Does anybody know why this pokemon cannot live without its little stalk of green onion? Platinum Dex Entry: It can't live without the stalk it holds. That's why it defends the stalk from its attackers with its life.
Hmm okay so some Mama Farfetch'd is saying eat your green onion but some Kid Farfetch'd is saying no its my robotic, pornloving master with breasts and it controls my mind AND I worship it. You can never make me eat it!! I will die without it and become a suicidal/homicidial Pokemon!!