Yes it's Pokemon related. Trust me this one shot will make you laugh at least once when the funny parts come up. So please read and review I'm sure you guys will enjoy it. Also very long. 18 pages worth!
I decided to add a music theme to help set the mood. http://www.teamartail.com/music/sa2vocal/sa2v07.ram --Needs Realplayer and thank Team Artail!
The Thanksgiving Dinner War!
It was November 23, 2005 and it was now night and we check on Eggman and his badniks preparing for tomorrow for Thanksgiving dinner. All the Egg Pawns were dressed as pilgrims and they all were happily decorating the base for the festivities of tomorrow. Eggman and his five top henchbots were in the kitchen and Eggman wearing a chef’s hat and white apron was happily preparing some mash potatoes while Boquo, and Dequo looked like really skinny pilgrims while Bomb and Heavy looked like real fat ones.
“Ohoho! I just love the holiday season! As much as I love to try to conquer the world I have to admit me and that hedgehog and his pals do have a nice Thanksgiving dinner together every year,”
“Except this year were spending it alone doctor between us,” reminded Boquo.
“And we can’t get turkeys to eat since this world has none,” added Dequo glum.
Eggman stopped and immediately got a bit annoyed with the fact that he couldn’t get any delicious turkey to eat but nonetheless just ignored it and said,
“Who needs turkey when you got your family? After all we should be thankful for everything we have and all. Plus it is also time for my yearly donations to the world for a nice Thanksgiving diner as well,”
His henchbots knew that despite him building armies of deadly robots, trying to conquer the world, and being a big bad guy he was also kind and nice whenever it was a holiday or a special day.
“Dr. R. We have a gift to give for this year’s thanksgiving,” shouted Bomb in delight.
“Yeah Dr. Robotnik we got...dun dun dun! A TURKEY!” Shouted Heavy in delight as he then held out behind his back what appeared to be a frozen turkey you could usually find in the supermarket.
“A Turkey! But how!? There aren’t any turkeys in this world?” Asked Eggman confused.
“Let’s just say it took us a while and a lot of Chaos Drives to build a working transporter,” said Bomb as he put the turkey on the table.
“Perfect! Oh Bokkun I need you to get some groceries from me from the Petalburg Supermarket,”
“Why there?” Asked the young delivery robot.
“Cause I think they are selling some great pumpkin pies for us to eat made by some famous lady called Caroline something and they are only sold on that town...anyways get us the pies and while you’re at it some stuffing, string bean, and you know the drill.=,” Shouted Eggman.
“Yes sir Dr. Eggman,” Bokkun happily saluted before leaving the kitchen room.
“Oh and Bokkun would you mind to take the turkey? I don’t want to cook it right now and it seems I can’t fit anymore things in the fridge and I don’t want none of them badniks here or Egg Pawns for that matter to eat It while I’m not looking,” said Eggman as he handed Bokkun a large turkey covered by a clear wrapper.
Bokkun left and now we check on Fang, Bean, and Bark and they were in their home base just relaxing away watching some football when suddenly Fang said,
“So...what do we do for Thanksgiving?”
“All I know is a nice turkey wouldn’t hurt in my belly,” said Bark as his belly suddenly growled.
“Well I may be a duck but even I am a little hungry for a turkey too,” said Bean.
The three sighed with boredom and hunger till suddenly a phone rang. Fang rushed to pick it up and once he did he said,
“Hello and are in need in services of TTT which in case if you’re stupid means Team Triple Trouble!”
“Hey Fang! It’s Domino!”
“Oh hi Domino,” Fang got nervous when talking to Domino as he had a crush for her and all.
“Hey guys! Just called to say to have a great Thanksgiving! I hope you enjoy it guys!”
“Thanks. What about you? Who you spending it with?” Asked Fang.
“Well...no one just myself really,” and Fang could tell she was sad. Suddenly he the thought of something to cheer her up.
“Why don’t we come over for Thanksgiving? Me and the boys will keep you company?”
“Thanks Fang! I really appreciate it” Replied Domino before both hanged up.
“Boys we were heading to Domino’s at her apartment for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow so that means-“
“NO MORE LOUSY TAKE OUT!” Shouted Bean and Bark.
Meanwhile we check on our gang who were in May’s house getting ready for Thanksgiving as well. We first check on the Ed’s who were in the basement of the house and Double-D was seen sewing stuff.
“Who knew Espio knows so much about his world’s history? I never knew that their were people known as Native Americans and people from countries from Europe called the pilgrims that traveled over the-“
“Double-D we don’t need another history lesson! When do you think you’ll be done with our Indian outfits?” Asked Eddy impatiently.
“Judging from so far...around tomorrow. I do wish we can also try a delicious meal of what they call a turkey?” Replied Double-D as he went back to work.
"I also hope my Funniest video gets a good shot,” said Eddy as he stared at his video-camera.
Meanwhile we see Ash, May, Brendan, and Drew in the living room and they were discussing their plans for Thanksgiving.
“Okay guys so what should we do for Thanksgiving tomorrow?” Asked May.
“Well...we have to still set up the decorations and stuff plus get that nice chandelier your parents got in the kitchen room ready for tomorrow night’s dinner,” answered Wally.
“Maybe we should invite our parents too?” Suggested Wally.
“Great idea! I wonder how the Chaotix are doing with the grocery stuff.” Shouted Ash.
“They should be almost done by now,” said Drew.
Meanwhile at a local supermarket in town we see Vector in human form followed by two of his trench coated partners Espio and Charmy trying to get some groceries and food for May’s mom Caroline to cook for Thanksgiving dinner.
“Is there a turkey in here?” Asked Charmy.
“NO! That’s like the twenty third time I told you already!” Shouted Vector as he put in cans of stuffing in his cart,”
“More like twenty four,” stated Espio.
“Whatever! Point is we gotta get the goods and get ready for tomorrow night’s dinner! Oh I can’t wait to see Jennifer again!” Shouted Vector in delight.
Charmy being the impatient little kid he was just whined till he saw what appeared to be a turkey on another cart filled with other stuff. Then he asked himself,
“I though Vector said there was no turkeys?”
Suddenly he saw an angel like bee who looked like himself sitting on his left shoulder and a red devil like metal robotic version of himself in the other.
“Take the turkey! You do like Turkey kid?” Suggested the red metal devil.
“No! That is wrong and you know it is Charmy Bee,” reminded the angel.
“Kid Vector said there were no turkeys in this world and there is one right in that kart. Who knows it might be the only one in this world. Don’t you like making wishes on your wish bones every year?”
“Umm...I have to think logically because that’s what a good ninja must know said Espio so...let’s see. We have one turkey over there so that might mean there are more then one turkeys so...I think that person can always get another one so...” with that Charmy took the turkey and ran off after Vector.
“No good can come off this,” said Charmy’s personal angel as he saw Bokkun walk towards the same cart where the turkey was.
“Let’s see I got more mash potatoes, stuffing, string beans, pumpkin pies, and now to check on my turkey...which was just right here a minute ago,” Bokkun immediately ran to pay for his food and started to see who might have took it and he saw the Chaotix and Charmy holding a turkey.
“I can’t beat them on my own...I better tell Dr. Eggman,” thought Bokkun as he placed all the cans and two pies into his carrier bag and took off with his jetpack towards the base. When the Chaotix got back to May’s house they got a surprise.
“WE GOT TURKEY!” Shouted everyone who was at home at the time at the Chaotix.
“Yep. Tomorrow night us family and friends are gonna have a grand spanking time,” shouted Vector and they all were just pleased.
Meanwhile Eggman wasn’t exactly happy to know that the one and only turkey they had in this world was going to be enjoyed by his enemies.
“Curses! Tomorrow we pilgrims set sail towards that house and retrieve the turkey!” Shouted Eggman as he went towards his bedroom. All of his hecnhbots listened and obeyed. Bomb and Heavy who currently right now looked like bloated fat pilgrims in their blue pilgrim suit and hat were mad.
“Man our turkey was stolen? And by those five kids?”
“That’s what Bokkun tells us. So we robotic pilgrims are about to give those stealing pests a lesson in the history books! Except the fact we pilgrims are gonna take our turkey back and to give them pests some thankful thinking as they should want to thank Chaos their alive right now!”
The next morning...
“Nice traditional clothing Double-D,” commented Brendan as everyone in the current May household except the Chaotix were now wearing traditional Native American clothing. They all wore moccasins, with various colors like brown, white, orange, and yellow. Plus they all wore red feathers upon their hair. And wore sandals showing their bare feet besides Ed who just wore white socks along with his.
“Thanks. I suppose we celebrate Thanksgiving like how the Native Americans did as Espio told me,” replied Double-D.
“I can’t wait to eat that turkey! If Vector said it was that delicious I hope I get a good taste of it,” shouted Eddy as he ran off.
“Where you going?” Asked Wally.
“Just to call a friend! That’s all!” Answered Eddy as he continued running.
“So what do we do till then guys?” Asked Max.
“Well we could watch the annual parade I think this year it...in right here in Petalburg!” Shouted May in excitant.
“Gee May are you always this excited for the holidays?” Asked Drew with his usual boldness.
“Well what do you think? Of course! I always love to be with my family and friends and well...this year were all together! Like one big giant happy family,” Shouted May in joy as she hugged Ash, Brendan, Drew, and Wally causing for Ash, Brendan, and Wally to blush a lot while for Drew to blush a tiny hard to see bit.
“I can’t wait for the gravy!” Shouted Ed.
“Well that was expected lumpy. It is after all Thanksgiving.” said Eddy as he got back into the living room.
“So...what now?” Said Ash.
They all looked at each other bored. Suddenly someone knocked the door. They all walked over and Eddy opened the door and they saw Bokkun in the front door.
“What do you want?” Asked Eddy suspiciously.
“Dr. Eggman has a message for you kids,” and quickly just hauled the TV over and Eddy held it as he pressed the power button. Eggman who was dressed in a black pilgrim suit complete with a black hat to match in an area that looked like a backyard with lots of fallen leaves and yellow grass, and a sandbag barricade behind him. He then spoke,
“Hello you turkey stealing greedy pests! I want my turkey to eat for Thanksgiving dinner and I want it now you pests! Hand it over or else the Eggman Empire will have to ruin your dinner the hard way! And I’m usually happy for the holidays but anyone who messes with Dr. Robotnik messes with the entire empire! Ahem. This message was brought to you by the Eggman Empire which is not responsible for its content...except this part! BOOM!”
With that said the TV blew up in front of Eddy’s face leaving a smoky faced dressed up Native American who loved jawbreakers, sweets, and money.
“Bye loser!” Said Bokkun as he went off in his jetpack. Eddy furious tried to tackle him like a football player but Double-D, Ed, Ash, Drew, Brendan, and Wally jumped on him and made sure he wouldn’t go chasing after the little robot.
“Let it go...we stole that turkey? No way! He’s just jealous we have a delicious turkey to eat while he doesn’t!” Shouted Ash.
“True...was it me but where he was from that message...it looked like he was in our big backyard...oh boy,” said May as they all ran towards the back of the house. Back to before when Eggman and, Boquo, Dequo, Heavy, Bomb and two Egg Pawns arrived at the backyard all dressed up as colonists would back then.
“Were going to launch groceries at them?” Asked Boquo confused.
“Groceries? More like our dinner.” Added Dequo.
“You cluck heads will see. Now to...what the? What are you doing here weasel along with your three uninvited guests?
Fang, Bean, Bark, and Domino were standing right behind them and then Fang said,
“Well doc you see-“
We now check on Fang, Bean, and Bark from earlier before and they were on Fang’s air bike the Marvelous Queen heading over to Domino’s apartment in Viridian City when suddenly they saw the Egg Mobile with Eggman and his robots all stuffed in heading towards another direction.
“I wonder where Robotnik is heading towards?” Asked Bark curiously
“Maybe we’ll go after them to find out but first we’ll get Domino to come with us I guess. We might as well have some fun with whatever plans Dr. Robotnik got,” said Fang as he made his way.
Eventually when they arrived they managed to convince her to come along and come back later for dinner and they were now behind some sand bags as general Eggman was looking over the area to with binoculars to see if their was anything in his ways.
“Good. Now you Bomb and Heavy sneak in to the house, find the turkey and, and get out and we go home for dinner,”
Fang thought “Turkey egh? This is my chance to get some good food for me and Domino for a romantic Thanksgiving dinner! I gotta work with this old guy first,”
Bomb and Heavy nodded and slowly walked across the big backyard and was about to get in when suddenly out the back door there was something being pushed. A large wooden catapult and what was on it was three big pumpkins and while that happened Eddy ran out towards the middle of the yard and put a video camera on a post that had a good view of the whole backyard and back porch as he leaned it against a fence and then hit the record button and mumbled,
“This is going to be good,”
Then Eggman said, “What the?”
Double-D then shouted “Release!”
Suddenly the catapult fired and a pumpkin landed right on Heavy, Bomb, and Eggman’s head! The gang quickly pulled Double-D’s invention back. Loud voices of yelling and mumbling could be heard from Eggman’s pumpkin which was only translated as, “Attack!”
The two Egg Pawns holding machine guns immediately began firing but....nothing came out. Eggman just then managed to pull the pumpkin off his head and then shouted,
“Grr.....You two pumpkin heads retreat and I’ll form the next attack!”
Bomb and Heavy in their confused states just kept bumping into each other and the fence till they both finally tripped over a sandbag. Then Eggman pulled the pumpkins off of them and took the two machine guns and reloaded them with pumpkin seeds. The seven members of our gang walked out towards the wooden back porch and then Eddy shouted,
“Ha take that pumpkin and eggs for brains!”
“Umm Eddy I wouldn’t really taunt him If I were you,” suggested Max who was watching it all inside the house from an open window.
“What’s the worse that could happen?” Said a grinning Eddy.
Suddenly the two Egg pawn pilgrim bots fired from their red machine guns...pumpkin seeds? Very fast too which caused our gang to yelp in pain as they ran back inside the house except Eddy who was still ignorant enough to stand outside.
“OW! YEOW! OUCH! NOT THERE! YEOWW! MOMMY! YESH! OOH! OW!”
Then Double-D ran back outside and pulled him in to the house. Eggman then smiled and shouted,
“Ha ha! Victory is ours! We can now get our turkey!”
Suddenly Ash, and Brendan came back out holding a pot of gravy and then shouted,
“Who wants hot eggs?”
They both then heaved the hot scorching burning gravy at the robots and Eggman except for Team Triple Trouble and Domino who just stepped back were drenched in very extreme heat cooked gravy.
“HOT! HOT! HOT! YEOW! THAT GRAVY WAS HOT! STOP DROP AND ROLL!” Was what Eggman and his top four robots were yelling. The Egg Pawns just deactivated due to the extreme heat of it all. The gang just laughed while Ed just mourned over the loss of gravy. Eventually they cooled down and weren’t really happy.
“We pilgrims are going to take over that...turkey!” Barked Heavy.
“I don’t think so! We Native Americans got plenty more where that came from!” Shouted Brendan.
“And so do we!” Shouted Dequo as he picked up a large bag of supplies.
“Well were still going to win!” Shouted May
“No we pilgrims are going to win...the war for a great Thanksgiving dinner!” Barked Bomb.
“Well this is new...war for the only turkey to eat for Thanksgiving dinner,” said Drew sarcastically.
“Done!” Shouted Eddy.
Eggman and troops went back behind their sandbag defense while Ash and the gang just closed the backyard door to discuss their next plan in the kitchen. Eventually when both sides emerged Eggman then shouted,
“Lieutenant Bean throw the pumpkin bombs at the house!”
“Aye aye General Robotnik!” Said Bean as he tossed three pumpkins full of bombs at the house.
They quickly went back inside but shut the door on poor Eddy who was the last one about to get in and who then took out a sign that red, “Mommy!”
BOOM!”
When the gang came back out they saw Eddy in his Native American costume all charred with tons of pieces of pumpkin on him, along with pumpkin seeds and juice. The gang then retaliated with shooting small miniature pumpkin pies with whip cream and two cheeries and even managed to hit Boquo, Dequo, Bomb, Heavy, and Eggman in the face which they now looked like they had two cherries for eyes and a white snow like face. The five immediately then got angry and steamed and soon while they went to find a napkin to see the gang laughed and head back in for more defense.
Back inside we see them discussing the next move. “I say we just give them the turkey. I mean we all had Thanksgivings before without ever hearing of one or eating one. Why start now?” Suggested Drew. The others seemed to agree till Eddy shouted,
“NO! We have turkey and we are going to enjoy it like a family! Besides me getting shot by tons of pumpkin seeds, and having three pumpkins blow up, along with a TV on you isn’t really that great just to ignore,”
“I suppose Eddy. So what’s your next plan of attacks Ash?” Asked Double-D.
“Guys I have a plan! Why don’t we just give them....The El Mongo!” Shouted Ed.
“The what?” Replied Ash, May, Brendan, Wally, and Drew.
“El Mongo? Boy We Ed’s haven’t made that kind of thing for a while...it could and probably will work,” said Double-D.
“What exactly is ....the El Mongo?” Asked Wally.
“That’s for us Ed’s to know and for you guys to see. Ed’s to the basement and stall Eggman and his goons in the meantime guys!” Shouted Eddy .The three then ran off towards the basement while we check on Eggman and his troops outside talking behind sandbags.
“Alright no more Mr. Nice guy. Time I execute plan...BS!”
“Plan BS?” Said everybody confused on his side.
Eggman then pulled out of his bag what appeared to be a bunch of....
“HOLY! THOSE ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE TASTE BUD DESTROYING FOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERY WORLD AND ALL ITS DIMENSIONS!” Shouted Bean in surprise of what he saw.
“Brussels sprouts,’ grinned Eggman evilly. “Nack I want you to shoot some of these vile vegetables into those pests mouths once you see them. I want to make the feel rotten when they can’t feel any flavor except the nastiness of this putrid vegetable! Ohohoho!”
“Well do doc. After all I think I would like to try this target practice on a certain green haired kid who for some reasons shouldn’t be copying my strong points,” grinned Nack as he took out his gun and took out bullets and managed to reload as much Brussels spouts as he could into a tiny little shot and saved the rest as one shot was needed to make your stomach tremble and puke in horror.
Both sides eventually emerged ready to attack. The gang first fired a wave of....string beans...except they were fired fro Drew in his Chaos Form in his own handgun.
“What are they firing?” Said Eggman as he took off his dark blue sunglasses to take a look. Apparently he shouldn’t have done that because as soon as he did two strings beans managed to be shot into his eyes and he only yelped, “OW!”
The robots also got hit in their metal eyes too and retreated back as well for the fact Eggman programmed emotion into them and all. Even Fang got hit in the eye and muttered,
“Stupid green eye hurting beans,”
Eggman and his robots were hiding behind sandbags till the assault was over then they all started to cheer leaving their mouths wide open.....too bad Nack managed to shoot a piece of Brussels sprouts into Drew’s mouth then Brendan’s as well. Nack quickly reloaded and managed to fire a piece into Ash and Wally’s mouth too and they all soon realized what they just suddenly swallowed.
“...NOT BRUSSEL SPROUTS! ANYTHING BUT THAT!” Shouted Ash as he, Brendan and Wally ran inside with a green face and quickly ran back inside the house.
May then asked,
“You like Brussels Sprouts Drew?”
“I grew up eating it. I guess I have a thing for all vegetables even though I don’t understand why they don’t like a good healthy vegetable. Oh well,’ said Drew as he and May went back inside only to hear,
“I’M USING THE BATHROM! PUKE IN YOUR HAT KETCHUM!”
“NO WAY! YOU PUKE ON YOUR SHIRT I MEAN AFTER ALL IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT NAPKIN YOU’RE WEARING WOOD!”
“NO WAY TOO! BIRCH PUKE ON YOUR SELF!”
“NO WAY AS WELL! NOW GET OFF MY WAY YOU TWO!”
“NO!” Barked the other two and they were all struggling to simply open a doorknob on a door with a plaque that red, “Bathroom.” Suddenly Ed came out of the basement and shouted,
“We need stinky socks and onions!”
Everyone else in the room just had a real confused face and stared at Ed. Then May mumbled,
“Makes me wonder what this El Mongo thing is even more,”
Ash, Brendan, and Wally couldn’t hold it in anymore so all three ran to the sink and puked nasty Brussels sprouts out.
“That has got to be Fang’s best move he pulled on us yet,” coughed out Wally.
Suddenly Ed walked over and picked up the puked Brussels sprouts and said,
“Respect your vegetables!” With that said Ed went back down to the basement to meet with the other two Ed’s. While all of that was happening we see Eggman, along with his four robots, and Team Triple Trouble with Domino laughing like crazy!
“Ohohohohohoho! Now that was funny! I have to admit that was more funny when I played the prank on this world when they thought a so called Space Colony Ark was going to crash into this place and everybody will be killed from my grandfather Prof. Gerald Robotnik when I played that tape worldwide on Halloween this year! Muhaha! I love creating chaos! Soon the Eggman Empire will retrieve the only turkey to eat in this world and will have a Thanksgiving feast fit for a ruler!”
Back inside we check on the gang and Ash, Wally, and Brendan were checking on their tongues to see if they’re taste buds suffered any casualties from the nauseous atrocious Brussels sprouts eaten earlier. When they were finally done checking their poor taste buds they went to May and said,
“Maybe we should give them the turkey,”
“NOO!” Yelled a voice from downstairs that sounded like Eddy’s.
“...Hey do you guys hear something?” Replied May.
Everyone then ran towards the front yard and saw the annual Thanksgiving parade. The pilgrims and the Native Americans stared at each other before both sides replied,
“Break time!”
Suddenly Ed came out and he was holding a turkey wrapped in foil and stuff and was eating a banana in the other and shouted,
“Look big balloons!”
He suddenly dropped his banana and walked forward only to slip on it and then the turkey went flying and fell into one of the parade carts and because of the rubbery floor bounced high and then landed on top of a giant Pikachu float on one of the moving carts.
“THE TURKEY!” Yelled both sides. Eggman along with his robotic hencbots dressed in early American colonial attire ran after it while our Native American gang took pursuit while Fang and co also chased after the turkey. They ran through crowds of people and were pushing each other out of the way.
“Get out of my way puny!” shouted Heavy as he tried to get past Wally.
“Get out of my way green hair!” shouted Bomb as he tried to get past Drew.
Frankly this was one crazy chase scene as they were all pushing, shoving, and even tackling each other to make sure they get to the turkey first! It was pretty weird and chaotic and Eddy was following them all behind and mumbled,
“I’m glad I set up a camera in the kitchen room too. That, and those other scenes has gotta make me win the Funniest Video prize for tonight’s Thanksgiving special! One hundred thousand bucks!”
The chase continued and we see Eggman and Brendan were in the league. Brendan then commented,
“You know for a fat guy you run pretty fast,”
“WHAT YOU SAY! At least I don’t have a speck of white on any of my hairs unlike you boy!”
They both picked up the pace and both finally arrived onto the float and saw the turkey lying on top of the Pikachu’s head.
“There’s only one way to settle this boy,” said Eggman with an evil grin.
“And what’s that Eggman?”
Eggman then took out a walkie talkie and called for something. Next thing you know a bunch of Egg Pawns drop out of the sky holding tool boxes and begin building something fast with the tools they had in their tool boxes. Eventually they were done building a large screen TV, two Dance Dance Revolution pads, and wires connecting over the back of the machines and large TV and then Eggman shouted,
“TIME FOR A......GROOVE SHOWDOWN!”
“This is so wrong,” mumbled Brendan as he stepped up to his dance pad. The song chosen was....Super Sonic Dance Attack!
Techno music started to come and they both waited for the machine to load. People on the streets watched with very mixed reactions and Eddy was just taping it all on a video camera.
“You better shake your booty Brendan Birch if you want to get our turkey dinner!” shouted May. Brendan just sweat-dropped when hearing that remark and then started placing his feet on the right pads. Eggman was doing it too.
His four robots and the rest of the gang got on and started to dance too the music as well to pass the time. It was very very weird. Eddy cracking up at site just recorded it all with his video camera and he just mumbled,
“I’m so gonna win that one hundred thousand dollars in Funniest Video tonight! This stuff is gold!”
“Ha! I’m so far in the lead kid! I can’t wait to say the most famous line when I come out victor in the dancing match,” shouted Eggman as he was moving his feet like crazy.
“You got served?” Answered Brendan as he was moving his feet as well.
“Yes that’s the one and well let’s see if you can keep up to the beat!”
Both were now dancing like mad hard trying to score and yet unknown to them when they were done playing...it was Brendan who won by one point.
“You got served!” Shouted Brendan as he went to take his turkey...however it was already gone. They all turned back and saw Fang and co running back to the house turkey in hand and then they all yelled,
“Retreat and attack!”
They all ran back after him and were pretty annoyed too. Fang just kept running and running and thought,
“Well this is awkward,”
Fang and co made it back into the house via the basement window...only to see one of the biggest stink bombs in their life.
“Well.....that’s big,” muttered Bark.
Domino then took the turkey to get to the Marvelous Queen while Fang, Bean, and Bark just continued to stare at it. Suddenly our gang got back and Eggman tried to get in...only to get stuck and have his four robots push him in and his four robots managed to squirm in the basement window only to stop to admire the giant stink bomb which was very huge. It looked like a giant green mini blimp as big as half a room. Everyone who saw it were just confused and though weird stuff out of the Ed’s latest useful invention.
Double-D just had no choice but this was the best strategic move so he then said, “Drew...fire a bullet into the El Mongo,”
“WHAT!? Double-D I forgot my jawbreakers in there!” Shouted Eddy annoyed. “We could just get them,” said Ed. “For once lumpy has said something right!” Answered Eddy. The three Ed’s then went inside to grab a jawbreaker but then Drew then went into his Chaos Form and then with his handgun was about to pull the trigger but stopped to smirk and say,
“Well looks like those three are going to need to get some deodorant later,” and with that said Drew fired a bullet into the El Mongo stink bomb and immediately kicked the basement window shut and everybody inside the basement only said the same thing.
“IT’S GOING TO BLOW BIG TIME!”
BAM!
We check on Domino who was holding the turkey and was about to get to the backyard door when suddenly the whole house shook like crazy as she heard and then mumbled,
“Maybe I should check on them,” and with that said she raced back down to the basement only to close the door shut hard quickly and run outside to the rest of the gang to look out the basement window and we see everybody piled up on each other in green lime gas and all looked like if they were ready to puke except Ed. Inside....
“This is one of those times I wish Dr. Robotnik didn’t program us to smell,” said Bomb as he was on the way bottom all dazed out in horror.
“That...was a big ripper,” muttered our Australian sniper Fang.
“No kidding! That stink bomb though stinks like hell right now but was excellent for a bomb!” Shouted Bean.
“When I get out of here I’m so getting flower boy payback with a prank as stinky as this,” mumbled Eddy.
“This smells like fresh cut flowers in a spring valley with rainbows,” said Ed. Everyone in the basement just stared at him.
“Doctor...do you have any deodorant on you?’ Asked Dequo.
“Or cologne perhaps?’ Added Boquo.
“Will all of you just shut up and get off?” Barked Eggman annoyed.
Back outside we see that gang with weird faces and everybody outside just stared at each other. Suddenly May notices Domino holding the turkey and then grabbed it from here and runs back inside the house. Domino purses while the rest of the gang follows. When they reach inside they all are playing a game of Aipom in the middle and it seemed Domino was the Aipom.
Half hour later....
We now see Vector, Charmy, and Espio along with Jennifer open the door and as soon as they open it the three are hit in the face by pumpkin pies.
“Who did that! I swear there going to get a Chaotix beat down by me!” Barked Vector as he took the pie out of his face.
“...Oops our bad Vector,” replied Brendan.
“What’s going on around here?” Asked Espio suspicious.
“We’ll let you guys take a look,” said Drew as he led the four into the kitchen. When they arrived they saw a cage over a turkey and they heard what could be interpreted as,
“FORE!” Shouted by May as they hear a metal hammer hitting something like squash and soon only to hear muffled sounds by a certain egg shaped scientist who recently got squash landed on his head. Soon various sounds of someone strong as a boxer like Bark was lifting something and tossing it to later hear Ed shout out,
“Mmmm watermelon!”
“What the heck is going on around here?’ Asked Jennifer.
“For being a detective I’m deducing that....it’s a pre Thanksgiving food fight?’ Said Espio confused.
The four then took a look outside only for Vector and Espio to get smacked by in the head by frozen mash potatoes. They both then got hit by peas and a carrot making their faces look like appeared to be something you see on a snowman’s face...except with vegetables.
Then Vector lost his cool and immediately screamed out,
“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT DAMN IT!” WHY ARE WE TOSSING OUR GRUB WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOSSING TO OUR BELLIES INSTEAD!?” And his eyes went bloodshot and he went twitching and everybody even Eggman went silent.
Finally Eggman spoke up, “Because those stupid brats stole that turkey we have and we want to eat it!”
“That is not true Vector! You guys got it fair and square right?’ Asked Wally.
“Yes but.............Charmy? How exactly did you get the only turkey in this word anyways?” Asked Espio.
“All I know is that I found this turkey in a shopping cart and that’s it,” replied Charmy.
Awkward silence then fell as the wind breezed past everyone in the backyard.....it was really awkward while Eggman stared at the Chaotix who then felt weird at the moment....then Bokkun came by and took Eddy’s video cameras and went off flying somewhere yet Eddy wasn’t paying attention....then Bomb and Heavy finally said,
“So....what’s up Vector, Charmy, and Espio?”
With that said everybody anime fell. Eventually....we see Eggman and his four robots sitting on one side of a table and the gang on the other discussing what to do.
“So....what are we to do about the turkey?” Asked Eggman.
“Well.....we could always share the turkey for Thanksgiving dinner...I wish I have thought of that earlier,” suggested Double-D who also sat opposite of Eggman. The pilgrims agreed and so did the Native Americans so they both shook hands. Everyone else like the Chaotix and Triple Trouble just agreed.
Later till evening that day...
We see a very large table being set in the dining room and we see many people sitting with their family and friends invited over. Ash and his mom. May and her parents. Wally along with his aunt, and uncle. Drew by...well by himself. The Ed’s together. The Triple Trouble. The Chaotix. And finally Eggman sitting with his five robots as he sat on the end he held a large knife and was carving out a slice of turkey for each person to eat. The war ended and the Native American and pilgrims finally made peace for one night for a peaceful, thankful Thanksgiving dinner. While waiting for the food Bokkun suddenly shouted out,
“Hey! Why don’t we watch Hoenn’s Funniest Videos?”
“Oh man...that just reminded me I forgot to send those tapes,” said Eddy.
Bokkun then set a TV on moving table and set it near the middle the diner table and turned it on. The host Kin Al was showing now the tape that won one hundred thousand dollars.
“And the winner of the one hundred thousand dollars is........Bokkun Robotnik for The Thanksgiving War which happens to be one of the longest and funniest tapes we have ever seen in our whole life!”
Eddy just dropped his jaws as he saw Bokkun standing under piles of falling money falling out of a party ball above him.
“And what are you going to do with this one hundred thousand dollars young Robotnik?”
“I’m going to give the money to families who don’t have enough for a good proper dinner for Thanksgiving and also for orphans as well! Nobody should miss a great Thanksgiving dinner under the rule of Dr. Eggman...once he becomes in that position...anyways Happy Thanksgiving!”
The audience went aww at the young robot's kindness and then they started showing the movie which showed all the funny scenes that happened earlier today and boy were Ash, Drew, May, Wally, Brendan, Double-D, and Eddy embarrassed from it all. All except Ed that said,
“It’s the curse of the rewind Tims!”
“Well.....this Thanksgiving will surely be remembered in the years to come,” said Norman as he saw the tape.
“Wow Eggman...you were going to give families free dinners?” Asked Ash surprised.
Eggman merely chuckled and said, “Well I have to admit. A mad scientist should be nice once in a while...ahem let’s enjoy Thanksgiving dinner! Amen to Chaos!”
“Amen to Chaos? Don’t you mean Ho-Oh?” Asked Brendan confused.
“No I mean Chaos...whatever let’s just eat!”
“Amen to that. And thanks to everyone I suppose,” said Ash and May peacefully before Eggman began handing out turkey to them.
The End!
I decided to add a music theme to help set the mood. http://www.teamartail.com/music/sa2vocal/sa2v07.ram --Needs Realplayer and thank Team Artail!
The Thanksgiving Dinner War!
It was November 23, 2005 and it was now night and we check on Eggman and his badniks preparing for tomorrow for Thanksgiving dinner. All the Egg Pawns were dressed as pilgrims and they all were happily decorating the base for the festivities of tomorrow. Eggman and his five top henchbots were in the kitchen and Eggman wearing a chef’s hat and white apron was happily preparing some mash potatoes while Boquo, and Dequo looked like really skinny pilgrims while Bomb and Heavy looked like real fat ones.
“Ohoho! I just love the holiday season! As much as I love to try to conquer the world I have to admit me and that hedgehog and his pals do have a nice Thanksgiving dinner together every year,”
“Except this year were spending it alone doctor between us,” reminded Boquo.
“And we can’t get turkeys to eat since this world has none,” added Dequo glum.
Eggman stopped and immediately got a bit annoyed with the fact that he couldn’t get any delicious turkey to eat but nonetheless just ignored it and said,
“Who needs turkey when you got your family? After all we should be thankful for everything we have and all. Plus it is also time for my yearly donations to the world for a nice Thanksgiving diner as well,”
His henchbots knew that despite him building armies of deadly robots, trying to conquer the world, and being a big bad guy he was also kind and nice whenever it was a holiday or a special day.
“Dr. R. We have a gift to give for this year’s thanksgiving,” shouted Bomb in delight.
“Yeah Dr. Robotnik we got...dun dun dun! A TURKEY!” Shouted Heavy in delight as he then held out behind his back what appeared to be a frozen turkey you could usually find in the supermarket.
“A Turkey! But how!? There aren’t any turkeys in this world?” Asked Eggman confused.
“Let’s just say it took us a while and a lot of Chaos Drives to build a working transporter,” said Bomb as he put the turkey on the table.
“Perfect! Oh Bokkun I need you to get some groceries from me from the Petalburg Supermarket,”
“Why there?” Asked the young delivery robot.
“Cause I think they are selling some great pumpkin pies for us to eat made by some famous lady called Caroline something and they are only sold on that town...anyways get us the pies and while you’re at it some stuffing, string bean, and you know the drill.=,” Shouted Eggman.
“Yes sir Dr. Eggman,” Bokkun happily saluted before leaving the kitchen room.
“Oh and Bokkun would you mind to take the turkey? I don’t want to cook it right now and it seems I can’t fit anymore things in the fridge and I don’t want none of them badniks here or Egg Pawns for that matter to eat It while I’m not looking,” said Eggman as he handed Bokkun a large turkey covered by a clear wrapper.
Bokkun left and now we check on Fang, Bean, and Bark and they were in their home base just relaxing away watching some football when suddenly Fang said,
“So...what do we do for Thanksgiving?”
“All I know is a nice turkey wouldn’t hurt in my belly,” said Bark as his belly suddenly growled.
“Well I may be a duck but even I am a little hungry for a turkey too,” said Bean.
The three sighed with boredom and hunger till suddenly a phone rang. Fang rushed to pick it up and once he did he said,
“Hello and are in need in services of TTT which in case if you’re stupid means Team Triple Trouble!”
“Hey Fang! It’s Domino!”
“Oh hi Domino,” Fang got nervous when talking to Domino as he had a crush for her and all.
“Hey guys! Just called to say to have a great Thanksgiving! I hope you enjoy it guys!”
“Thanks. What about you? Who you spending it with?” Asked Fang.
“Well...no one just myself really,” and Fang could tell she was sad. Suddenly he the thought of something to cheer her up.
“Why don’t we come over for Thanksgiving? Me and the boys will keep you company?”
“Thanks Fang! I really appreciate it” Replied Domino before both hanged up.
“Boys we were heading to Domino’s at her apartment for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow so that means-“
“NO MORE LOUSY TAKE OUT!” Shouted Bean and Bark.
Meanwhile we check on our gang who were in May’s house getting ready for Thanksgiving as well. We first check on the Ed’s who were in the basement of the house and Double-D was seen sewing stuff.
“Who knew Espio knows so much about his world’s history? I never knew that their were people known as Native Americans and people from countries from Europe called the pilgrims that traveled over the-“
“Double-D we don’t need another history lesson! When do you think you’ll be done with our Indian outfits?” Asked Eddy impatiently.
“Judging from so far...around tomorrow. I do wish we can also try a delicious meal of what they call a turkey?” Replied Double-D as he went back to work.
"I also hope my Funniest video gets a good shot,” said Eddy as he stared at his video-camera.
Meanwhile we see Ash, May, Brendan, and Drew in the living room and they were discussing their plans for Thanksgiving.
“Okay guys so what should we do for Thanksgiving tomorrow?” Asked May.
“Well...we have to still set up the decorations and stuff plus get that nice chandelier your parents got in the kitchen room ready for tomorrow night’s dinner,” answered Wally.
“Maybe we should invite our parents too?” Suggested Wally.
“Great idea! I wonder how the Chaotix are doing with the grocery stuff.” Shouted Ash.
“They should be almost done by now,” said Drew.
Meanwhile at a local supermarket in town we see Vector in human form followed by two of his trench coated partners Espio and Charmy trying to get some groceries and food for May’s mom Caroline to cook for Thanksgiving dinner.
“Is there a turkey in here?” Asked Charmy.
“NO! That’s like the twenty third time I told you already!” Shouted Vector as he put in cans of stuffing in his cart,”
“More like twenty four,” stated Espio.
“Whatever! Point is we gotta get the goods and get ready for tomorrow night’s dinner! Oh I can’t wait to see Jennifer again!” Shouted Vector in delight.
Charmy being the impatient little kid he was just whined till he saw what appeared to be a turkey on another cart filled with other stuff. Then he asked himself,
“I though Vector said there was no turkeys?”
Suddenly he saw an angel like bee who looked like himself sitting on his left shoulder and a red devil like metal robotic version of himself in the other.
“Take the turkey! You do like Turkey kid?” Suggested the red metal devil.
“No! That is wrong and you know it is Charmy Bee,” reminded the angel.
“Kid Vector said there were no turkeys in this world and there is one right in that kart. Who knows it might be the only one in this world. Don’t you like making wishes on your wish bones every year?”
“Umm...I have to think logically because that’s what a good ninja must know said Espio so...let’s see. We have one turkey over there so that might mean there are more then one turkeys so...I think that person can always get another one so...” with that Charmy took the turkey and ran off after Vector.
“No good can come off this,” said Charmy’s personal angel as he saw Bokkun walk towards the same cart where the turkey was.
“Let’s see I got more mash potatoes, stuffing, string beans, pumpkin pies, and now to check on my turkey...which was just right here a minute ago,” Bokkun immediately ran to pay for his food and started to see who might have took it and he saw the Chaotix and Charmy holding a turkey.
“I can’t beat them on my own...I better tell Dr. Eggman,” thought Bokkun as he placed all the cans and two pies into his carrier bag and took off with his jetpack towards the base. When the Chaotix got back to May’s house they got a surprise.
“WE GOT TURKEY!” Shouted everyone who was at home at the time at the Chaotix.
“Yep. Tomorrow night us family and friends are gonna have a grand spanking time,” shouted Vector and they all were just pleased.
Meanwhile Eggman wasn’t exactly happy to know that the one and only turkey they had in this world was going to be enjoyed by his enemies.
“Curses! Tomorrow we pilgrims set sail towards that house and retrieve the turkey!” Shouted Eggman as he went towards his bedroom. All of his hecnhbots listened and obeyed. Bomb and Heavy who currently right now looked like bloated fat pilgrims in their blue pilgrim suit and hat were mad.
“Man our turkey was stolen? And by those five kids?”
“That’s what Bokkun tells us. So we robotic pilgrims are about to give those stealing pests a lesson in the history books! Except the fact we pilgrims are gonna take our turkey back and to give them pests some thankful thinking as they should want to thank Chaos their alive right now!”
The next morning...
“Nice traditional clothing Double-D,” commented Brendan as everyone in the current May household except the Chaotix were now wearing traditional Native American clothing. They all wore moccasins, with various colors like brown, white, orange, and yellow. Plus they all wore red feathers upon their hair. And wore sandals showing their bare feet besides Ed who just wore white socks along with his.
“Thanks. I suppose we celebrate Thanksgiving like how the Native Americans did as Espio told me,” replied Double-D.
“I can’t wait to eat that turkey! If Vector said it was that delicious I hope I get a good taste of it,” shouted Eddy as he ran off.
“Where you going?” Asked Wally.
“Just to call a friend! That’s all!” Answered Eddy as he continued running.
“So what do we do till then guys?” Asked Max.
“Well we could watch the annual parade I think this year it...in right here in Petalburg!” Shouted May in excitant.
“Gee May are you always this excited for the holidays?” Asked Drew with his usual boldness.
“Well what do you think? Of course! I always love to be with my family and friends and well...this year were all together! Like one big giant happy family,” Shouted May in joy as she hugged Ash, Brendan, Drew, and Wally causing for Ash, Brendan, and Wally to blush a lot while for Drew to blush a tiny hard to see bit.
“I can’t wait for the gravy!” Shouted Ed.
“Well that was expected lumpy. It is after all Thanksgiving.” said Eddy as he got back into the living room.
“So...what now?” Said Ash.
They all looked at each other bored. Suddenly someone knocked the door. They all walked over and Eddy opened the door and they saw Bokkun in the front door.
“What do you want?” Asked Eddy suspiciously.
“Dr. Eggman has a message for you kids,” and quickly just hauled the TV over and Eddy held it as he pressed the power button. Eggman who was dressed in a black pilgrim suit complete with a black hat to match in an area that looked like a backyard with lots of fallen leaves and yellow grass, and a sandbag barricade behind him. He then spoke,
“Hello you turkey stealing greedy pests! I want my turkey to eat for Thanksgiving dinner and I want it now you pests! Hand it over or else the Eggman Empire will have to ruin your dinner the hard way! And I’m usually happy for the holidays but anyone who messes with Dr. Robotnik messes with the entire empire! Ahem. This message was brought to you by the Eggman Empire which is not responsible for its content...except this part! BOOM!”
With that said the TV blew up in front of Eddy’s face leaving a smoky faced dressed up Native American who loved jawbreakers, sweets, and money.
“Bye loser!” Said Bokkun as he went off in his jetpack. Eddy furious tried to tackle him like a football player but Double-D, Ed, Ash, Drew, Brendan, and Wally jumped on him and made sure he wouldn’t go chasing after the little robot.
“Let it go...we stole that turkey? No way! He’s just jealous we have a delicious turkey to eat while he doesn’t!” Shouted Ash.
“True...was it me but where he was from that message...it looked like he was in our big backyard...oh boy,” said May as they all ran towards the back of the house. Back to before when Eggman and, Boquo, Dequo, Heavy, Bomb and two Egg Pawns arrived at the backyard all dressed up as colonists would back then.
“Were going to launch groceries at them?” Asked Boquo confused.
“Groceries? More like our dinner.” Added Dequo.
“You cluck heads will see. Now to...what the? What are you doing here weasel along with your three uninvited guests?
Fang, Bean, Bark, and Domino were standing right behind them and then Fang said,
“Well doc you see-“
We now check on Fang, Bean, and Bark from earlier before and they were on Fang’s air bike the Marvelous Queen heading over to Domino’s apartment in Viridian City when suddenly they saw the Egg Mobile with Eggman and his robots all stuffed in heading towards another direction.
“I wonder where Robotnik is heading towards?” Asked Bark curiously
“Maybe we’ll go after them to find out but first we’ll get Domino to come with us I guess. We might as well have some fun with whatever plans Dr. Robotnik got,” said Fang as he made his way.
Eventually when they arrived they managed to convince her to come along and come back later for dinner and they were now behind some sand bags as general Eggman was looking over the area to with binoculars to see if their was anything in his ways.
“Good. Now you Bomb and Heavy sneak in to the house, find the turkey and, and get out and we go home for dinner,”
Fang thought “Turkey egh? This is my chance to get some good food for me and Domino for a romantic Thanksgiving dinner! I gotta work with this old guy first,”
Bomb and Heavy nodded and slowly walked across the big backyard and was about to get in when suddenly out the back door there was something being pushed. A large wooden catapult and what was on it was three big pumpkins and while that happened Eddy ran out towards the middle of the yard and put a video camera on a post that had a good view of the whole backyard and back porch as he leaned it against a fence and then hit the record button and mumbled,
“This is going to be good,”
Then Eggman said, “What the?”
Double-D then shouted “Release!”
Suddenly the catapult fired and a pumpkin landed right on Heavy, Bomb, and Eggman’s head! The gang quickly pulled Double-D’s invention back. Loud voices of yelling and mumbling could be heard from Eggman’s pumpkin which was only translated as, “Attack!”
The two Egg Pawns holding machine guns immediately began firing but....nothing came out. Eggman just then managed to pull the pumpkin off his head and then shouted,
“Grr.....You two pumpkin heads retreat and I’ll form the next attack!”
Bomb and Heavy in their confused states just kept bumping into each other and the fence till they both finally tripped over a sandbag. Then Eggman pulled the pumpkins off of them and took the two machine guns and reloaded them with pumpkin seeds. The seven members of our gang walked out towards the wooden back porch and then Eddy shouted,
“Ha take that pumpkin and eggs for brains!”
“Umm Eddy I wouldn’t really taunt him If I were you,” suggested Max who was watching it all inside the house from an open window.
“What’s the worse that could happen?” Said a grinning Eddy.
Suddenly the two Egg pawn pilgrim bots fired from their red machine guns...pumpkin seeds? Very fast too which caused our gang to yelp in pain as they ran back inside the house except Eddy who was still ignorant enough to stand outside.
“OW! YEOW! OUCH! NOT THERE! YEOWW! MOMMY! YESH! OOH! OW!”
Then Double-D ran back outside and pulled him in to the house. Eggman then smiled and shouted,
“Ha ha! Victory is ours! We can now get our turkey!”
Suddenly Ash, and Brendan came back out holding a pot of gravy and then shouted,
“Who wants hot eggs?”
They both then heaved the hot scorching burning gravy at the robots and Eggman except for Team Triple Trouble and Domino who just stepped back were drenched in very extreme heat cooked gravy.
“HOT! HOT! HOT! YEOW! THAT GRAVY WAS HOT! STOP DROP AND ROLL!” Was what Eggman and his top four robots were yelling. The Egg Pawns just deactivated due to the extreme heat of it all. The gang just laughed while Ed just mourned over the loss of gravy. Eventually they cooled down and weren’t really happy.
“We pilgrims are going to take over that...turkey!” Barked Heavy.
“I don’t think so! We Native Americans got plenty more where that came from!” Shouted Brendan.
“And so do we!” Shouted Dequo as he picked up a large bag of supplies.
“Well were still going to win!” Shouted May
“No we pilgrims are going to win...the war for a great Thanksgiving dinner!” Barked Bomb.
“Well this is new...war for the only turkey to eat for Thanksgiving dinner,” said Drew sarcastically.
“Done!” Shouted Eddy.
Eggman and troops went back behind their sandbag defense while Ash and the gang just closed the backyard door to discuss their next plan in the kitchen. Eventually when both sides emerged Eggman then shouted,
“Lieutenant Bean throw the pumpkin bombs at the house!”
“Aye aye General Robotnik!” Said Bean as he tossed three pumpkins full of bombs at the house.
They quickly went back inside but shut the door on poor Eddy who was the last one about to get in and who then took out a sign that red, “Mommy!”
BOOM!”
When the gang came back out they saw Eddy in his Native American costume all charred with tons of pieces of pumpkin on him, along with pumpkin seeds and juice. The gang then retaliated with shooting small miniature pumpkin pies with whip cream and two cheeries and even managed to hit Boquo, Dequo, Bomb, Heavy, and Eggman in the face which they now looked like they had two cherries for eyes and a white snow like face. The five immediately then got angry and steamed and soon while they went to find a napkin to see the gang laughed and head back in for more defense.
Back inside we see them discussing the next move. “I say we just give them the turkey. I mean we all had Thanksgivings before without ever hearing of one or eating one. Why start now?” Suggested Drew. The others seemed to agree till Eddy shouted,
“NO! We have turkey and we are going to enjoy it like a family! Besides me getting shot by tons of pumpkin seeds, and having three pumpkins blow up, along with a TV on you isn’t really that great just to ignore,”
“I suppose Eddy. So what’s your next plan of attacks Ash?” Asked Double-D.
“Guys I have a plan! Why don’t we just give them....The El Mongo!” Shouted Ed.
“The what?” Replied Ash, May, Brendan, Wally, and Drew.
“El Mongo? Boy We Ed’s haven’t made that kind of thing for a while...it could and probably will work,” said Double-D.
“What exactly is ....the El Mongo?” Asked Wally.
“That’s for us Ed’s to know and for you guys to see. Ed’s to the basement and stall Eggman and his goons in the meantime guys!” Shouted Eddy .The three then ran off towards the basement while we check on Eggman and his troops outside talking behind sandbags.
“Alright no more Mr. Nice guy. Time I execute plan...BS!”
“Plan BS?” Said everybody confused on his side.
Eggman then pulled out of his bag what appeared to be a bunch of....
“HOLY! THOSE ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE TASTE BUD DESTROYING FOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERY WORLD AND ALL ITS DIMENSIONS!” Shouted Bean in surprise of what he saw.
“Brussels sprouts,’ grinned Eggman evilly. “Nack I want you to shoot some of these vile vegetables into those pests mouths once you see them. I want to make the feel rotten when they can’t feel any flavor except the nastiness of this putrid vegetable! Ohohoho!”
“Well do doc. After all I think I would like to try this target practice on a certain green haired kid who for some reasons shouldn’t be copying my strong points,” grinned Nack as he took out his gun and took out bullets and managed to reload as much Brussels spouts as he could into a tiny little shot and saved the rest as one shot was needed to make your stomach tremble and puke in horror.
Both sides eventually emerged ready to attack. The gang first fired a wave of....string beans...except they were fired fro Drew in his Chaos Form in his own handgun.
“What are they firing?” Said Eggman as he took off his dark blue sunglasses to take a look. Apparently he shouldn’t have done that because as soon as he did two strings beans managed to be shot into his eyes and he only yelped, “OW!”
The robots also got hit in their metal eyes too and retreated back as well for the fact Eggman programmed emotion into them and all. Even Fang got hit in the eye and muttered,
“Stupid green eye hurting beans,”
Eggman and his robots were hiding behind sandbags till the assault was over then they all started to cheer leaving their mouths wide open.....too bad Nack managed to shoot a piece of Brussels sprouts into Drew’s mouth then Brendan’s as well. Nack quickly reloaded and managed to fire a piece into Ash and Wally’s mouth too and they all soon realized what they just suddenly swallowed.
“...NOT BRUSSEL SPROUTS! ANYTHING BUT THAT!” Shouted Ash as he, Brendan and Wally ran inside with a green face and quickly ran back inside the house.
May then asked,
“You like Brussels Sprouts Drew?”
“I grew up eating it. I guess I have a thing for all vegetables even though I don’t understand why they don’t like a good healthy vegetable. Oh well,’ said Drew as he and May went back inside only to hear,
“I’M USING THE BATHROM! PUKE IN YOUR HAT KETCHUM!”
“NO WAY! YOU PUKE ON YOUR SHIRT I MEAN AFTER ALL IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT NAPKIN YOU’RE WEARING WOOD!”
“NO WAY TOO! BIRCH PUKE ON YOUR SELF!”
“NO WAY AS WELL! NOW GET OFF MY WAY YOU TWO!”
“NO!” Barked the other two and they were all struggling to simply open a doorknob on a door with a plaque that red, “Bathroom.” Suddenly Ed came out of the basement and shouted,
“We need stinky socks and onions!”
Everyone else in the room just had a real confused face and stared at Ed. Then May mumbled,
“Makes me wonder what this El Mongo thing is even more,”
Ash, Brendan, and Wally couldn’t hold it in anymore so all three ran to the sink and puked nasty Brussels sprouts out.
“That has got to be Fang’s best move he pulled on us yet,” coughed out Wally.
Suddenly Ed walked over and picked up the puked Brussels sprouts and said,
“Respect your vegetables!” With that said Ed went back down to the basement to meet with the other two Ed’s. While all of that was happening we see Eggman, along with his four robots, and Team Triple Trouble with Domino laughing like crazy!
“Ohohohohohoho! Now that was funny! I have to admit that was more funny when I played the prank on this world when they thought a so called Space Colony Ark was going to crash into this place and everybody will be killed from my grandfather Prof. Gerald Robotnik when I played that tape worldwide on Halloween this year! Muhaha! I love creating chaos! Soon the Eggman Empire will retrieve the only turkey to eat in this world and will have a Thanksgiving feast fit for a ruler!”
Back inside we check on the gang and Ash, Wally, and Brendan were checking on their tongues to see if they’re taste buds suffered any casualties from the nauseous atrocious Brussels sprouts eaten earlier. When they were finally done checking their poor taste buds they went to May and said,
“Maybe we should give them the turkey,”
“NOO!” Yelled a voice from downstairs that sounded like Eddy’s.
“...Hey do you guys hear something?” Replied May.
Everyone then ran towards the front yard and saw the annual Thanksgiving parade. The pilgrims and the Native Americans stared at each other before both sides replied,
“Break time!”
Suddenly Ed came out and he was holding a turkey wrapped in foil and stuff and was eating a banana in the other and shouted,
“Look big balloons!”
He suddenly dropped his banana and walked forward only to slip on it and then the turkey went flying and fell into one of the parade carts and because of the rubbery floor bounced high and then landed on top of a giant Pikachu float on one of the moving carts.
“THE TURKEY!” Yelled both sides. Eggman along with his robotic hencbots dressed in early American colonial attire ran after it while our Native American gang took pursuit while Fang and co also chased after the turkey. They ran through crowds of people and were pushing each other out of the way.
“Get out of my way puny!” shouted Heavy as he tried to get past Wally.
“Get out of my way green hair!” shouted Bomb as he tried to get past Drew.
Frankly this was one crazy chase scene as they were all pushing, shoving, and even tackling each other to make sure they get to the turkey first! It was pretty weird and chaotic and Eddy was following them all behind and mumbled,
“I’m glad I set up a camera in the kitchen room too. That, and those other scenes has gotta make me win the Funniest Video prize for tonight’s Thanksgiving special! One hundred thousand bucks!”
The chase continued and we see Eggman and Brendan were in the league. Brendan then commented,
“You know for a fat guy you run pretty fast,”
“WHAT YOU SAY! At least I don’t have a speck of white on any of my hairs unlike you boy!”
They both picked up the pace and both finally arrived onto the float and saw the turkey lying on top of the Pikachu’s head.
“There’s only one way to settle this boy,” said Eggman with an evil grin.
“And what’s that Eggman?”
Eggman then took out a walkie talkie and called for something. Next thing you know a bunch of Egg Pawns drop out of the sky holding tool boxes and begin building something fast with the tools they had in their tool boxes. Eventually they were done building a large screen TV, two Dance Dance Revolution pads, and wires connecting over the back of the machines and large TV and then Eggman shouted,
“TIME FOR A......GROOVE SHOWDOWN!”
“This is so wrong,” mumbled Brendan as he stepped up to his dance pad. The song chosen was....Super Sonic Dance Attack!
Techno music started to come and they both waited for the machine to load. People on the streets watched with very mixed reactions and Eddy was just taping it all on a video camera.
“You better shake your booty Brendan Birch if you want to get our turkey dinner!” shouted May. Brendan just sweat-dropped when hearing that remark and then started placing his feet on the right pads. Eggman was doing it too.
His four robots and the rest of the gang got on and started to dance too the music as well to pass the time. It was very very weird. Eddy cracking up at site just recorded it all with his video camera and he just mumbled,
“I’m so gonna win that one hundred thousand dollars in Funniest Video tonight! This stuff is gold!”
“Ha! I’m so far in the lead kid! I can’t wait to say the most famous line when I come out victor in the dancing match,” shouted Eggman as he was moving his feet like crazy.
“You got served?” Answered Brendan as he was moving his feet as well.
“Yes that’s the one and well let’s see if you can keep up to the beat!”
Both were now dancing like mad hard trying to score and yet unknown to them when they were done playing...it was Brendan who won by one point.
“You got served!” Shouted Brendan as he went to take his turkey...however it was already gone. They all turned back and saw Fang and co running back to the house turkey in hand and then they all yelled,
“Retreat and attack!”
They all ran back after him and were pretty annoyed too. Fang just kept running and running and thought,
“Well this is awkward,”
Fang and co made it back into the house via the basement window...only to see one of the biggest stink bombs in their life.
“Well.....that’s big,” muttered Bark.
Domino then took the turkey to get to the Marvelous Queen while Fang, Bean, and Bark just continued to stare at it. Suddenly our gang got back and Eggman tried to get in...only to get stuck and have his four robots push him in and his four robots managed to squirm in the basement window only to stop to admire the giant stink bomb which was very huge. It looked like a giant green mini blimp as big as half a room. Everyone who saw it were just confused and though weird stuff out of the Ed’s latest useful invention.
Double-D just had no choice but this was the best strategic move so he then said, “Drew...fire a bullet into the El Mongo,”
“WHAT!? Double-D I forgot my jawbreakers in there!” Shouted Eddy annoyed. “We could just get them,” said Ed. “For once lumpy has said something right!” Answered Eddy. The three Ed’s then went inside to grab a jawbreaker but then Drew then went into his Chaos Form and then with his handgun was about to pull the trigger but stopped to smirk and say,
“Well looks like those three are going to need to get some deodorant later,” and with that said Drew fired a bullet into the El Mongo stink bomb and immediately kicked the basement window shut and everybody inside the basement only said the same thing.
“IT’S GOING TO BLOW BIG TIME!”
BAM!
We check on Domino who was holding the turkey and was about to get to the backyard door when suddenly the whole house shook like crazy as she heard and then mumbled,
“Maybe I should check on them,” and with that said she raced back down to the basement only to close the door shut hard quickly and run outside to the rest of the gang to look out the basement window and we see everybody piled up on each other in green lime gas and all looked like if they were ready to puke except Ed. Inside....
“This is one of those times I wish Dr. Robotnik didn’t program us to smell,” said Bomb as he was on the way bottom all dazed out in horror.
“That...was a big ripper,” muttered our Australian sniper Fang.
“No kidding! That stink bomb though stinks like hell right now but was excellent for a bomb!” Shouted Bean.
“When I get out of here I’m so getting flower boy payback with a prank as stinky as this,” mumbled Eddy.
“This smells like fresh cut flowers in a spring valley with rainbows,” said Ed. Everyone in the basement just stared at him.
“Doctor...do you have any deodorant on you?’ Asked Dequo.
“Or cologne perhaps?’ Added Boquo.
“Will all of you just shut up and get off?” Barked Eggman annoyed.
Back outside we see that gang with weird faces and everybody outside just stared at each other. Suddenly May notices Domino holding the turkey and then grabbed it from here and runs back inside the house. Domino purses while the rest of the gang follows. When they reach inside they all are playing a game of Aipom in the middle and it seemed Domino was the Aipom.
Half hour later....
We now see Vector, Charmy, and Espio along with Jennifer open the door and as soon as they open it the three are hit in the face by pumpkin pies.
“Who did that! I swear there going to get a Chaotix beat down by me!” Barked Vector as he took the pie out of his face.
“...Oops our bad Vector,” replied Brendan.
“What’s going on around here?” Asked Espio suspicious.
“We’ll let you guys take a look,” said Drew as he led the four into the kitchen. When they arrived they saw a cage over a turkey and they heard what could be interpreted as,
“FORE!” Shouted by May as they hear a metal hammer hitting something like squash and soon only to hear muffled sounds by a certain egg shaped scientist who recently got squash landed on his head. Soon various sounds of someone strong as a boxer like Bark was lifting something and tossing it to later hear Ed shout out,
“Mmmm watermelon!”
“What the heck is going on around here?’ Asked Jennifer.
“For being a detective I’m deducing that....it’s a pre Thanksgiving food fight?’ Said Espio confused.
The four then took a look outside only for Vector and Espio to get smacked by in the head by frozen mash potatoes. They both then got hit by peas and a carrot making their faces look like appeared to be something you see on a snowman’s face...except with vegetables.
Then Vector lost his cool and immediately screamed out,
“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT DAMN IT!” WHY ARE WE TOSSING OUR GRUB WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOSSING TO OUR BELLIES INSTEAD!?” And his eyes went bloodshot and he went twitching and everybody even Eggman went silent.
Finally Eggman spoke up, “Because those stupid brats stole that turkey we have and we want to eat it!”
“That is not true Vector! You guys got it fair and square right?’ Asked Wally.
“Yes but.............Charmy? How exactly did you get the only turkey in this word anyways?” Asked Espio.
“All I know is that I found this turkey in a shopping cart and that’s it,” replied Charmy.
Awkward silence then fell as the wind breezed past everyone in the backyard.....it was really awkward while Eggman stared at the Chaotix who then felt weird at the moment....then Bokkun came by and took Eddy’s video cameras and went off flying somewhere yet Eddy wasn’t paying attention....then Bomb and Heavy finally said,
“So....what’s up Vector, Charmy, and Espio?”
With that said everybody anime fell. Eventually....we see Eggman and his four robots sitting on one side of a table and the gang on the other discussing what to do.
“So....what are we to do about the turkey?” Asked Eggman.
“Well.....we could always share the turkey for Thanksgiving dinner...I wish I have thought of that earlier,” suggested Double-D who also sat opposite of Eggman. The pilgrims agreed and so did the Native Americans so they both shook hands. Everyone else like the Chaotix and Triple Trouble just agreed.
Later till evening that day...
We see a very large table being set in the dining room and we see many people sitting with their family and friends invited over. Ash and his mom. May and her parents. Wally along with his aunt, and uncle. Drew by...well by himself. The Ed’s together. The Triple Trouble. The Chaotix. And finally Eggman sitting with his five robots as he sat on the end he held a large knife and was carving out a slice of turkey for each person to eat. The war ended and the Native American and pilgrims finally made peace for one night for a peaceful, thankful Thanksgiving dinner. While waiting for the food Bokkun suddenly shouted out,
“Hey! Why don’t we watch Hoenn’s Funniest Videos?”
“Oh man...that just reminded me I forgot to send those tapes,” said Eddy.
Bokkun then set a TV on moving table and set it near the middle the diner table and turned it on. The host Kin Al was showing now the tape that won one hundred thousand dollars.
“And the winner of the one hundred thousand dollars is........Bokkun Robotnik for The Thanksgiving War which happens to be one of the longest and funniest tapes we have ever seen in our whole life!”
Eddy just dropped his jaws as he saw Bokkun standing under piles of falling money falling out of a party ball above him.
“And what are you going to do with this one hundred thousand dollars young Robotnik?”
“I’m going to give the money to families who don’t have enough for a good proper dinner for Thanksgiving and also for orphans as well! Nobody should miss a great Thanksgiving dinner under the rule of Dr. Eggman...once he becomes in that position...anyways Happy Thanksgiving!”
The audience went aww at the young robot's kindness and then they started showing the movie which showed all the funny scenes that happened earlier today and boy were Ash, Drew, May, Wally, Brendan, Double-D, and Eddy embarrassed from it all. All except Ed that said,
“It’s the curse of the rewind Tims!”
“Well.....this Thanksgiving will surely be remembered in the years to come,” said Norman as he saw the tape.
“Wow Eggman...you were going to give families free dinners?” Asked Ash surprised.
Eggman merely chuckled and said, “Well I have to admit. A mad scientist should be nice once in a while...ahem let’s enjoy Thanksgiving dinner! Amen to Chaos!”
“Amen to Chaos? Don’t you mean Ho-Oh?” Asked Brendan confused.
“No I mean Chaos...whatever let’s just eat!”
“Amen to that. And thanks to everyone I suppose,” said Ash and May peacefully before Eggman began handing out turkey to them.
The End!
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