RaZoR LeAf
Night Terror
The RPG Board of Governors decided that last years site for the Winter Ball was far too small a space. It was a difficult choice, picking a new location for the ball, but eventually one was found. A perfect venue with an already fully trained staff, easy access from the parking bay, wheelchair access, and head space to fit in all manner of creatures. Cracking sound system, and a stage large enough to fit an orchestra. The only thing that stood in the way of setting up there was the owner. Who, suffice to say, was not as happy to hear of the change of venue.
"My Club!?" he yelled "You want to host the Ball at my club? I've heard some stupid ideas in my time, but this one is by far the worst."
"Look," the RPG Council representative told him "The fact of the matter is that your club is the best venue we could come up with at such short notice. You've had the invitation yourself, and look at the date on it. October thirty-first. That's today. The day of the ball and no venue. You were going to be in charge anyway, at least you can be in charge of a place you know as well a the back of your hand."
"You RPG people are all the same. Slime the whole bunch of you. Evil, vindictive, vicious.."
"We'll pay you."
"..lovely, kind hearted, beautiful, money giving, super people. Leave it with me I'll sort it out."
---
The club was big. Nothing massive you understand, but it was big enough to house a family of Gnn'gyrrth demons, which were the size of Indian Elephants, and usually consisted of two mothers, three fathers and eleven children. Per parent. So it was big enough. That's not including the roof area and the stage. The club was a classy place, but for the next month or so it'd been redecorated to match the theme of the ball.
"Halloween. It's one of those holidays I like, if only for the reason I can scare the **** out of children without feeling bad afterwards." Vernogoth said. His assistant Marie turned to him.
"Vernon you do that anyway."
"That's very true Marie. I guess I don't know then. Are you sure this costume is appropriate? A demon dressing up as a demon seems to defeat the object of the Ball."
"Trust me boss, it'll go down like an orphanage on fire."
"Excellent."
Vernogoth called in the redecorators, who at such short notice were happy enough to be paid with the knowledge that if they ever asked for more money again they would be murdered over the course of several painful months. They polished the marble floors, marble pillars and made sure the furnishings were clean. The warm red and gold was replaced by sombre grey-green and silver, while a black trim was added around just about everything. Lights were refitted to produce a moonlit effect, and a smoke machine began to pump an eery fog across the floor. The usual cobwebs were hung from every available place, while the bar was stocked up on colourful and exotic foods and drinks from across the known realms. The outside of the club was given an aged look, mostly using spray on mould and replacing some of the brick work with older pieces of stone. Every step of the redo was watched by Vernogoth and his staff, who were quick to point out faults along the way and get them fixed immediately.
Marie handled the music, calling in favours from across the globe, getting bands who owed money, children, blood, sweets and souls to Vernogoth or his rivals. In exchange for playing they'd either be let off their debt, or at the very least what they owed would be cut down. As they set up the stage, a background music system was set up to play spooky sound effects. Above the club, where the roof was found, there would be no music, but the spooky atmosphere would continue, with realistic phantoms floating around. They were real phantoms, hired out of course and being paid well. Since Vernogoth was billing elsewhere there would be no price to small.
"Sir you have a phone call." Marie said, handing him a phone.
"Yes?"
"Vernogoth I presume?" The voice sounded like a computer "You have no idea what you are getting yourself into. Take my advice and drop out now."
"Oh for goodness sake, you're that idiot Porygon that hosted the ball last year aren't you? Look, I know how to handle a party, that's why I'm running it this year and not you. You had your chance, now shut up and keep taking your pills."
"Oh you think so do you? Well just you wait until I.."
"Who are you talking to.. I thought I told you not to call him!"
"Get out my head you freak, stop getting in my way"
"Your way? Let me explain something to you, you stupid jumped up Tamagotchi.."
Vernogoth hung up on the argument and went back to work. He took a cocktail glass from the bar, sniffed the blue liquid inside and took a sip. He spat it back out and crushed the glass in his hand.
"Perfect. Lets see, it's mid afternoon. If we open the doors now, it should get busy when the sun sets. Marie, are we sorted for the two months of darkness and full moon?"
"Yes sir, your excellent negotiations with the Brotherhood of Nyte have once again set us up for a perfect set up. Though to be honest, I'll be glad to see the set up for Christmas rather than what we've got going on now."
"Keep yourself free for a dance then Marie."
"Yes sir. I'll go open the doors then."
Vernogoth smiled and grabbed another glass of a green liquid. This one he downed in one go and smiled. His staff were ready, his club was ready. All it needed now was people.
"My Club!?" he yelled "You want to host the Ball at my club? I've heard some stupid ideas in my time, but this one is by far the worst."
"Look," the RPG Council representative told him "The fact of the matter is that your club is the best venue we could come up with at such short notice. You've had the invitation yourself, and look at the date on it. October thirty-first. That's today. The day of the ball and no venue. You were going to be in charge anyway, at least you can be in charge of a place you know as well a the back of your hand."
"You RPG people are all the same. Slime the whole bunch of you. Evil, vindictive, vicious.."
"We'll pay you."
"..lovely, kind hearted, beautiful, money giving, super people. Leave it with me I'll sort it out."
---
The club was big. Nothing massive you understand, but it was big enough to house a family of Gnn'gyrrth demons, which were the size of Indian Elephants, and usually consisted of two mothers, three fathers and eleven children. Per parent. So it was big enough. That's not including the roof area and the stage. The club was a classy place, but for the next month or so it'd been redecorated to match the theme of the ball.
"Halloween. It's one of those holidays I like, if only for the reason I can scare the **** out of children without feeling bad afterwards." Vernogoth said. His assistant Marie turned to him.
"Vernon you do that anyway."
"That's very true Marie. I guess I don't know then. Are you sure this costume is appropriate? A demon dressing up as a demon seems to defeat the object of the Ball."
"Trust me boss, it'll go down like an orphanage on fire."
"Excellent."
Vernogoth called in the redecorators, who at such short notice were happy enough to be paid with the knowledge that if they ever asked for more money again they would be murdered over the course of several painful months. They polished the marble floors, marble pillars and made sure the furnishings were clean. The warm red and gold was replaced by sombre grey-green and silver, while a black trim was added around just about everything. Lights were refitted to produce a moonlit effect, and a smoke machine began to pump an eery fog across the floor. The usual cobwebs were hung from every available place, while the bar was stocked up on colourful and exotic foods and drinks from across the known realms. The outside of the club was given an aged look, mostly using spray on mould and replacing some of the brick work with older pieces of stone. Every step of the redo was watched by Vernogoth and his staff, who were quick to point out faults along the way and get them fixed immediately.
Marie handled the music, calling in favours from across the globe, getting bands who owed money, children, blood, sweets and souls to Vernogoth or his rivals. In exchange for playing they'd either be let off their debt, or at the very least what they owed would be cut down. As they set up the stage, a background music system was set up to play spooky sound effects. Above the club, where the roof was found, there would be no music, but the spooky atmosphere would continue, with realistic phantoms floating around. They were real phantoms, hired out of course and being paid well. Since Vernogoth was billing elsewhere there would be no price to small.
"Sir you have a phone call." Marie said, handing him a phone.
"Yes?"
"Vernogoth I presume?" The voice sounded like a computer "You have no idea what you are getting yourself into. Take my advice and drop out now."
"Oh for goodness sake, you're that idiot Porygon that hosted the ball last year aren't you? Look, I know how to handle a party, that's why I'm running it this year and not you. You had your chance, now shut up and keep taking your pills."
"Oh you think so do you? Well just you wait until I.."
"Who are you talking to.. I thought I told you not to call him!"
"Get out my head you freak, stop getting in my way"
"Your way? Let me explain something to you, you stupid jumped up Tamagotchi.."
Vernogoth hung up on the argument and went back to work. He took a cocktail glass from the bar, sniffed the blue liquid inside and took a sip. He spat it back out and crushed the glass in his hand.
"Perfect. Lets see, it's mid afternoon. If we open the doors now, it should get busy when the sun sets. Marie, are we sorted for the two months of darkness and full moon?"
"Yes sir, your excellent negotiations with the Brotherhood of Nyte have once again set us up for a perfect set up. Though to be honest, I'll be glad to see the set up for Christmas rather than what we've got going on now."
"Keep yourself free for a dance then Marie."
"Yes sir. I'll go open the doors then."
Vernogoth smiled and grabbed another glass of a green liquid. This one he downed in one go and smiled. His staff were ready, his club was ready. All it needed now was people.