The Stupidest-er story ever

[Calcos the Destroyer]

Once upon a time, there was a pokemon trainer named Ash. He died. There was a Pikachu too, but he got smashed by a block of cheese because... I like cheese. There were some n00bs who traveled with short-lived Ash, But one, The ho who was destined to be portrayed in AAML's and hentai, Misty, was almost erased completel from the whole poorly-thought-of plot. She was replaced by another ho, May.

Brock, The one who's IQ=1 Rock, Also outlived his purpose, but still stuck around. Then, suddenly, a UFO crash-landed on their heads and flattened them all. Finally, the writers thought of something good. Then the planet Earth incinerated and was gone. Then it reappeared, only without the retarded story you just read.

 

[Kalavinka]

Uh oh, Calcos alert.

You can't be serious here. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! If it's meant to be funny, then it fails. I'll let the pros and mods handle this...

EDIT: You were trying to parody one of the other threads, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?!

~DS ;121;;373;

 

[Calcos the Destroyer]

It's not meant to be funny. It's meant to be stupid. Read.

 

[Kalavinka]

Did you not read my edit?

~DS ;121;;373;

 

[Dragonfree]

Sorry, but if you write something with the purpose of being stupid, don't post it here. Keep it to yourself or to people who like stupidity.