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The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

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Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Whatchoo talkin bouts? I currently have a female Farfetch'd in the Box on Platinum.

No, really. I do.

Now that I think about it, I should probably separate it from the other Pokemon.
 

BarackObama

Yes We Can!
No, you're all wrong. Farfetch'd actually stick it down their throats to regurgitate the last meal they ate to eat it again and survive on an entirely recycled diet.
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
That theory makes no sense whatsoever.

I think we'll just stick to what we have now.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
wow, farfetch'ds secrets are almost completely discovered.

maybe the pornstar stalks are making porndvds to brainwash diguised as... pokemon movies
 
Sigh, I hate to burst his thread but... the fact that Farfetch'd relies on its stick to survive is most likely a similar case to how cubone/marowak were weak pokemon until they started using bones as weapons. I remember reading that in some pokedex entry long ago.

Anyways perhaps Farfetch'd simply can't defend itself OR can't obtain its food unless it has its little onion stick thingy.

This thread had made me hungry for some peaking duck...
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Heck what true is true let us go on with our perverted theories. We have quite a few. Oh person seperating would be a good idea. It would butt rape your other Pokemon with its stalk.
 

codemann

New Member
I think all Farfetch'ds have social problems were the befriend their stalk as their best friend, and if they loose it they commit suicide.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Hmm yea they seem very suicidal. Among other things
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
hmmm weird combination: suicidal pornstars, o wait they were just slave of the stalks
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yea well being a slave is very demanding and depressing work. Farfetch'ds can only take so much
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
poor guy, how can he ever go to the toilet normally without sitting on his overspanked butt
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
He's just gotta squat. Wait I thought only the female ones get spanked. By the male ones with the stalk?
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
maybe the stalks can fly and spank farfetch'ds by their own, and maybe theyre also bisexual so they spank both male and female
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Hmm another mystery of the Farfetch'd. How many do we got now?
 

mimefan

Banned
OOOONNNNNEEEEEHHHUUUUUNNNNDDRRREEEDDD AANNNNDDD EEEIIIIGGGHTTTYYYY!!!!
That's how many we've got.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
At this point I wouldn't doubt it
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
more than would be healty for farfetchd, hes the most complicated pokemon
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
It kinda gives one of those Psyduck headaches just thinking about all his problems. Between losing the stalk that spanks it and it being homicidial, who knows what goes through this Pokemon's mind?
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
if he atleast has an own mind, maybe the stalk even control his mind so the stalk uses his brain to think
 
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