Sike Saner
Peace to the Mountain
Everything’s more awesome when it’s on fire!
Fire! Punching! Arachnid projectiles! That's quite a nice variety of win for a single chapter to contain. :3
The delightful mix of keyboard mashings and references that that disk contained was great, too. And so was Miss "KIDNAPPERRRRRSSSS". X3
AND OH MAN. The Tom-written installment. That was glorious. XD Heh, if I ever find myself needing to recap my own fic for someone again, I think I might just give him a call. XP
A giant duck can be a great entity!
Now that is some quality programming right there.
Oh hey, guess what the next ponyta I acquire will probably be named.
I love this image. X3
Oh dear, am I going to start intermittently thinking of Wes as "Suppurmum" now? XD
XD
And yes, a traffic cone is indeed part of the official uniform for those who hold the office of kungly queen. It's official. Don't question it.
Poor shroomish... but that still makes for a funny image. X3
...I believe it.
Yes, dear, of course you are. Heh, and I find myself reminded of something Space Ghost said once: "Ah, you have a drinking problem, don't I?"
At first, I was like, What, really? But then it occurred to me that the world is filled with many a thing to be set ablaze, so yeah.
Thus causing me to hear "The One I Love" by R.E.M. in my mind for a short time.
Silly Cipher, your data disks don't belong in the dumpster.
Though at least there's not too much to worry about when it comes to what said disk might have smelled like after having been in the dumpster. In The Under, one would hardly notice it.
OH GOD. *runs and hides*
*continues hiding for like fifteen minutes before remembering that oh yeah, he's just a character*
The disk garble was like a grab bag of amusing/creepy stuff, really, but yeah. More than anything else, the honking caught my attention, and it did so immediately. X3
o.o Well then.
Though, again, the world is filled with many a thing to be set ablaze.
Yes, incredibly enough, people can be found in places OTHER than under beds!
Well, walking around with a person stuffed in a sack like a bunch of potatoes isn't really anything out of the ordinary. Now, diving into a fountain--that's just lunacy right there!
Oh, huh. Guess someone still hasn't heard that people-containing bags are all the rage.
This makes for a rather hilarious image. XD
She made it about ten steps away before melting.
Pretty impressive for a molten girl!
The moment Johnson showed up, I thought, Oh hey, you could punch him!
...And then Makuhita did just that. XD Awesome.
But punching is awesome! It's right up there with fire!
Spider cannon = win. And I like that spinarak's personality. X3
I initially read that as just "lumps of spider". Ew. O~o;
XD
Yes, you'll surely lose a hand if you do. THE HAT MUST FEED...
Tom officially gets to join Pickles and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill in the People Who Speak of Cinnamon Buns in Amusing Ways Club.
Well, aren't they? o.o
...Pfffffbahahahaha. XD
NIT KICK LIKEY. XDD
XD The tiny "ings" kills me.
Also, that is totally is the new title of your fic now. :3
...Tom's title is, I mean, not what I said about the tiny "ings".
EXPLODEY UF BUILDING. XDD
Gonzap may forever be Zapman to me now.
Also, "shouty noses" makes for some terrifying and hilarious (terrilarious? hilarifying?) imagery.
I think we may have just been given a clue as to what Tom likes to watch during those times when that fire-based program not being on the air and Tom being within the vicinity of a television that he hasn't pulled away from the wall socket happen to occur at the same time.
Indeed it is simmily. Indeed it is.
You sure are, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
And then it was off to work he went.
Try saying that aloud without laughing at least a little bit. X3
And now Miror B. may forever be Biggy Largely Afro Many to me. I love that there's an adverb in that, by the way. All people's names should contain an adverb. Adverbs are awesome, much like fire and punching are.
He should be scardely. Everyone should be. THE HAIR MUST FEED...
"Yandy snaggy le punchy thingy" and "shout loud like ear hurt" = hilarious. XD
Same goes for "mcblueclues of blueland" and "BItey thingy joiny him!" XD
TOO SLOW DOUGH. XD
Is that anything like making a sadly?
Too bad that breaks the in-game character limit; otherwise I'd totally name a spinda that.
PFFF... XDDDD
I fully believe that Tom is capable of magic. Or magsics, rather.
I love this sentence. Especially the "and dukings huge smile has and yays" part. XD
Also, I caught myself having initially typed "and duckings" there. X3
When you're angry lik FIRE, you are very angry indeed.
I am not at all surprised that he has an opinion on what dishwashers taste like.
This might just fall under the "it amuses me more than it even should" category. XD
Dooooom pastries are reportedly delicious. But are they really worth the cost?
If somehow I ever accomplish anything at all that's truly great, I want a big party with banners strung up that read "IS SUCCESS MANY!"
I love the phrase "gud job yes madesy". XD Maybe the cake at the "IS SUCCESS MANY!" party could have that written on it.
...Ein's butt can use mirror move?
Fire! Punching! Arachnid projectiles! That's quite a nice variety of win for a single chapter to contain. :3
The delightful mix of keyboard mashings and references that that disk contained was great, too. And so was Miss "KIDNAPPERRRRRSSSS". X3
AND OH MAN. The Tom-written installment. That was glorious. XD Heh, if I ever find myself needing to recap my own fic for someone again, I think I might just give him a call. XP
Not that I can remember much, but it was something about travelling about with some weird people with super powers and Tom and Miror B for some reason... and I was either fighting some great entity or a giant duck, I can’t really remember.
A giant duck can be a great entity!
“Oh hey, it’s not an interview,” he muttered as he glanced at the screen which was currently displaying a serene setting of a small Taillow sitting on a tree branch in a field, as classical music played in the background.
“Yes, it’s that time of day,” a gentle voice narrated as the television zoomed onto the Pokémon. “The time of day...where the THINGS ON FIRE SHOW BEGINS!” the television suddenly screamed. Wes blinked in surprise as the Taillow suddenly caught on fire for no apparent reason as obnoxiously loud music blared.
Now that is some quality programming right there.
“Featuring AWESOME the PONYTA!” the television screamed.
Oh hey, guess what the next ponyta I acquire will probably be named.
The scene shifted to show said Pokémon lying on the ground fast asleep as the words ‘AWESOME’ and ‘FIRE’ flew across the screen while a guitar solo played.
I love this image. X3
“Lackamsmacky, suppurmum awoked!” Tom shouted happily as he ran into the room, haphazardly throwing a frightened Shroomish of all things into the air.
Oh dear, am I going to start intermittently thinking of Wes as "Suppurmum" now? XD
“What are you doing here!?” Wes shouted in surprise as the drunkard also embraced Wes before putting a traffic cone on top of Wes' head and prancing about happily.
“Now yousy could be ze kungly... quen!” he babbled.
XD
And yes, a traffic cone is indeed part of the official uniform for those who hold the office of kungly queen. It's official. Don't question it.
“Tom helped us,” Rui said as the unfortunate Shroomish landed upside down in a nearby rubbish bin, waving its short, stubby legs about frantically.
Poor shroomish... but that still makes for a funny image. X3
“AND NOW THE OCEAN IS ON FIRE!” the television shouted. Tom gasped with sudden delight and planted himself in front of the television.
“It’s his favourite show,” the kid mumbled.
...I believe it.
“Heyy, im sottally tober!” Tom protested as he stood up only to fall down.
Yes, dear, of course you are. Heh, and I find myself reminded of something Space Ghost said once: "Ah, you have a drinking problem, don't I?"
“...How long does that show run for?” Wes said.
“A couple hours?” Nett replied.
At first, I was like, What, really? But then it occurred to me that the world is filled with many a thing to be set ablaze, so yeah.
“FIREEEEE!” Tom shouted spontaneously.
Thus causing me to hear "The One I Love" by R.E.M. in my mind for a short time.
“Well, I actually managed to hack my way into Cipher’s database,” he said proudly as Rui gasped with amazement.
“And by that,” said Bitt, “he means ‘Tom was waving about a data disk he found in a dumpster in the middle of the street so we persuaded Tom to give it to us’.”
Silly Cipher, your data disks don't belong in the dumpster.
Though at least there's not too much to worry about when it comes to what said disk might have smelled like after having been in the dumpster. In The Under, one would hardly notice it.
honkHONKhOnKHoNkHOOOOOOONK
OH GOD. *runs and hides*
*continues hiding for like fifteen minutes before remembering that oh yeah, he's just a character*
The disk garble was like a grab bag of amusing/creepy stuff, really, but yeah. More than anything else, the honking caught my attention, and it did so immediately. X3
“Yep, I managed to sneak this past dad by telling him the fridge was on fire again, only this time I was only half-lying,” Perr said matter-of-factly.
o.o Well then.
Though, again, the world is filled with many a thing to be set ablaze.
“Oh hey, I heard everyone...where did you all go?” he said, before checking underneath the bed. “Nope, not there...this is a mystery!”
Yes, incredibly enough, people can be found in places OTHER than under beds!
They relaxed silently for a while, paying little heed to the stares of the citizens around them, although Trudly did note that they seemed to be paying more attention to them overall now compared to when they had tried to kidnap the girl in the first place.
Well, walking around with a person stuffed in a sack like a bunch of potatoes isn't really anything out of the ordinary. Now, diving into a fountain--that's just lunacy right there!
“Do you need any- AHH THE KIDNAPPERS ARE BACK!” someone shouted loudly at the two.
Oh, huh. Guess someone still hasn't heard that people-containing bags are all the rage.
However the woman’s claim seemed to prompt the other people to carry on with their lives and ignore her, despite the woman trying to garner more attention by pointing her second index finger at them, followed by general jumping up and down while waving her arms about.
This makes for a rather hilarious image. XD
“AND KIDNAPPERS ARE BAD PEOPLE-ARRGH, WATER, MY ONE WEAKNESS!” she shouted suddenly as Folly irritably splashed some water at her, which unexplainably sent her running off.
She made it about ten steps away before melting.
“Actually, is she the woman from before...” Folly said doubtfully as the woman proceeded to go to the Pokémon Centre and accuse the building of being a kidnapper too, before throwing eggs at the windows. She was then chased away by an annoyed nurse who was wielding a broom, said object having seemingly terrified the weirdo.
Pretty impressive for a molten girl!
“Maku! Hita?” (Aha! Who should I punch first?) Makuhita shouted as he pumped his arms. At that moment Johnson came running onto the scene.
The moment Johnson showed up, I thought, Oh hey, you could punch him!
...And then Makuhita did just that. XD Awesome.
“Look here, Ledian, you’ve got to stop punching Volbeat!”
But punching is awesome! It's right up there with fire!
“Ariados, use... Spider Cannon or something!” one shouted.
Wes raised an eyebrow, feeling pretty sure there was no such move. The Ariados also seemed confused by the command but made do with the first thing that came to it mind which was to shake its body and sent the Spinarak flying at its opponents, using the smaller Pokémon as a projectile.
“SPIIIIIN!” (ARRRRGH!) the Spinarak screamed in a high-pitched shout as it approached its opponents rapidly, only for Makuhita to jump into the air to intercept the spider by punching it back in the direction it came from, the surprised and unfortunate arachnid flying back into the Ariados.
“SPIIIIIIIIN!” (I DISLIKE THIS!)
Spider cannon = win. And I like that spinarak's personality. X3
Lumped together, they tried to retaliate by spitting out lumps of spider web at their attackers but Espeon then stepped in, repelling the attack with his psychic powers and sending the sticky silk back at the spiders.
I initially read that as just "lumps of spider". Ew. O~o;
Once Makuhita charged over to join in while taking a minor detour to punch Johnson again
XD
“Uh...yes, five,” Wes corrected himself. Memo to self – don’t touch that hat
Yes, you'll surely lose a hand if you do. THE HAT MUST FEED...
Looking around the suddenly deserted area save for a ranting Tom who was still chanting increasingly weirder words like ‘jeelatousmus’ and ‘cinninininnnyyymony bunsys’, he then noticed something on the ground and walked to investigate it.
Tom officially gets to join Pickles and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill in the People Who Speak of Cinnamon Buns in Amusing Ways Club.
Apparently the designer of The Under had been an avid UFO watcher and thought that bridges were made of pure evil.
Well, aren't they? o.o
“Mind telling me why it’s obviously important, or should Espeon tell you the last time he messed with someone’s mind?”
“Espeon! Espi Espeon-” (Oh, that time! Yes, they ended up with a strange fear of the colour yellow which caused them to scream every time-)
...Pfffffbahahahaha. XD
;106;
Arrgsys nots likess eithers gose aways nit kick likey
NIT KICK LIKEY. XDD
Tehy Rutillling uf teh.. Roturndings of Pookeymun Coolsum
XD The tiny "ings" kills me.
Also, that is totally is the new title of your fic now. :3
...Tom's title is, I mean, not what I said about the tiny "ings".
Whiles supamanny Wesssss went talky withy a mun big with lotsa mscules and lacky in the hury. He sud stuffs whuch mad supperman nosty happy so he dun a thung and explodey uf building!
EXPLODEY UF BUILDING. XDD
It wos all FIREEYYYY but Zapman wus then frowny and mady shouty noses while burdy was yaaaaay then not yaaaay thun e was capturured.
Gonzap may forever be Zapman to me now.
Also, "shouty noses" makes for some terrifying and hilarious (terrilarious? hilarifying?) imagery.
Summermin atey foods and watchy all teh televisitubbiess.
I think we may have just been given a clue as to what Tom likes to watch during those times when that fire-based program not being on the air and Tom being within the vicinity of a television that he hasn't pulled away from the wall socket happen to occur at the same time.
He zen saw thisy two fingys withy bag andy flollowed with zommy. Heh, simmily to tommy.
Indeed it is simmily. Indeed it is.
Imma Tomma!
You sure are, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Wessy asked questy but she not much knowy sos they do sum battles and seen teh mayor afters evsils mans says hihos!
And then it was off to work he went.
cololololoseum
Try saying that aloud without laughing at least a little bit. X3
Instud biggy largely wargely afro many wis there and it wis hugey.
And now Miror B. may forever be Biggy Largely Afro Many to me. I love that there's an adverb in that, by the way. All people's names should contain an adverb. Adverbs are awesome, much like fire and punching are.
Somperman was scardely like tommy for it was hairy
He should be scardely. Everyone should be. THE HAIR MUST FEED...
He wan again yandy snaggy le punchy thingy and used punch but mayor appearily and issy sad with punchy and ruis all SHADOWY shouty loud like ear hurt.
"Yandy snaggy le punchy thingy" and "shout loud like ear hurt" = hilarious. XD
Wessy walky buck and decidy with ruuui to go hip snapps to pyrites but firsty fighty mcblueclues of blueland. BItey thingy joiny him!
Same goes for "mcblueclues of blueland" and "BItey thingy joiny him!" XD
Too slow dough and in jailing.
TOO SLOW DOUGH. XD
Tommy went a saddy
Is that anything like making a sadly?
spinnnnyddddaaaa
Too bad that breaks the in-game character limit; otherwise I'd totally name a spinda that.
competititititititit
PFFF... XDDDD
Zap mans talsk ti evisls mans whily Lotsa wins ands walks to aboves romms of evils where soundsman sing horribls demons and all earys ouuuuuuuuuuuuch and burnings withs firerys painsy so i saves all agains with magsics.
I fully believe that Tom is capable of magic. Or magsics, rather.
Longsy battelss not nothingys thoughs for littls thingys winners of electrics and dukings huge smile has and yays.
I love this sentence. Especially the "and dukings huge smile has and yays" part. XD
Also, I caught myself having initially typed "and duckings" there. X3
Tv peoples asksy questions ans evils mans heards and si asll angry lik FIRE.
When you're angry lik FIRE, you are very angry indeed.
sherlesy do stuffs withs themsy and tills wes to go fortuneetells somes so he goes sand goes to a places has gates all the ways ands radisos uses sillys dishwishys. Tommsy thunks alls shoulds busyes ones they tastes tasysty unds shiny!
I am not at all surprised that he has an opinion on what dishwashers taste like.
Tom his five. Tops alsos sysya quacks.
This might just fall under the "it amuses me more than it even should" category. XD
This whiles sim science manses makys all teh vils inworlds and mansy saddy mtal birdys is flowrs and musiscs of dooooom pastries.
Dooooom pastries are reportedly delicious. But are they really worth the cost?
Sippermans folls toos ands kicks ways to stoneys and fights ebil man to protecty its all ans is success many!
If somehow I ever accomplish anything at all that's truly great, I want a big party with banners strung up that read "IS SUCCESS MANY!"
wes sh uses rocks to helsps shadows pokmneys withs rockys stones in gatevorlds ands lots are happier and gud job yes madesy.
I love the phrase "gud job yes madesy". XD Maybe the cake at the "IS SUCCESS MANY!" party could have that written on it.
Sciencesmans alsoos his buts mirrors dances oncesly whiles trickings.
...Ein's butt can use mirror move?