And if the Farfetch'd's female, then Hoe-wee, we got ourselves a Farfetch'd does Dallas, thing, coming (Or should it be cumming (see wut I did there?)) round, but with added stalk shagging. (Wait, can someone please tell me how this became a porn story group for?)
youre right! who knows, maybe the stalks even control gamefreak to turn the next generation into their porn slaves! i thought they check games before letting little kids play them, soon we will see in the newspaper : LITTLE KIDS SPANKING THEIR MOMS
I think I read somewhere that it gets the stalk from the mother, so I guess its a promise with the mom? IDK, the Pokedex says a lot of crap, like Garchomp can fly, Kingdra can cause typhoons by yawning, and Arceus is the god of all Pokemon, when it should be Mew.
ok so just a recap farfetch'd are completely evil, pornsatrs, and have magical sticks. 2nd if this isn't true all of us are going to have to hide from farfetch'd for the rest of our lives. and 3 ive been sigged twice in one day!!!