The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

[Mischevious Misdreavus]

If the stalk is the pornstar.....
that must make the farfetch`d HIS *****.
god i love the powers of irrelevant reasoning

 

[Treeconator11]

Okay, let's list stuff here.

FF is a robot.
FF is a Pornstar
FF is not a Pornstar.
The stick's in control.
The stick's an innuendo.
Irrelevant reasoning rocks
FF can't live without the stick.
FF's are homicidal
FF's attack old people
Dex entries lie.
FF are suicidal
FF are Cannibles.

Did I miss anything?

Also, the mods don't care if it's discusting, they just want their orgasims for giving infracs.

 

[Banana_Split]

The stalk is a pornstar? Yeah right.
I think that Farfetch'd maybe better can fly with that stalk or something like that, or Farfetch'd can protect itself better. Something like that.

 

[Excitable Boy]

How would the stalk help it fly? It's just extra weight.

Unless...

The stalk gives it super powers!

Irrelevant Reasoning Guy, AWAY!

 

[damonchedder12]

its its favorite item

 

[Excitable Boy]

Okay, just to list abosolutely everything, we know that:

Farfetch'd

- Slave to stalk
- Porn star
- Suicidal
- Homicidal
- Cannibalistic
- Dies if stalk is lost
- Robot
- Evil
- Mode of transportation for stalk
- Kinky
- Uses stalk when attempting to reproduce
- Likes mimes
- Has TEH ROBOBREASTS
- An alien
- Eats stalk

Stalk

- Good and bad exist
- Power supply
- Delicious
- Nutritious
- Constantly growing
- Carries Farfetch'd's heart/life energy
- Rules Farfetch'd
- Uses powers to kill disobedient Farfetch'd
- Root of all evil
- Kinky
- Homicidal
- Porn stars
- Genius
- Kinky
- Robots
- Magical
- Brainwashing
- Gives super powers

This is fun!

 

[mimefan]

So wait? If FF is not a pornstar yet is a pornstar that means he must do girls with his everything but his wings, thus his wings is not a ****, but everything else is, BECAUSE HE POLEDANCES WITH HIS STALK.

 

[Jolesy]

Yay my perverted thread isn't closed yet. Okay that made no since Mime no since at all. When did the robobreasts come into this? How did they come into this?

 

[Mischevious Misdreavus]

what?

The stalk is a pornstar? Yeah right.
I think that Farfetch'd maybe better can fly with that stalk or something like that, or Farfetch'd can protect itself better. Something like that.

lolwut? how could a bird fly if its holding something in its wing?

he mentioned robobreasts awhile back.

this is quite possiblt THE BEST THREAD ON SEREBII. EVER. PERIOD.

 

[Treeconator11]

Probably, it is, oh, person, thanks for getting the stuff I missed when I listed facts.

 

[Jolesy]

Hmm I think I remember something about Farfetch'd kicking up a bunch dust only when it tries. Or some bird Pokemon lol.

This is most definately my favourite thread.

 

[mimefan]

And it's all thanks to breasts.

 

[Jolesy]

What does that have to do with anything? Its all about the stalks dude

 

[Treeconator11]

So, it's all about what's down south, okay, now I get it.

 

[Jolesy]

Hmm. Pretty much

 

[Excitable Boy]

Or maybe the stalk is the Farfetch'd's... thingies, only detachable.

 

[megacool8]

i think there's a game kalled take the stalk from farfecthed....

 

[mimefan]

Don't worry you can say penis on the internet.

 

[Excitable Boy]

Well, there are some kids on this forum who are a bit, eh, how do say this...

There's six year olds on Serebii.

Oh, and you also have to remember those female Farfetch'd and their parts.

 

[mimefan]

There's no such thing as female Farfetched's they're transsexuals.