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The Shadow Show [Season 1]

E-102 Gamma

MUHAHAH!!!!
I decided to make my own show, just to see what people think about my playscript abilities. Let me just get a few things in order.

1. I do not own Shadow, Sonic or any other characters that appear in this fic.

2. This is NOT a copy of FlamingRuby's "The Ash and Pikachu Show".

3. This is for use of entertainment ONLY.

4. "The Shadow Show" copyright E-102 Gamma, "Sonic the Hedgehog" copyright Sega.

5. SPAMMERS MAKE THIS ROBOT SAD, DON'T DO IT HERE!!!!

Okay, I've done ranting ^_^, enjoy!

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TSS#1: Getting the Show on the Road!

(The camera man turns the camera to the attention of a stage, some chao mess about with some wires, while Knuckles the Echidna practices his moves on a punching bag backstage. "I Am... I Am All of Me" plays in the background, and Amy Rose, in a sparkling, new, red dress, taps a microphone that makes everyone flinch. Big the Cat tries to untie himself from a fishing rod, while Froggy tries at least to help him. E-102 Gamma and Shadow notice that it's show-time)

Amy: Good luck you two!

E-102 Gamma: Good luck to you too!

Shadow: Hurry up, it's show-time!

(E-102 Gamma uses his laser blaster to fire at a target onstage, causing the thing to go up in smoke, Shadow and Gamma begin walking through the smoke)

Scarlet Garcia: And now it's time for "The Shadow Show"!

Gamma: [Waves towards imaginary crowd] Hello everybody!

Shadow: And welcome to our show!

Gamma: I'm E-102 Gamma!

Shadow: And I'm Shadow the Hedgehog!

Both: And we're your hosts!

Gamma: We're glad you could join us today, and we've got a line-up for you tonight!

(A screen slides down behind Shadow & Gamma, the two step aside for it)

Shadow: First, we go to "Big's Fishing Adventures",

(The screen shows an image of Big)

Gamma: Then, we go to "Enter the Echidna",

(The screen changes the image, to a picture of Knuckles)

Shadow: And finally, we have got Amy Rose for a singing debut!

Amy Rose: [Offstage] HEY, YOU SAID I COULD NAME MY PART!!!!

Shadow: [Throws fish] Quiet you!

(Amy throws the fish back, and hits Shadow in the face)

Shadow: [Angrily] OKAY AMY, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!

(Shadow rushes offstage, random noises could be heard, while sudden props are flown everywhere)

Gamma: Ack! [Ducks] Uhh... watch "Big's Fishing Adventures" while we clear this mess up!

(The camera changes scene, to some animated water, small, yellow fish swim in different directions, a large, blue fish that fills up the screen floats by with the words "Big's Fishing Adventures" on it, a medium red fish follows, with the words "Starring Big the Cat and Froggy!")

(A different camera shows a rather pretty valley, with green hills and crystal clear water)

Big: Hey, we're over here!

(The camera turns to see a small island in the distance, with a small, purple cat in the middle of it)

Big: Closer you idiot!

(The camera zooms at a decent speed to the small island, but goes in too far, ending up in bumping Big in the face and knocking him to the floor. He gets up, so that all you can see is a large portion of his face)

Big: Not that close you dolt!

(The camera views out, just far enough to see Big)

Big: That's better, anyway, welcome to my part of the show guys!

Froggy: Ribbit!, ribbit!*

(*I'm so happy!)

Big: I bet you are, anyway, lets see what we can fish up today!

(He takes out a fishing rod, and casts the line out into the fresh water)

Big: Now, all we have to do is wait...

(A "1237465 days later..." card slides onto the screen)

Big: ... and wait...

(Another "1237465 more days later..." card slides onto the screen)

Big: ....... and wait.......

(Another "1237465 MORE days later..." card slides onto the screen)

Big: [Irritated] OKAY, WHO WROTE THIS?

(A large sea monster comes out of the water and grabs Big with it's tentacles)

Big: [Scared] AHHHH! THIS IS BIG THE CAT AND FROGGY SIGNING OUT!!!!

(The camera switches back into the now wrecked studio, Gamma comes back onstage)

Gamma: ... I can't believe he ruined his own part...

Shadow: [Offstage] Yeah, I found that funny actually, weird isn’t it?

Gamma: Anyway, now that the carnage has settled, we can go to "Enter the Echidna", enjoy!

(Another animated screen comes in, this time, it's red, with Japanese music playing in the background. A spiked fist suddenly hits the camera, making it shatter instantly. The fist comes in front of the shattered screen, with the words "Enter the Echidna with Knuckles" on it, the screen fades to a rather rocky terrain, a red echidna appears in the view of the camera.)

Knuckles: [Sarcastically] Hi there viewers, I'm Knuckles the Echidna, and I'm here to go on some stupid adventures in the Red Mountain...

Narrator: Say it with excitement Knuckster!

Knuckles: That's Knuckles to you, bub!

Narrator: Watch what you say Knuckster!

Knuckles: It's Knuckles...

Narrator: Now, once upon a time, a red echidna called Knuckster--

Knuckles: IT'S KNUCKLES!!!

Narrator: --Decided to have a picnic with all of his friends, so they did, and they lived happily ever after. The End!

Knuckles: HEY, WHAT KIND OF STORY WAS THAT?!?

Narrator: One that all the little kids will enjoy from now on Knuckster!

Knuckles: OKAY YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!

(Knuckles lunges at the screen and breaks it, the words "Tecknical Diffikultys" appear on the screen with cries of pain in the background)

Gamma: [Voiceover] I knew I shouldn’t have let the chao staff draw this!

(The screen blanks out, and Gamma returns, with Shadow, who has numerous bruises on his body)

Shadow: ...

Gamma: ...

Both: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Gamma: That... was... the... funniest... thing... I've... ever... seen!

Shadow: I think we're gonna have to get a new Narrator!

Gamma: Now, since there are some technical difficulties, we'll have to cut this part out and go straight to "Amy Rose's Melody Show" right now!

(This time, no animation goes up, instead, the screen shows a spotlight on Amy Rose, who begins to sing)

Amy: A 1!, a 2, a 3, a 4, HIT IT!!!

A shadow of myself,
just who am I?
Scanned Horizons-
A tragic mystery.

You could of left me here,
sealed inside the pod.
No one would ever know,
the chaos control (control).

My true identity,
the power that is me!

We all danced in fire,
Trapped in this machine!
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman's watching.

We all danced in fire,
Looking through a screen.
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman watches,

With Rouge in the fight,
electric vibes,
Change surroundings.
A jewel in history...

A treasure disappears,
as she goes,
Miss her as we look away,
and no one knows.

This power is a key.
This power changes me!

We all danced in fire,
Trapped in this machine!
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman's watching.

We all danced in fire,
Looking through a screen.
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman watches,

(Chaos control)
(Chaos Chaos Chaos Chaos Chaos)
(Chaos control)
(Chaos control)
(Chaos Chaos Chaos Chaos Chaos)
(Chaos control)

E-123...
You didn't know,
now I'm gonna show you.
The power that is me!

You try to take me down,
stop the show!
It seems you've never tasted fear,
or loss of control.

The power lives in me.
The power that is me!

We all danced in fire,
Trapped in this machine!,
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman's watching.

We all danced in fire,
Looking through a screen.
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman watches,


(The spotlight fades, and Gamma comes back onstage)

Gamma: Wow, that was very... erm… interesting Amy!

Shadow: Yeah, who knew you had a cranky voice!

Amy: YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!

(Amy draws out her Piko Piko Hammer)

Shadow: ACK, NOT AGAIN!!!!

(As Amy chases Shadow around the stage, Gamma waves)

Gamma: Goodnight, everybody, tune in next time!

(The end credits roll as "I Am... I Am All of Me" plays in the background, just at the very end, Shadow rips a hole in the scene)

Shadow: Must... keep... RUNNING!

Amy: I won't stop chasing you till I reach the end of the world!

THE END
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Exel 4.0

Banned
I never got plays in this forum. I can have a respect for real playwrites, they do more than just the dialogue. But this...dialogue is the easiest thing (for me) in writing, so why is it such a big deal when people write a script?

Just my personal opinion, remember that. Don't get discouraged.
 

Shadows Follower

Well-Known Member
I certainly enjoyed it. Comical and shows some peoples favorite Sonic characters in a new perspective. I especially liked the song that Amy did. That'll be in my head all day now *Begins to hum tune*. Keep it up.
 
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macBad0

Guest
I have a sonic fic too. Even though i a huge fan of cars, japan shows like pokemon and sonic x, i give it a 101 out of 100 percent
 

Poison Master

A Local Person
It was pretty funny, not hilarious but still funny, the only thing stopping me from giving this a good score is that its set out as a script, personally i don't like em, the reason why is that they never seem to have much description, and that goes for this too. Personally the only sonic characters I know are Sonic, Knuckles, Tails and Shadow (oh and Dr Eggman too) so its quite hard for me to give it a good review when I can't imagine what the characters look like, sorry.
 

FlamingRuby

The magic of Pokemon
Wow! I have competition!

Anyway, let me add my .02: You're doing great for your own variety show, and as long as you don't copy me, you're fine.

But, if you got inspiration from me, I'm flattered! This was a nicely done first episode, if I say so myself.

I give you my blessing for this show...and would it be all right if Ash and the gang guest starred sometime?
 

E-102 Gamma

MUHAHAH!!!!
Exel 4.0: Thanks, I'll keep that in mind...

Shadows Follower: Your welcome, thanks for the complement!

macBad0: Glad you enjoyed it!

Poison Master: I'm not very good at stories, playscrips are better in my case.

Flaming Ruby: Oh, you inspired me to make this, and I'm also flattered at your comment, sure, we can do a crossover sometime!
 

FlamingRuby

The magic of Pokemon
Like I said, you have my blessing for your show...just PM me and we'll negotiate a guest star appearance for each of us.
 
R

~*Ratiosu*~

Guest
Hehe...funny. I doubt Shadow would act like that, but whatever! Your fic. YAY! IT'S "THIS MACHINE"! ISH MY FAVORITE OF ALL SONIC HEROES SONGS!

Nyah.

Ratiosu - She only says that because Team Dark was the first one she beat.

Ratiasu - Well, it was easy, all you have to do is keep flying with all Rouge's level ups and Thunder Shoot the Egg Emperor every time he tries to attack.

Ratiosu - -.-;; *takes out Piko Piko Hammer and hits Ratiasu with it*
 

E-102 Gamma

MUHAHAH!!!!
Sorry for the double post *screams* but, episode 2 is on your screens!

TSS#2: Chaos in the Building

(Backstage, E-102 Gamma & Shadow are getting some sort of stand ready while discussing something)

E-102 Gamma: We’d better not let Knuckles see Chaos, not after what happened with the Master Emerald…

Shadow: One question.

Gamma: What?

Shadow: Who the heck is Chaos?

Gamma: Something tells me that you’ve never seen Sonic Adventure, or Sonic X…

Shadow: Sonic… X?

Gamma: You were in the show, I was in it too!

Shadow: I don’t get a word you’re saying, Gamma!

Gamma: [Sighs] You don’t remember a thing, do you?

Shadow: No, not really…

Gamma: We’ll discuss this later, after the show though!

Shadow: Yeah, time to make our appearance!

(Meanwhile, Sonic and Tails are watching one of the TVs for sale in a shop, in Station Square)

Sonic: WHAT? THESE GUYS GET THEIR OWN SHOW?!?

Tails: Seems like it!

Sonic: They didn’t invite me, gee what a mixed up program… Hey, isn’t Gamma supposed to be dead?

Tails: I wasn’t there to see it…

Sonic: And why do I fell like trying to stop those guys making a good show?

Tails: It’s called: Jealousy.

Sonic: That show seems like as if it’s being written by some weird author who’s making this, I’ve got to stop it!

Tails: I don’t think it’s a good idea Sonic, this could ruin your reputation in public!

Sonic: Big deal, so what? At least I’ll stop the show!

(Sonic rushes off, with his trademark speed in the direction of the TV station)

Tails: Yuji Naka, if you’re hearing me, forgive Sonic!

E-102 Gamma: [Voiceover] Oooh yes, I’m loving this!

Tails: Who said that?

E-102 Gamma: [Voiceover] Err… nobody! It’s just a voice in your head!

Tails: O…. K….

(We now go back to the stage)

Gamma: And now, our special guest for tonight…

Shadow: Which we had to take out “Big’s Fishing Adventure” and “Amy Rose’s Melody Show” for--

(Shadow gets hit by a fish in the face… again!)

Shadow: Amy, Big…

(A few giggles could be heard backstage)

Gamma: … We bring to you, from Station Square, and from the Master Emerald himself, Chaos!

(A strange blue liquid forms beside Gamma)

Chaos: Hello!

Gamma: Chaos, it’s a pleasure for you to be here tonight!

Chaos: No problem, Gamma, you WERE the one to give me my tail in Sonic Adventure after all!

(Froggy suddenly hops onstage and attacks Gamma)

Gamma: ACK!!!, OW!!!, OH HELP I’M BEING RANINSACKED BY A FROG!!!!!!

Chaos: Nothing I can do here…

(Backstage, Sonic is seen with a remote control, Bocoe, Decoe and Bokkun are behind him, holding a tied up frog)

Sonic: I really appreciate you guys making a metal copy of Froggy!

Bocoe: Anything for a hero, but, why do I feel like as if this is not my right attitude?

Decoe: And why do I feel like I’m in a playscript?

Bokkun: Who cares, just as long as I have some apple pie!

(Back onstage)

Gamma: ACK!, HELP!, MOMMY!, WE CAN NOW MEET KNUCKLES AGAIN IN “ENTER THE ECHIDNA”!, OUCH!, YEOW!!!!!!!!!

(An animated screen comes in, it's red, with Japanese music playing in the background. A spiked fist suddenly hits the camera, making it shatter instantly. The fist comes in front of the shattered screen, with the words "Enter the Echidna with Knuckles" on it, the screen fades to a rather rocky terrain, a red echidna appears in the view of the camera.)

Knuckles: Blah, I’m here… again…

Chaos: [Voiceover] Ack!, not you again!

Knuckles: YOU!!!

Gamma: [Choked voiceover] Uh oh…

Chaos: I remember the last time we met, dreadlock boy…

Knuckles: You too, Jirachihead!

Chaos: [Voiceover] JIRACHIHEAD?!?

Gamma: [Voiceover] Great job, Knucklehead…

Chaos: [Voiceover] I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A POKEMON!!!!

Gamma: [Voiceover] Well…

Chaos: [Voiceover] What?

Gamma: [Voiceover] You DID look like Kyorge in Sonic Adventure…

Chaos: [Voiceover] WHAT?

Knuckles: Now you’ve done it, circuit-for-brains!

(A few seconds later, more cries of pain can be heard, Knuckles flinches)

Knuckles: Oooh, that’ll leave a mark!

Gamma: [Voiceover] I really should get life insurance… KNUCKLES WATCH OUT!!!!!

(A boulder tumbles down the mountain, Knuckles doesn’t get away in time, and is squished by it)

Gamma: [Appears in the area] Oh… my… circuits, are you okay?

Knuckles: [Twitching] Ugh… medic!

Gamma: Uhh…

(The “Tecknical Diffikultys” screen appears on the camera… again)

Gamma: You should really check your spellings, Nike…

Nike: [Voiceover] Chao, CHAO!*

(*Don’t blame me Mr.Crankypants!)

Gamma: Whatever…

(Meanwhile, Sonic is very satisfied with the chaos he’s caused)

Sonic: Yeah, I love doing the Light Dash…

Decoe: You are a true mastermind at this!

Sonic: Thanks Decoe!

(Backstage, Knuckles is in a cast with the crew gathered around him)

Shadow: Hmm… this sound very fishy guys, first, Gamma gets raninsacked by Froggy, then Knuckles nearly gets killed by a boulder...

Amy: I thought Froggy was very peaceful, and we had the set crew clear that area Knuckles was in…

Big: Guys, I smell a rat…

Amy: Gross!

Big: NOT A REAL ONE!!!!!

Amy: Sorry…

Big: I bet someone is jealous about us having a show, and is causing problems for us, nationwide.

Gamma: We should keep an eye out for anyone who seems suspicious…

Shadow: Now, who do we know who’d do something like this?

Big: Dr.Eggman?

Amy: Fang the Sniper?

Gamma: Bob Dole?

(Everyone looks at Gamma)

Gamma: Never mind…

Shadow: We should keep our eyes peeled anyway…

Chaos: [Onstage] OH NO, NOT YOU! ANYTHING BUT YOU!!!!!

All: ?

(The crew get onstage to see Chaos, looking afraid, there in the middle of the stage is Sonic)

All: SONIC?!?

Sonic: So you’ve finally found me out…

Gamma: YOU’RE THE ONE CAUSING ALL OF THIS TROUBLE!?!

Amy: …

Shadow: I knew there was something wrong with you Sonic!

Chaos: Alright, that’s it!!!!

All: ACK!!!!!

(Chaos begins to melt, all the water appliances go berserk and begin flooding the place, until the whole building explodes and floods Station Square… AGAIN, Shadow holds onto some plywood as he is washed out with the debris, along with the other members of the crew Sonic, Bocoe, Decoe, Bokkun and Chaos are nowhere to be seen.)

Gamma: I should really retire…

Amy: MY DRESS!!!!

Knuckles: I feel numb…

Big: This is a bit too much!

Froggy: … Rib…*

(*… Ow…)

Shadow: …This is Shadow the Hedgehog… and you’ve been watching… urgh…[faints]

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THE END
 
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E-102 Gamma

MUHAHAH!!!!
No reviews, thats not too bad I guess, oh well, on with the next episode!

TSS#3: Robot hedgehogs, mayhem and a TV show equals fun, fun, fun!

Scarlet Garcia: And now it’s time for “The Shadow Show”!

(Shadow rushes onto the stage in a very quick manner)

Shadow: Must… get… away… from… special… guests…

E-102 Gamma: Shadow, what’s wrong with you?

Shadow: You don’t want to know!

(Shadow rushes behind the curtain)

Gamma: [Sighs] SECURITY!!!!!

(Immediately, Zero rushes onto the stage and tries to grab Shadow)

Shadow: You’ll never catch me!

Gamma: Zero, do what you must…

Zero: Okay!

(Zero chases Shadow around the stage, yells of peril can be heard)

Gamma: Apart from the mayhem going on tonight, this episode is dedicated to two robot guests tonight, both making their appearances on gamecube, please welcome… Metal Sonic and Shadow Android!

(Metal Sonic and Shadow Android both come through a trap door to Gamma’s right)

Gamma: Welcome you two, thanks for participating in tonight’s show!

Shadow Android: No problem!

Metal Sonic: Anything to get back at that stupid speedster!

(Meanwhile, Sonic is watching the TV in Tails house, slightly bruised and battered)

Sonic: Gah, I hate that stupid robot clone… thing!

Tails: Then why are you watching that show then?

Sonic: So I can think up some more traps for those idiots!

Tails: You REALLY aren’t feeling well…

Sonic: Shhh!, I’m trying to listen!

(Onstage)

Gamma: Sorry about Shadow, he’s got a case of the jitters…

Shadow: I DO NOT!!!!

Gamma: Anyway, enjoy more of “Big’s Fishing Adventures” while we get things ready!

(The camera changes scene, to some animated water, small, yellow fish swim in different directions, a large, blue fish that fills up the screen floats by with the words "Big's Fishing Adventures" on it, a medium red fish follows, with the words "Starring Big the Cat and Froggy!")

(A different camera shows a rather pretty valley, with green hills and crystal clear water, this time, Big comes in the water with his fishing rod and Froggy behind him.)

Big: Hello again, as you know, things didn’t turn out too good last time so, I’ll try something different…

(He dives underneath the water, the camera follows)

Big: Hmm… this looks very familiar…

(He finds himself in a green tank)

Big: What the--

(Big realises he’s in the “Hot Shelter” from Sonic Adventure)

Big: Oh, great…

(A shark comes by, and notices Big)

Big: Umm… a little help?

(The camera man comes out of the water, chainsaw-like noises can be heard)

Big: OW!, YEOW!, OH HELP!!!!!

(The chainsaw noises stop and the camera man goes back underneath the water, Big is now blurred out due to bad wounds)

Big: … medic…

(Then the drowning timer begins)

Big: This is Big, but no Froggy, signing out…

(We go back to the stage)

Gamma: Oh dear, I hate the cruelty…

Shadow: Must… keep away… from… Shadow… Android…

Gamma: …

(Metal Sonic comes back onstage)

Metal Sonic: Have you seen Shadow Android anywhere?

Gamma: No I--

(Gamma turns to see Shadow Android and Shadow fighting against each other)

Shadow: Keep away from me!

Shadow Android: No, YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Shadow: OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!

(Shadow kicks Shadow Android in the head)

Shadow Android: [Female voice] Self destruction activated, beginning countdown, 5...

Gamma: ACK!!!!

Shadow Android: … 4...

Gamma: RUN!

Shadow Android: … 3...

Gamma: LET’S GO TO “ENTER THE ECHIDNA”!!!!!!

Shadow Android: … 2... 1...

(A loud “BOOM!” is heard as the camera changes view)

Gamma: … Mommy…

(Another animated screen comes in, this time, it's red, with Japanese music playing in the background. A spiked fist suddenly hits the camera, making it shatter instantly. The fist comes in front of the shattered screen, with the words "Enter the Echidna with Knuckles" on it, the screen fades to a rather rocky terrain, a red echidna appears in the view of the camera.)

Knuckles: Um… are you sure that the crew will be okay?

Metal Sonic: [Voiceover] Yes!

Knuckles: YOU!!!!

Metal Sonic: NOT YOU!!!!

Knuckles: Since there’s no crew members here, I can do what I like!

Metal Sonic: [Voiceover] Hey!, Gamma said I could do what I like with you!

Knuckles: Darn it!

Metal Sonic: [Voiceover] Change scene!

(The scene changes to a white piece of paper)

Metal Sonic: [Voiceover] Okay, now, let’s draw Knuckles!

(Metal Sonic uses a pen to draw Knuckles head, but he draws Sonic’s body instead of Knuckles’s body)

Knuckles: HEY, GIVE ME BACK MY BODY!!!!

Metal Sonic: Well… no!

(He clears the body off of Knuckles’s head, and replaces it with Shadow’s body)

Knuckles: Very funny…

Metal Sonic: [Laughing] Let’s have a little bit more fun with you!

(He erases the body, and paints on Amy’s body)

Knuckles: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Metal Sonic: I think I’ll have one more joke with this…

(He erases the body again, but this time, replaces it with Charlie Brown’s body)

Knuckles: Good grief…

Metal Sonic: Okay, I’ll stop now!

(He erases Charlie Brown’s body and replaces it with Knuckles’s body)

Knuckles: That’s better…

Metal Sonic: Not enough!

(Metal Sonic paints a moustache on Knuckles)

Knuckles: HEY!!!!!

Metal Sonic: I’ll add on some more features…

(He adds a green shirt, overalls and a green cap with the letter “L” on it)

Knuckles: … YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR!!!

Metal Sonic: Calm down, Knuckles-uigi…

Knuckles: I HATE YOU!!!!

(The word “FIN” appears on the screen, followed by “Brought to you by Metal Sonic, and the Eggman Empire!”)

Gamma: Okay, now that we’ve finally gotten Metal Sonic and Shadow Android to leave, we can now officially say “Good-night”!

(Knuckles comes onto the stage, still in a Luigi outfit)

Knuckles: You’d better give me a pay rise…

(The end credits roll as "I Am... I Am All of Me" plays in the background, Knuckles punches a hole in the screen with his fists)

Knuckles: And you’d better not think this is funny!

THE END
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E-102 Gamma

MUHAHAH!!!!
FlamingRuby: I'll think about that, only, I don't want it to sound like your 'Brario' gag from the Ash and Pikachu Show.

TSS#4: An E-series of Unfortunate Events

(Backstage, E-102 Gamma seems to be excited about something)

Shadow: Okay, so, since you know who our special guest is tonight…

E-102 Gamma: [Excitedly] Yeahyeahyeah!!!*

(*Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!)

Shadow: COULD YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHO IT IS?

Gamma: Nonono!!!*

(*No, no, no!!!)

Shadow: [Grumbles] Fine then, it’s show time anyway…

(The two go onstage)

Scarlet Garcia: And now it’s time for “The Shadow Show”!

Gamma: HellotherenoobishpeopleoutthereI’msoexcitedaboutourspecialguesttonight--*

(*Hello there noobish people out there I’m so excited about our special guest tonight--)

Shadow: Sorry about Gamma, he’s got a rather big case of the jitterbugs tonight…

Gamma: IDONOT!IDONOT!IDONOT!!!!!!!!!*

(*I DO NOT!, I DO NOT!, I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!)

Shadow: [Sighs] Nike, could you please call “Station Square Mental Hospital” please?

Nike: Chao, chao, chao!*

(* Sure thing, boss!)

(A “1 hour later…” card slides onto the screen)

Shadow: Okay guys, GET THAT ROBOT!!!!

(The mental police begin chasing Gamma around the studio)

Gamma: YOU’LLNEVERCATCHMENEVERNEVERNEVER!!!!*

(* YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!!)

Shadow: Today’s special guest, and earned his place in Team Dark on Sonic Heroes…

Gamma: [Offstage] ANDISMYYOUNGERBROTHER!!!!*

(* AND IS MY YOUNGER BROTHER!!!!)

Shadow: … We welcome… E-123 Omega!!!

Gamma: TEHYAYNESS!!!*

(* TEH YAYNESS!!!)

(Omega comes in via the roof, causing debris to fly onto the stage)

Omega: Sorry about that, I’ll pay for it!

Shadow: There’s no need to my friend!

Omega: I’m glad to be here tonight, with you Shadow!

Shadow: Thanks buddy--

(Gamma takes a hold of the camera and shakes it violently)

Gamma: TEHNOOBSOFDOOMAREGOINGTOTAKEOVERTHEWORLDWITHTHEIRRABIDCHICKENCHOCLATEPIESOFDOOM!!!!!!*

(* THE NOOBS OF DOOM ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR RABID CHICKEN CHOCOLATE PIES OF DOOM!!!!!!)

Shadow: [Sighs] SECURITY!

(Zero comes onto the stage)

Zero: What is it, boss?

Shadow: Could you help the mental hospital capture Gamma please?

Zero: Sure thing, boss!

(Zero and the mental police begin chasing Gamma around the studio… again)

Shadow: Since that Big is recovering from the shark bites, and we’re trying to get the Luigi costume off of Knuckles, the only option we’ve got is “Amy Rose’s Melody Show”!

(The camera switches to a spotlight, with Amy Rose in a pink dress this time)

Amy: HIT IT!!!

I can’t remember,
Anything at all…
Something’s turning me around,
I’m sorry,
Oh, so sorry…
This is what I have become!

I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Was someone else tonight,
Sometimes I wish I was never born at all…
I’m gonna try to save the world,
‘Cause in the end I know…
I’m the chosen one!

(I’m the chosen one!)

I can’t remember,
What I used to be…
Something’s turning me upside-down,
You made me,
I loved you…
But I can’t change the things I’ve done!

(I’m the chosen one!)

I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Was someone else tonight,
Sometimes I wish I was never born at all…
I’m gonna try to save the world,
‘Cause in the end I know…
I’m the chosen one!

( The chosen one!)

(The chosen one!)

(I’m the chosen one!)


(Amy does the peace sign as the spotlight goes down)

Shadow: I still say her singing is awful…

Amy: I HEARD THAT!!!

Shadow: Yah, boo, sucks to you I say!

Amy: WHY YOU LITTLE--

Shadow: EEP!

(Amy begins chasing Shadow around the stage… again)

Omega: [Sweatdrop] O… K…

(A sudden crash is heard, a few more E-series robots come through)

E-101 Beta: Sorry we’re late… um, did we miss something?

E-103 Delta: And where’s Gamma, he said he’d be here to greet us!

E-104 Epsilon: What about that strange, black spiky… thing?

E-105 Zeta: Who cares?

E-106 Alpha: I don’t!

All: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?

Alpha: I’m E-106 Alpha, straight from the author’s head, she told me to come here to join your crew!

Shadow: Oh, great, first, Sonic becomes a villain, then Chaos wrecks the show, but THIS?

Omega: I don’t get this…

???: You will in a minute!

All: ?

???: For I am…

(A dramatic pause is activated)

???: E-102 Gamma!

All: Huh?

(A robot that looks exactly like Gamma appears out of thin air)

Shadow: Gamma, you’re not fooling us…

E-102 Gamma: I’m E-102 GAMMA!

Shadow: No you’re not!

E-102 Gamma: Yes I am!

Shadow: No you’re not!

E-102 Gamma: IS TOO!

Shadow: IS NOT!

(Gamma suddenly appears)

Gamma: Hey guys, the mental hospital fixed me up and… and…

(He turns to see E-102 Gamma)

Gamma: What is going on here?

E-102 Gamma: I’m E-102 Gamma, the author in this comedy show!

Shadow: Wait a minute… this is a comedy show?!?

E-102 Gamma: Yeah!, what else?

(The whole crew suddenly realise they’re in a topic on a forum)

All: Uh-Oh…

(They all get sucked up into the topic)

Zeta: Whoa!, what does this say?

Beta: It says “Serebii SPP Forums”…

All: We’re on the internet?

(There is utter silence… for about five seconds)

All: HELP!!!

(Outside the screen, E-102 Gamma is laughing like crazy)

E-102 Gamma: [Turns to our view] Don’t you just LOVE tormenting your fiction characters?

THE END
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Shadows Follower

Well-Known Member
Once again, I congratulate you on job well done. (Its fun to mess with your characters minds!)

I'm still liking the songs by the way. Thats was my second fav from Shadow the Hedgehog. I look foward to reading the next one.
 
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