The stupidist story ever

[Golde]

One day a girl named Rebecca and a boy named Joel were walking down the street. They were also both demented when it comes to love. They hated and loved each other, yet none of them knew. Joel also liked to give her nogies. They walked to Professor halfwits lab. He was the neighborhood idiot. He also loved to fart. They walked into his lab. He was 153 years old and looked like Santa Claus. His real name was Scanta Klaus Halfwit. He charged you 8,972,076.78 for a pokemon. Expensive, huh? Joel belonged to Halfwitsamoron.net, so he knew how to “persuade” him. They walked into Hws lab.
“Duhhhhhhhhhh...(You can pretty much guess how it goes on for the next 3 minutes, with the occasional burp.)I`m Projeser halwhite...Duuhhh.(Another 5 minutes) what’s your name?
“I`m your gtreat-grandson, Joel. The one who doesn`t need mental therapy
“George?’
“Joel.”
“James?”
“JOEL!”
“Potatoes?”
“I want to kill you right now.”
“We all do Julia. Now where da mone”
“Ohh, sorry. Those balls arent polished. You know what that means.”
“An 1.452% drop in value, along with your porthole, Now GIVE ME MONEY SOS I CAN GET DRUNKS!”
“Stupid website. Uhh look! BEER~!”
“Where!”
He grabbed the balls containing Treeko and Mudkip. He ran with Rebecca.
They were also orphans and their “father” was Halfwhit.
They walked down the path and realeased their pokemon. The treeko ran up a tree and murdered and devoured a Caterpie. The Mudkip began to float in midair and shot red beams from its eyes.
“SWEET!” They both yelled. They walked forward
If ur gonna vote, post.

part 2 http://www.serebiiforums.com/showpost.php?p=2862412&postcount=7

 

[Calcos the Destroyer]

W. T. F. is this?

 

[pokeplayer984]

I think I know what's going on. The person is trying to make the stupidest story ever. (Thus, the title.)

I don't think that's a good idea. I can just see the debaters coming in right now.

 

[ø®ΑпGЗ ♠]

Actually it is "The stupidist story ever"
Uhhhhh, it's a bit too random and short. Why didn't they grab all three balls instead of just two?

 

[Calcos the Destroyer]

Actually it is "The stupidist story ever"
Uhhhhh, it's a bit too random and short. Why didn't they grab all three balls instead of just two?

Exactly. It's a stupid story. I think I'll post one!

 

[Kutie Pie]

Oh yes, I agree with pokeplayer984. The debaters'll come.

*singing*
BAD BOY BAD BOY!
WATCHA GONNA DO
WATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU? *trails off*

Me and my bad jokes...

Well, looks like you tried to make a dumb story on purpose, seeing as there's no description. It's so random, it HURTS. And not laughing hurts. I mean...learning hurts. Actually, brain hurts. Aw forget it. What I'm trying to say is:

If you want to make the stupidest story ever, put in funny description, make the characters funnier and...Try not to break the fourth wall (whatever that is). Seriously, this is about to scream "BREAKING FOURTH WALL! NO ONE'LL STOP ME!" any minute now if this continues. So...improve. This'll close if you DON'T REVIEW! If my English teacher was here, he'd get a heart attack. Please, description's good for your heart. Remember that. I wish you luck on improving unless this closes.

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♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!

 

[Golde]

They walked down the small road with their possessed pokes from Hell. The treeko turned red and ate a Yanma. The mudkip kniocked over a few trees. They walked into the first pokemon center they found. There were 20 muscular guys lifting up bars with plates with Nurse Joys on the end.
"I dont want to know..." Rebecca said
"CAN WE PLEASE GWET SOME FOOD!" Joel yelled
"Yeah sure." Nurse Joy jumped off and displaced the weight so the guy fell over and the joys were on top of him.
"Can we get some grub?" Joel said
"Sure"


Nurse Joy brought out a plate with Maggots and Larvae and BBQ sauce.
Rebecca ran to the bathroom to puke.
"WHAT THE H#@!$^"
"You wantred grub."
"I wanted something to eat!"
"ohhh. Should said so"


She brought out a cynderblock.
"WTF!!!"
"You can eat this"
"If I had diamond teeth"
"Ohh, ya dont?"
"NO!!!! ook. I want a pancake"
"ok"


She brought out a pann with a cake in it.
"Thats it were leaving goodbye"
"Have a nice daaay!"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kutie Pie
"BREAKING FOURTH WALL! NO ONE'LL STOP ME!"

Im putting that in my sig.

 

[xyzman123]

This is the stupidest story evur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dilasc]

This... well, it's actually not thje stupidest story ever. You see, because you tried to write the biggest piece of horse crud to ever smear all over the planet in its turdy goodness, you ended up just sounding like a n00b story. I can think of plenty more stupid stories than this, even if they try to make sense, and fail at it miserably.

Anyway, time to suggest that you go out there and read. Seriously, go find siome good stories and entertain yourself for a few hours on them and their literary tug. You might enjoy them, believe it or not. It could also help you TRY to improve. If you do that, you'll wind up being able to write the stupidest story ever, mainly because you'll be trying to do a good job, but in the end, you'll still probably stink at it. Isn't this some awkward logic?

 

[Golde]

each one I made in 30 seconds, I timed it. If i REALLY wanted to make the stupidist story, I could

 

[Overwhelming_Latias]

This isn't even a fanfic.

Firstly, why the hell is there a poll in the thread?

Secondly, the chapter is less that a page in MSWord.

Thirdly, it's just plain bloody terrible. I've seen six-year old children write with more flair that that. No description, badly-written, no development of characters...

So that leads me to ask you, why the hell have you posted this fic? Are you trying to mock the fanfic community? What is it you really hope to achieve with your fic?

I'm alerting a mod to this. Ciao.

-OL

 

[Dragonfree]

If you're interested in making the stupidest story ever, please do so privately with your friends, not here in the fanfiction forum. We're writing serious stuff here.