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The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

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Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
We already decided that its cotrols its brain so it must think whatever the porn loving stalk thinks... No wonder its suicidal...
 

Metagross Guy

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The stalk which Farfetch'd holds is said to give it is power and abilities.
 

miGz

i <3 hayley williams
Does anybody know why this pokemon cannot live without its little stalk of green onion? Platinum Dex Entry: It can't live without the stalk it holds. That's why it defends the stalk from its attackers with its life.

Can it only eat green onion?

When he eats it, where does he get a new one ?
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
When he eats it, where does he get a new one ?

See when we was actually being serious that was something we couldn't firgure out. And then mimes corrupted us.

EDIT: Sorry pokedexfiller and Tropius I forgot about y'all
 

miGz

i <3 hayley williams
totallyyyy n_n.
 

~Spacial_Rendation~

De Ibwis Twigga!
Mabye Farfetch'd are from Wales? It IS called the land of leeks (As in, green oinon sticks)
I bet they also worship those sticks too. That ****ing cult.
 

shaymin

Pikamon
Seeing as its green onion, which isnt that rare a plant, if its part of its diet I dont think it would have much trouble finding more.
 

KingMinun

Dawn/Sinnoh Fan!
Mabye Farfetch'd are from Wales? It IS called the land of leeks (As in, green oinon sticks)
I bet they also worship those sticks too. That ****ing cult.
Take that back, Wales rocks! Except the rain, and sheep.
 

katkat

InsertDramaticMusic
Perhaps some sort of external organ? XD
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Hmm okay so some Mama Farfetch'd is saying eat your green onion but some Kid Farfetch'd is saying no its my robotic, pornloving master with breasts and it controls my mind AND I worship it. You can never make me eat it!! I will die without it and become a suicidal/homicidial Pokemon!!

Did I miss anything?
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
mmm i guess so.

maybe that he needs it to spank girls with it when its big?
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yea probably the stupid bird's already kinky as it is.
 
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