Need a brief vent here. No offense in advance, ladies.
WOMEN!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HYROGLYPHS WHILE WEARING A BLINDFOLD AND BEING LIT ON FIRE!! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THEM OUT!? *Stand on top of a cliff and screams.*
...ahem. Needed to get that one out.
Good sir, the answer is simple. ...You don't figure them out. D8 They are like a complex puzzle and eventually the puzzle gets so complex you eventually go "F***/EFF THIS I'M OUTTA HERE", ragequit and kick the door, and then cry yourself to sleep if you feel miserable enough. ;P