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The Stinky Skunk Experiment
Prologue
There once was a scientist. His name was Steven. He had a pet skunk named Steven Junior. Its nickname was The Cuddly Skunk. Steven Junior the skunk liked to cuddle with Steven at night, until one night… Steven Junior heard a noise. Steven Junior went to the sliding door and began to scratch it with his sharp skunk claws. Eventually the door shattered, with pieces of glass flying all over the inside of the house, because there was a tornado that pushed the glass inside instead of outside. Steven Junior realized the noise was the tornado. Steven the scientist was still sleeping. He spilled a bottle of vegetable juice on the floor, but he didn’t clean it up because he was still sleeping. Steven Junior the skunk tried to fight the tornado with a super stinky skunk fart. As the eye of the tornado sucked him up, he released an odorous gas to repel the tornado to the west. Steven Junior the skunk had a plan. There was a gas station to the west. If the tornado reached the gas station, it would explode. That was the plan. Hopefully it would do something. At that very moment, Steven the Scientist awoke. He ran to the door and stepped on a shard of broken glass. He screamed, but it didn’t make a sound because nobody was around to hear it. Then he began to bleed, but his blood was purple for some reason. He didn’t know why, but it didn’t really matter. He needed to find a car to chase the tornado. He didn’t have a car, so he would have to steal one.
Eventually Steven the Scientist stole a car from a fat guy named Larry Jones. Larry Jones was a plumber, and he had a lot of money. Steven was a Scientist, so he was very poor. Steven cruised down the carpool lane. It was already morning, and he had eaten his daily breakfast. There wasn’t much food so he ate quickly and immediately found a car to steal. He wore a suit so he wouldn’t look like a thief. He was feeling like a sneaky boss. The tornado was headed south, even though it was supposed to go west. The plan didn’t work. There were no gas stations in the south because of the fact that there are only tumbleweeds, and tumbleweeds don’t drive cars. Steven was speeding at 120 miles per hour in the Lamborghini. He was feeling like a sneaky boss. But it didn’t matter what he felt like. He needed to save Steven Junior so he could continue with the experiment he had planned from the beginning when Steven Junior was just a baby skunk. Suddenly Steven the Scientist felt like eating an ice cream. He stopped by and picked up a banana split without the bananas. Then he continued onto highway 45. He turned left. Then he turned left. Then he turned right. Then he turned left. Then he turned left and he was there! He found the tornado and he saw something that was black and white and spinning around very fast. It was Steven Junior. Yes it was but how could he stop the tornado? He needed a rope. And three buffalo and a toilet scrubber that hadn’t been used before. He couldn’t afford these things. So he decided to go home, and wait until the next day.
On the next day he overslept. He needed to hurry. Would he be able to save Steven Junior in time? Would he be able to get the supplies he needed to stop the destructive tornado and save his lifelong companion? Find out in the next chapter of The Stinky Skunk Experiment!
The Stinky Skunk Experiment
Prologue
There once was a scientist. His name was Steven. He had a pet skunk named Steven Junior. Its nickname was The Cuddly Skunk. Steven Junior the skunk liked to cuddle with Steven at night, until one night… Steven Junior heard a noise. Steven Junior went to the sliding door and began to scratch it with his sharp skunk claws. Eventually the door shattered, with pieces of glass flying all over the inside of the house, because there was a tornado that pushed the glass inside instead of outside. Steven Junior realized the noise was the tornado. Steven the scientist was still sleeping. He spilled a bottle of vegetable juice on the floor, but he didn’t clean it up because he was still sleeping. Steven Junior the skunk tried to fight the tornado with a super stinky skunk fart. As the eye of the tornado sucked him up, he released an odorous gas to repel the tornado to the west. Steven Junior the skunk had a plan. There was a gas station to the west. If the tornado reached the gas station, it would explode. That was the plan. Hopefully it would do something. At that very moment, Steven the Scientist awoke. He ran to the door and stepped on a shard of broken glass. He screamed, but it didn’t make a sound because nobody was around to hear it. Then he began to bleed, but his blood was purple for some reason. He didn’t know why, but it didn’t really matter. He needed to find a car to chase the tornado. He didn’t have a car, so he would have to steal one.
Eventually Steven the Scientist stole a car from a fat guy named Larry Jones. Larry Jones was a plumber, and he had a lot of money. Steven was a Scientist, so he was very poor. Steven cruised down the carpool lane. It was already morning, and he had eaten his daily breakfast. There wasn’t much food so he ate quickly and immediately found a car to steal. He wore a suit so he wouldn’t look like a thief. He was feeling like a sneaky boss. The tornado was headed south, even though it was supposed to go west. The plan didn’t work. There were no gas stations in the south because of the fact that there are only tumbleweeds, and tumbleweeds don’t drive cars. Steven was speeding at 120 miles per hour in the Lamborghini. He was feeling like a sneaky boss. But it didn’t matter what he felt like. He needed to save Steven Junior so he could continue with the experiment he had planned from the beginning when Steven Junior was just a baby skunk. Suddenly Steven the Scientist felt like eating an ice cream. He stopped by and picked up a banana split without the bananas. Then he continued onto highway 45. He turned left. Then he turned left. Then he turned right. Then he turned left. Then he turned left and he was there! He found the tornado and he saw something that was black and white and spinning around very fast. It was Steven Junior. Yes it was but how could he stop the tornado? He needed a rope. And three buffalo and a toilet scrubber that hadn’t been used before. He couldn’t afford these things. So he decided to go home, and wait until the next day.
On the next day he overslept. He needed to hurry. Would he be able to save Steven Junior in time? Would he be able to get the supplies he needed to stop the destructive tornado and save his lifelong companion? Find out in the next chapter of The Stinky Skunk Experiment!
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