The Stalk and the Farfetch'd

[Jolesy]

We already decided that its cotrols its brain so it must think whatever the porn loving stalk thinks... No wonder its suicidal...

 

[Metagross Guy]

The stalk which Farfetch'd holds is said to give it is power and abilities.

 

[Mischevious Misdreavus]

i think the FF's stal is someone kind of sex toy

 

[Tropios]

a sex toy with psycich powers in that case

 

[miGz]

Does anybody know why this pokemon cannot live without its little stalk of green onion? Platinum Dex Entry: It can't live without the stalk it holds. That's why it defends the stalk from its attackers with its life.

Can it only eat green onion?

When he eats it, where does he get a new one ?

 

[pastel]

i think its kinda like a thing of honor. it would kill itself(because it it thinks its worthless for not having a stalk) if it wasnt with the stalk

ithink thats a good pt of view, its kindof real...

 

[pastel]

i think its kinda like a thing of honor. it would kill itself(because it it thinks its worthless for not having a stalk) if it wasnt with the stalk

ithink thats a good pt of view, its kindof real...

 

[Jolesy]

When he eats it, where does he get a new one ?

See when we was actually being serious that was something we couldn't firgure out. And then mimes corrupted us.

EDIT: Sorry pokedexfiller and Tropius I forgot about y'all

 

[miGz]

totallyyyy n_n.

 

[Mankanshoku Mako]

Without the stalk, this already extremely bad pokemon would die in battles even more

 

[~Spacial_Rendation~]

Mabye Farfetch'd are from Wales? It IS called the land of leeks (As in, green oinon sticks)
I bet they also worship those sticks too. That ****ing cult.

 

[Tropios]

dont worry about forgetting me ^^

 

[shaymin]

Seeing as its green onion, which isnt that rare a plant, if its part of its diet I dont think it would have much trouble finding more.

 

[KingMinun]

Mabye Farfetch'd are from Wales? It IS called the land of leeks (As in, green oinon sticks)
I bet they also worship those sticks too. That ****ing cult.

Take that back, Wales rocks! Except the rain, and sheep.

 

[pikadude43]

a sex toy with psycich powers in that case

sigging that totally

maybe its like your parents used to say ''eat your greens''
exept ff takes it too far

 

[katkat]

Perhaps some sort of external organ? XD

 

[Tropios]

yea, that would be his heart

 

[Jolesy]

Hmm okay so some Mama Farfetch'd is saying eat your green onion but some Kid Farfetch'd is saying no its my robotic, pornloving master with breasts and it controls my mind AND I worship it. You can never make me eat it!! I will die without it and become a suicidal/homicidial Pokemon!!

Did I miss anything?

 

[Tropios]

mmm i guess so.

maybe that he needs it to spank girls with it when its big?

 

[Jolesy]

Yea probably the stupid bird's already kinky as it is.