Well, that was that. I've had more than enough time lying dormant doing next to nothing with my life aside from a weekend job at a supermarket checkout, and now I'm back to studying and back to using this thread as an outpost for every little complaint and consternation which pops into my head at the time of me being online.
I'm taking a distance-learning degree in the Creative Arts, the idea being that the university sends you the course materials over the post (essentially a huge ring-binder filled with excercises and assignments and thought-provoking questions about modern creative disciplines and whatnot) and you do the assignments and send them to your assigned tutor, who then gives you a tailored evaluation and grade. I'm about... two weeks in and I've been doing ok so far, but I've hit a wall with this academic paper on the significance of "place" in art. I'm not exactly sure what we're meant to take away from reading this, as the whole thing is so densely written and highly dependent on the reader's knowledge of obscure philosophical ideas and the analysis of seemingly banal pieces of contemporary art that it would be nonsensical to anyone without at least a few years of intense study behind them, surely.
Anyway, apparently this is something which I'm going to have to get used to. Now I remember why I disliked school so much.