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The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

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Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Don't forget the stalks are robot pornstars! Wait if the stalks are pornstars then what does that make the Farfetch'd.?
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
a porn slave? like the title says :the STALK and the farfetch'd
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
I wonder why Game Freak made such a Pokemon? Its being controlled by a porno stalk. They let little kids play this game!!
 

mimefan

Banned
And if the Farfetch'd's female, then Hoe-wee, we got ourselves a Farfetch'd does Dallas, thing, coming (Or should it be cumming (see wut I did there?)) round, but with added stalk shagging. (Wait, can someone please tell me how this became a porn story group for?)
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Uuuh I have no idea how it got to the subject of porn. I had no idea this would happen. This thread will be closed by tomorrow I bet.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
youre right! who knows, maybe the stalks even control gamefreak to turn the next generation into their porn slaves! i thought they check games before letting little kids play them, soon we will see in the newspaper : LITTLE KIDS SPANKING THEIR MOMS
 

Shiny Mew2

Gunshow
0_o what happened here?! nit was nice about the relation about the stick and the farfetced but now..... BoOm!
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
I blame 705030. And whoever first mentioned porn lol
 

mimefan

Banned
I mentioned porn then I mentioned does dallas, then ka-blooie, I've turned everyone into perverts, and it's all thanks to the mimes.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
oooo, mime started with spanking, someone else the controlling. maybe the stalks even control me!

btw : ITS TROPIOS, i hate 705030
 

mimefan

Banned
Yeah, hey, I started the flash fires, then the flames just kept rushing, from you guys.
 

foxyman1167

From Zero To Hero
I think I read somewhere that it gets the stalk from the mother, so I guess its a promise with the mom? IDK, the Pokedex says a lot of crap, like Garchomp can fly, Kingdra can cause typhoons by yawning, and Arceus is the god of all Pokemon, when it should be Mew.
 

pokedexfiller

Unova Trainer
ok so just a recap farfetch'd are completely evil, pornsatrs, and have magical sticks. 2nd if this isn't true all of us are going to have to hide from farfetch'd for the rest of our lives. and 3 ive been sigged twice in one day!!!
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
No its completely all the stalks. The stalks is the robotic pornstars, mindcontrolling, good eating, green onions.
 

BlitzBlast

Busy with School
The stalk is obviously a source of concentrated life energy. Or something.

Actually, I imagine the Dex info is just wrong. It happens.
 

mimefan

Banned
Of course the dex is wrong THEY CAN'T MENTION TEH ROBOBREASTS.
 

Master Ruby

One more level...
The thought of farfetch'd killing itself because it lacks a stalk is HILARIOUS
A Farfetch'd might kill itself because it lacks a stalk.
Thinking about that from a sexual point of view makes sense.
 

moorishflower

New Member
I findmyself questioning what it was about green onion that so offended the designers. It's not so repulsive as to actually be used as a <i>weapon</i>, is it? I rather like green onion...
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Personally, I think that the Farfetch'd use the stalk when they... you know... do the thing.
 
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