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The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

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granbull guy

Vasoline
I guess it cant live without it.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
may be the stalk is a power supply and farfetched is a robot 0-o
 

Ohshi

Banned from Club Penguin
Nah doubt it. If that was so, then you couldn't feed it pokeblock and poffins. It wouldn't be able to use berries.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
wait, ure right! but then... he eats the stalk if hes dieng from hunger but he dies if he doesnt have it, and the stalk wont stay green and tasty unless its magical, they maybe can stay alive for 2 weeks and it needs to be born with it. what a suicidal animal. 0-o if i was a farfetch'd i would go live at a green union farm, make tons of babies,eat them instead of the stalks and put theirs in my *ss so i wont loose them
 
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Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
That is so mean but funny. I think it said the stalk keeps growing or something like that
 

BynineB

Wielding Übersaw.
Because Farfetch'd has the attacking power of a lightly thrown tomato without it.

With it, it has the power of a heavily thrown tomato.

Huge difference dontcha know.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
mmmm, it can be baby friendly: beat an old man with the stalk and steal his fridge, that means food and the stalk can be saved,but its not nice for old grampies, it seems it cant stay alive without hurting people :p
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Farfetch'd is more dangerous than we could've every imagined.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
yea, wait i know it: the stalk is some sort of pokemon that carries farfetch'ds heart, with some sort of wireless connection, thats why it keeps growing and stay green to feed him :D but wait... that means he hurts the stalk!

farfetch'ds are the evil
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Farfetch'd is an evil entity from the 42nd dimension where the stalks are alive and rule over everything. Farfetch'd is merely a slave and a mode of transport when in the Pokemon world. Because of this, if anything happened to the stalk, the other stalks would use their powers to kill the Farfetch'd.
 

mimefan

Banned
Maybe, Farfetch'd is trying to be like the star wars kid, and it always fails, or maybe male Farfetch'ds use it to spank female ones, I'm just talkin' crap here.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
yea, wait i know it: the stalk is some sort of pokemon that carries farfetch'ds heart, with some sort of wireless connection, thats why it keeps growing and stay green to feed him :D but wait... that means he hurts the stalk!

farfetch'ds are the evil

You're just pulling ideas outta ya butt ain't ya lol.

Hmm I could actually see the stalk being in control possible
 

mimefan

Banned
So, Farfetch'd are homocidal, kinky and robots, I like.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
The stalks are the root of all evil. 'Nuff said.
 

mimefan

Banned
No, the stalks are kinky homocidal pornstar robots, and that makes no sense.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
yea, i never thougt farfetch'd were so complicated, they do not only hurt people, being controlled by stalks and spank females, they also make me mad 0-o ,those stalks are genius, evil and kinky (if u think so mime)
 
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