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The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

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Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
i think gamefreak put all misery and porn in farfetchd
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yup. And like I've said before little kids play this game. No wonder there's millions off teenage guys getting hard off of porn right this second cuz they had seen a Farfetch'd in the games.
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Don't be ridiculous.

Teenagers don't play Pokemon. It's the five year olds you need to worry about.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yea well most of them played Red Blue and Gold when they was five. Or something like that.
 
im pritty sure that the stalk (leak/"green onion") is its only food source the dex wouldn't say a phrase like that unless it was true
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Seriously? The Pokedex says random crap all the time that means nothing. Which is why this thread exists in the first place
 

Treeconator11

Ultranumb
That, and some people want to jerk off to imaginary Farfetch porn.

Mods aren't really doing there jobs, are they?
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
No they're not. I expected it to be closed when we got to page two! Farfetch'd Porn is suicidal and..kinky.
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
maybe mods like the farfetchd porn?

aand the dex says weird things. i think its creepy to get a banana from a tropius neck, maybe u pull off its head 0-0
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yea seriously like the Tropius is gonna let you pull a stinking banana from its head anyways!

I don't know then the mods are pretty kinky too. Maybe they like the stalk. Oh oh they control the stalk which controls Farfetch'd?
 

danzo

Master in Training
RayRay summed it up, its just a saying
 

Tropios

':o Me is stinky??'
giovani pulled of a banana in meowths dream in an episode.

:eek: that means that the mods are spanking, i cant imagin that
 

Noheart

The Abysswalker
It's His great stick of Power, which is the source of all the greatness that he puts into the wrath upon all the other weak, insignificant Pokemon.
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Guys, I think that the mods can close this, seeing as we've deduced that Farfetch'ds genitalia IS the stalk.

Or at least I have, anyway.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
Yea they can close it cuz now we're just goofing off and being perverted. But we covered all the mysteries back on page 4 or something. They still haven't closed it.
 

PokeShinyHuntJack

Back....Again
Ah, Farfetch'd is my favourite pokemon and my first shiny,

But i think the "Stick" is Celery, its favourite food,
I think its one of those sayings, "i cant live without" it could but it wouldnt enjoy life as much :D.
 

xANGELx

xANGELx
Maybe the stick is 'A' stick (of marijuana). Maybe it's medicinal marijuana and it would have a heart attack without it?
 

surfer treecko

Highly Explosive
Sure the stalk may control farfetch'd...

But upon giving it the stick (a big wooden stake), he can CH said stalk and break free.

Oh, and the stalk tastes of chicken.
 

Jolesy

Sparky Jolteons(:
The stalk is green onion. But the weed idea certainly does fit Farfetch'd's profile right at this moment
 
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