
The two were locked in a vicious fight.
Though everyone knew it could be stopped
With Rayquaza's might.
Rayquaza tried to keep the peace
Between the legends two.
When told of this most heartless war,
His beverage he did spew.
Rayquaza set off towards the war,
He decended upon the fight.
He ordered the two stop right now,
Or both of them he'd smite.
Alas they took no notice;
Several phrases, Rayquaza did coin 'em.
One was "Well, if you can't beat them,
Then by all means, join 'em!"
Rayquaza entered in the brawl,
Now nobody'd stop the fight.
Said wise Slowking "There's a hero somewhere",
Said a booming voice "THAT'S RIGHT!"
Missingno. had come to stop the war!
Surely, this was no joke.
Many had considered him
As a nonexistant poke.
Missingno. flew to the war,
And decended upon the fight.
He then flew up extremely high,
And glowed a brilliant light.
He then zoomed downward, and with a crash,
Orange and purple hit green.
And when the dust and water had settled,
Rayquaza was nowhere to be seen!
Rayquaza then rose to the sea's surface,
Unconsious, but still alive.
THe legends gulped; THey now did think
THat they wouldn't survive.
Missingno. then said "Tis a small taste
Of my awesome might.
Now make a truce and ne'er fight again,
or it'll be you two I smite!"
Clawed hand shook fin; a truce was made,
Kyo/Grou fought no more.
Yet Rayquaza somehow got credit
For stopping the dreadful war.
Oh, sure he tried to stop the war,
He tried with all his might.
But in the end, ol' Ray himself
Was included in the fight.
Yet to almost everyone,
THey think that Missingno.
Is but a glitch; a mere mistake,
And couldn't be a hero.
Only I have known the truth,
And now, of course, you do.
Now spread the word of the REAL war,
Or Missingno. might smite YOU!
The REAL Kyo/Grou war
A hundred thousand years ago,
When the world was just begun.
No Pokemon knew how to hate,
Just be friends and have fun.
But Groudon and Kyogre,
Lords of land and sea.
Their view of life and of each other.
Went somewhat differently.
Groudon preferred lots of land.
Kyogre liked the wet.
And soon this difference would lead
To a fight all pokes would regret.
It happened when Kyogre carved
The lakes and ponds and streams.
THe roar of rage from Groudon's mouth
Was not too happy, it seems.
Groudon then took his revenge,
By raising land from the deep.
At this Kyogre thought of Grou
As an incurable creep.
The feuding went on until one day soon,
They destroyed each other's beds.
At that point only blind hatred
Could be found in their heads.
The massive Pokes then started a war,
The two were locked in a vicious fight.
Though everyone knew it could be stopped
With Rayquaza's might.
Rayquaza tried to keep the peace
Between the legends two.
When told of this most heartless war,
His beverage he did spew.
Rayquaza set off towards the war,
He decended upon the fight.
He ordered the two stop right now,
Or both of them he'd smite.
Alas they took no notice;
Several phrases, Rayquaza did coin 'em.
One was "Well, if you can't beat them,
Then by all means, join 'em!"
Rayquaza entered in the brawl,
Now nobody'd stop the fight.
Said wise Slowking "There's a hero somewhere",
Said a booming voice "THAT'S RIGHT!"
Missingno. had come to stop the war!
Surely, this was no joke.
Many had considered him
As a nonexistant poke.
Missingno. flew to the war,
And decended upon the fight.
He then flew up extremely high,
And glowed a brilliant light.
He then zoomed downward, and with a crash,
Orange and purple hit green.
And when the dust and water had settled,
Rayquaza was nowhere to be seen!
Rayquaza then rose to the sea's surface,
Unconsious, but still alive.
THe legends gulped; THey now did think
THat they wouldn't survive.
Missingno. then said "Tis a small taste
Of my awesome might.
Now make a truce and ne'er fight again,
or it'll be you two I smite!"
Clawed hand shook fin; a truce was made,
Kyo/Grou fought no more.
Yet Rayquaza somehow got credit
For stopping the dreadful war.
Oh, sure he tried to stop the war,
He tried with all his might.
But in the end, ol' Ray himself
Was included in the fight.
Yet to almost everyone,
THey think that Missingno.
Is but a glitch; a mere mistake,
And couldn't be a hero.
Only I have known the truth,
And now, of course, you do.
Now spread the word of the REAL war,
Or Missingno. might smite YOU!
