The Stupid Instructions Game

[Fatal]

*approved by PsiUmbreon*

This is a game where you make up fake stupid instructions, and say on what product they are printed.

So, for example:

On a set of kitchen knives: WARNING: Contents may be sharp!

or

On a bag of Lay's potato chips: Instructions: Open bag, eat chips

Then the next post will rate the previous set of stupid instructions, and then post their own.

I will give the Stupid Instruction of the Week Award (every week of course) to the person who posts the stupidest and funniest instruction during that week, so try to come up with some really good ones! Ready, begin!


On a trendy clippable pen: WARNING: Do not use for climbing!

 

[ø®ΑпGЗ ♠]

6.95/10
On a Computer Keyboard
Instructions: Plug into Computer and type without looking at keys.

 

[Amaisan Axis]

Eh, 6.5/10.

NOTE: This one was on an actual product, my friend told me about it.

Hair Dryer- WARNING: Do not use while asleep!

 

[Fatal]

Yeah! I've heard that one, so- 7/10

On an ipalm PDA, WARNING: Not to be used for the use of other uses that use this product for the other use!

 

[pichuking]

8/10 eh confusing

okay about chickens WARNING DO NOT GIVE THIS BIRD ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT HAVE GAS

 

[Locke Yggdrasill]

erm... you lost me.... 5/10
on a military missle: Warning! Aim at enemy(actual warning label)

 

[Torchic23]

7/10 meh

Super Cool Frying Pan! Warning-Do not place near heat,fire or water

 

[Fatal]

Wah!- 8/10

On a Sony DVD player: WARNING! DO NOT USE DISCS NOT OF THE FORMAT NOT READIBLE BY THIS DEVICE IN THIS DEVICE THAT ARE NOT READIBLE BY THIS DEVICE!

 

[Menneb]

8/10
pants:APPLY TO LOWER BODY BY PLACING LEGS IN THE TUB-LIKE OPENINGS.BUTTON AND PLACE ZIPPER CORRECTLY AT THE TOP TO PREVENT EMBARASSMENT.

 

[Hiraitos Zero aka OCZ]

10/10
Cheese: WARNING: You WILL get banned for sniffing it eating it,even looking at this tag! Bye,banned guy.Loser.

 

[Dark Lava]

5/10

on a knife:warning kill yourself or die.

 

[Vertical Bird]

4/10

On my keybord: WARNING To reduce risk of serious injury read the safty guide. (This is really on my keybord).

 

[Torchic23]

6/10
Water;Warning,do not drink or place near mouth

 

[Dark Lava]

7/10

on light:warning may cause sereious injury.

 

[Fatal]

7/10-

On a piggy bank, WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SHOVE COIN UP PIGGY'S A*S

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

7/10

On a computer mouse, WARNING: DON'T FEED THIS PEICE OF TECHNOLOGY TO A FELINE!

 

[Nylf]

8/10

Actual Instruction:
Hair Dryer- DO NOT USE IN THE SHOWER!

ROFLLAI

 

[Junahia]

7/10

Okay, this was an actual one I've seen

It was a Korean Knife, and it said: "Warning: Keep out of children."

I think they lost something in the Translation there.

 

[Dark Lava]

3/10

on 3-d glasses-warning may cause seizures.

 

[Mewtwo's Guardian Demon]

8/10.

(This is an actual one I found) On a child's Superman cape: "This garment will not make you fly."

~MGD. ;150;