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The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

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Treeconator11

Ultranumb
Okay, let's list stuff here.

FF is a robot.
FF is a Pornstar
FF is not a Pornstar.
The stick's in control.
The stick's an innuendo.
Irrelevant reasoning rocks
FF can't live without the stick.
FF's are homicidal
FF's attack old people
Dex entries lie.
FF are suicidal
FF are Cannibles.

Did I miss anything?

Also, the mods don't care if it's discusting, they just want their orgasims for giving infracs.
 

Banana_Split

Darkness is Rising
The stalk is a pornstar? Yeah right.
I think that Farfetch'd maybe better can fly with that stalk or something like that, or Farfetch'd can protect itself better. Something like that.
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
How would the stalk help it fly? It's just extra weight.

Unless...

The stalk gives it super powers!

Irrelevant Reasoning Guy, AWAY!
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Okay, just to list abosolutely everything, we know that:

Farfetch'd

- Slave to stalk
- Porn star
- Suicidal
- Homicidal
- Cannibalistic
- Dies if stalk is lost
- Robot
- Evil
- Mode of transportation for stalk
- Kinky
- Uses stalk when attempting to reproduce
- Likes mimes
- Has TEH ROBOBREASTS
- An alien
- Eats stalk

Stalk

- Good and bad exist
- Power supply
- Delicious
- Nutritious
- Constantly growing
- Carries Farfetch'd's heart/life energy
- Rules Farfetch'd
- Uses powers to kill disobedient Farfetch'd
- Root of all evil
- Kinky
- Homicidal
- Porn stars
- Genius
- Kinky
- Robots
- Magical
- Brainwashing
- Gives super powers

This is fun! :)
 

mimefan

Banned
So wait? If FF is not a pornstar yet is a pornstar that means he must do girls with his everything but his wings, thus his wings is not a ****, but everything else is, BECAUSE HE POLEDANCES WITH HIS STALK.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yay my perverted thread isn't closed yet. Okay that made no since Mime no since at all. When did the robobreasts come into this? How did they come into this?
 
what?

The stalk is a pornstar? Yeah right.
I think that Farfetch'd maybe better can fly with that stalk or something like that, or Farfetch'd can protect itself better. Something like that.

lolwut? how could a bird fly if its holding something in its wing?

he mentioned robobreasts awhile back.

this is quite possiblt THE BEST THREAD ON SEREBII. EVER. PERIOD.
 

Treeconator11

Ultranumb
Probably, it is, oh, person, thanks for getting the stuff I missed when I listed facts.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Hmm I think I remember something about Farfetch'd kicking up a bunch dust only when it tries. Or some bird Pokemon lol.

This is most definately my favourite thread.
 

mimefan

Banned
And it's all thanks to breasts.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
What does that have to do with anything? Its all about the stalks dude
 

Treeconator11

Ultranumb
So, it's all about what's down south, okay, now I get it.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Hmm. Pretty much
 

megacool8

ZOMG A COOKIE!!
i think there's a game kalled take the stalk from farfecthed....
 

mimefan

Banned
Don't worry you can say penis on the internet.
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Well, there are some kids on this forum who are a bit, eh, how do say this...

There's six year olds on Serebii.

Oh, and you also have to remember those female Farfetch'd and their parts.
 

mimefan

Banned
There's no such thing as female Farfetched's they're transsexuals.
 
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