Excitable Boy
is a metaphor
Hey, there. Welcome to the TSoTS, where I trade Pokemon. Hence why I made a trade shop on a Pokemon forum. I'm a person.
Couple of (okay, a ton of) ground rules to lay down:
Da Roolz
1. No outright hacks. RNG, clones, those sorts of things are okay. In fact, the vast majority of the stuff here is cloned, and pretty much anything flawless is probably RNG'd. I would prefer that you not clone using Pokecheck, and I would be willing to give you clones of your Pokemon back.
2. Speak readable English and be polite.
3. Don't torture me by asking when you'll get your trade in. I will get to you when I get to you, but I have a life outside the Internet. Likewise, if your post is missed, repost it, and don't make a huge production out of it. It's called a mistake, and you've probably made them yourself.
4. If you trade me a hack, I will demand that you either give back my Pokemon or give me something of equal or greater value. If I trade you a hack and you can explain why it's hacked, I will gladly refund your Pokemon or trade you something else.
5. Cut to the chase. Asking for more information about one of my Pokemon is fine, but, please, let me know all the details on what you're actually willing to give for it. It is excruciatingly annoying to carefully detail out my shiny event only to have you offer the random Cobalion you caught yesterday. Likewise, read through the haves and wants sections for expectations on what I can and will trade. If you do not say what you have to offer, I will assume you have nothing, and will decline to trade with you on the grounds that you have nothing to trade.
6. I expect everything that we are traded to either be UT or EV trained. There are non-UT, non-EV'd Pokemon, and these are noted. Pokerus does not count, though Day-Care experience may, depending on the circumstances. I do not distinguish between BT and T - if it has EVs, it's T. Period.
7. I don't care if you post a CMT, but I'll probably just ignore you if you don't include a link, either in your post or your signature.
8. Please avoid PMing me at any point for a trade. Either work it out entirely in the thread or use VMs, but do not use PMs. They are difficult to keep track of, and you have nothing to hide. Right? Right?
9. Stop assuming I can trade with you immediately. I don't have multiples of most of these, and need to wait for my cloners to get on. Does that suck? Yes. Can I do anything about it? NO. You can trade immediately? Good for you. I don't give a shit.
10. Stop asking if my Pokemon are legit. It is quite possibly the most moronic question I have heard on these forums. Yes, they're fucking legit, if they weren't, do you think we'd be able to trade them? And, really, if they weren't legit, do you think I'm such a moron that I'd admit it? (Probably I am, though that's irrelevant.)
11. The non-event stuff will be cloned via Pokecheck, as this is most convenient for me. If you don't want it cloned through that, please let me know, so that I can get someone else to clone it.
Also, I need back-up cloners. Since some people don't like Pokecheck, and some things can't be cloned using that, you need to be able to clone my stuff pretty much on demand. The upshot? You keep a clone of whatever you clone.
If you want to be a cloner, just post saying so. Note that if you sign up and never respond to my messages, you will be removed from this list.
Cloners
List wiped.
Since I believe I've covered everything, I may as well show you the part you've all been waiting for - that's right, more rules! Nah, just kidding. I actually have Pokemon, amazingly enough.
These Pokemon are only available on 5th Gen.
White FC (everything): 5458 1669 8259
I operate on EST. If you have me as 2322 6041 4406, that is now wrong. Use the above code.
Normal Shinies
Events
Egg Moves
Hidden Ability females
Hidden Ability females w/ special moves
Flawless
EV'd
Pokemon That Can be Bred With Snarl
My Services
Pokerus infection
EV training (includes Pokerus infection)
EV checking
Nature breeding
Thundurus/Tornadus loans
IV checking
SID checking
Cloning via Pokecheck
What I Want
Any and all Spooky Manor females. Will trade huge.
Other good natures for the event Hydreigon, Golurk, Reshiram, Zekrom
Unhatched TRU Axew
Shiny Shaymin (nicknameable)
Other events I don't have
Flawless Pokemon, preferably shiny, EV'd or UT
Pending Trades
Wiped.
Couple of (okay, a ton of) ground rules to lay down:
Da Roolz
1. No outright hacks. RNG, clones, those sorts of things are okay. In fact, the vast majority of the stuff here is cloned, and pretty much anything flawless is probably RNG'd. I would prefer that you not clone using Pokecheck, and I would be willing to give you clones of your Pokemon back.
2. Speak readable English and be polite.
3. Don't torture me by asking when you'll get your trade in. I will get to you when I get to you, but I have a life outside the Internet. Likewise, if your post is missed, repost it, and don't make a huge production out of it. It's called a mistake, and you've probably made them yourself.
4. If you trade me a hack, I will demand that you either give back my Pokemon or give me something of equal or greater value. If I trade you a hack and you can explain why it's hacked, I will gladly refund your Pokemon or trade you something else.
5. Cut to the chase. Asking for more information about one of my Pokemon is fine, but, please, let me know all the details on what you're actually willing to give for it. It is excruciatingly annoying to carefully detail out my shiny event only to have you offer the random Cobalion you caught yesterday. Likewise, read through the haves and wants sections for expectations on what I can and will trade. If you do not say what you have to offer, I will assume you have nothing, and will decline to trade with you on the grounds that you have nothing to trade.
6. I expect everything that we are traded to either be UT or EV trained. There are non-UT, non-EV'd Pokemon, and these are noted. Pokerus does not count, though Day-Care experience may, depending on the circumstances. I do not distinguish between BT and T - if it has EVs, it's T. Period.
7. I don't care if you post a CMT, but I'll probably just ignore you if you don't include a link, either in your post or your signature.
8. Please avoid PMing me at any point for a trade. Either work it out entirely in the thread or use VMs, but do not use PMs. They are difficult to keep track of, and you have nothing to hide. Right? Right?
9. Stop assuming I can trade with you immediately. I don't have multiples of most of these, and need to wait for my cloners to get on. Does that suck? Yes. Can I do anything about it? NO. You can trade immediately? Good for you. I don't give a shit.
10. Stop asking if my Pokemon are legit. It is quite possibly the most moronic question I have heard on these forums. Yes, they're fucking legit, if they weren't, do you think we'd be able to trade them? And, really, if they weren't legit, do you think I'm such a moron that I'd admit it? (Probably I am, though that's irrelevant.)
11. The non-event stuff will be cloned via Pokecheck, as this is most convenient for me. If you don't want it cloned through that, please let me know, so that I can get someone else to clone it.
Also, I need back-up cloners. Since some people don't like Pokecheck, and some things can't be cloned using that, you need to be able to clone my stuff pretty much on demand. The upshot? You keep a clone of whatever you clone.
If you want to be a cloner, just post saying so. Note that if you sign up and never respond to my messages, you will be removed from this list.
Cloners
List wiped.
Since I believe I've covered everything, I may as well show you the part you've all been waiting for - that's right, more rules! Nah, just kidding. I actually have Pokemon, amazingly enough.
These Pokemon are only available on 5th Gen.
White FC (everything): 5458 1669 8259
I operate on EST. If you have me as 2322 6041 4406, that is now wrong. Use the above code.
Normal Shinies
Adamant Tentacruel (T)
Mild Tentacruel
Gentle Raticate
Relaxed Gastly
Sassy Magikarp (T)
Relaxed Magikarp
Impish Beldum
Docile Torchic
Hasty Ariados (T)
Timid Litwick
Mild Gengar
Timid Kyurem
Hardy Eevee
Hardy Groudon
Mild Giratina
Quiet Starly
Adamant Drilbur
Bashful Liepard
Brave Solosis
Mild Torterra (T)
Lonely Audino
Naive Cinccino (nn'd "Sparkle")
Lax Ralts (male) (T)
Brave Mewtwo
Serious Turtwig
Mild Zapdos
Bold Klink (nn'd "Colonel")
Quiet Zorua
Careful Lotad
Bashful Manaphy
Sassy Ditto
Mild Tangela
Modest Bronzor
Adamant Electivire
Timid Charmander
Calm Chimecho
Timid Cyndaquil (nn'd "Cynders")
Adamant Metang
Adamant Druddigon
Adamant Fearow
Gentle Zangoose
Lax Ferroseed
Gentle Wooper
Timid Electrike
Quiet Joltik
Calm Golbat
Bold Spheal
Calm Baltoy
Adamant Terrakion
Docile Unown [A]
Mild Tentacruel
Gentle Raticate
Relaxed Gastly
Sassy Magikarp (T)
Relaxed Magikarp
Impish Beldum
Docile Torchic
Hasty Ariados (T)
Timid Litwick
Mild Gengar
Timid Kyurem
Hardy Eevee
Hardy Groudon
Mild Giratina
Quiet Starly
Adamant Drilbur
Bashful Liepard
Brave Solosis
Mild Torterra (T)
Lonely Audino
Naive Cinccino (nn'd "Sparkle")
Lax Ralts (male) (T)
Brave Mewtwo
Serious Turtwig
Mild Zapdos
Bold Klink (nn'd "Colonel")
Quiet Zorua
Careful Lotad
Bashful Manaphy
Sassy Ditto
Mild Tangela
Modest Bronzor
Adamant Electivire
Timid Charmander
Calm Chimecho
Timid Cyndaquil (nn'd "Cynders")
Adamant Metang
Adamant Druddigon
Adamant Fearow
Gentle Zangoose
Lax Ferroseed
Gentle Wooper
Timid Electrike
Quiet Joltik
Calm Golbat
Bold Spheal
Calm Baltoy
Adamant Terrakion
Docile Unown [A]
Events
WISHMKR Jirachi
Shiny WISHMKR Jirachi
MYSTRY Mew
Pokemon Box Zigzagoon (Adamant, with Seed Bomb + Extremespeed)
Aura Mew
TRU Manaphy
TRU Shaymin
TRU Dragonite
TRU Arceus
TRU Regigigas
ALAMOS Darkrai
ALAMOS Darkrai (flawless)
10 ANIV Celebi
10 ANIV Articuno
10 ANIV Zapdos
10 ANIV Moltres
10 ANNIV Articuno
VGC09 Milotic
WORLD08 Lucario
WORLD09 Weavile
WORLD10 Crobat
Movie Victini
Hayley's Mew
Hayley's Phione
Ash's Pikachu
FAL2010 Mew
GAMESTP Pichu
GAMESTP Raikou
GAMESTP Suicune
GAMESTP Entei
GAMESTP Jirachi
XDGoD Lugia
XDGoD Zapdos
ROCKS Metang
Wi-Fi (WHF) Zoroark
Gamestp Deoxys
Concert Chatot
Goon's Scizor
Kyle's Riolu
SPACE C Deoxys
PALCITY Lucario
PKTOPIA Electivire
PKTOPIA Magmortar
PKTOPIA Pikachu (w/o Fly)
Pokemon Labyrinth Glaceon
Befriend a Pokemon! Espeon
Befriend a Pokemon! Jolteon
Befriend a Pokemon! Leafeon
Befriend a Pokemon! Vaporeon
TRU Pansage (unhatched)
TRU Pidove (unhatched)
ANA Darkrai
ANA Pikachu
ELT Pikachu
Pokesmash Mewtwo
Flawless Pokesmash Mewtwo
(The following events are 1:1 with bad natures, and 1:2 with good natures.)
Satoshi's Zekrom
-Mild
-Jolly
-Adamant
Satoshi's Reshiram
-Timid
Janta's Golurk
-Jolly
-Brave
Carita's Hydreigon
-Modest
-Timid
Shiny WISHMKR Jirachi
MYSTRY Mew
Pokemon Box Zigzagoon (Adamant, with Seed Bomb + Extremespeed)
Aura Mew
TRU Manaphy
TRU Shaymin
TRU Dragonite
TRU Arceus
TRU Regigigas
ALAMOS Darkrai
ALAMOS Darkrai (flawless)
10 ANIV Celebi
10 ANIV Articuno
10 ANIV Zapdos
10 ANIV Moltres
10 ANNIV Articuno
VGC09 Milotic
WORLD08 Lucario
WORLD09 Weavile
WORLD10 Crobat
Movie Victini
Hayley's Mew
Hayley's Phione
Ash's Pikachu
FAL2010 Mew
GAMESTP Pichu
GAMESTP Raikou
GAMESTP Suicune
GAMESTP Entei
GAMESTP Jirachi
XDGoD Lugia
XDGoD Zapdos
ROCKS Metang
Wi-Fi (WHF) Zoroark
Gamestp Deoxys
Concert Chatot
Goon's Scizor
Kyle's Riolu
SPACE C Deoxys
PALCITY Lucario
PKTOPIA Electivire
PKTOPIA Magmortar
PKTOPIA Pikachu (w/o Fly)
Pokemon Labyrinth Glaceon
Befriend a Pokemon! Espeon
Befriend a Pokemon! Jolteon
Befriend a Pokemon! Leafeon
Befriend a Pokemon! Vaporeon
TRU Pansage (unhatched)
TRU Pidove (unhatched)
ANA Darkrai
ANA Pikachu
ELT Pikachu
Pokesmash Mewtwo
Flawless Pokesmash Mewtwo
(The following events are 1:1 with bad natures, and 1:2 with good natures.)
Satoshi's Zekrom
-Mild
-Jolly
-Adamant
Satoshi's Reshiram
-Timid
Janta's Golurk
-Jolly
-Brave
Carita's Hydreigon
-Modest
-Timid
Egg Moves
Rock Blast/Aqua Ring Shellder
Drill Peck/Whirlwind Skarmory
Sucker Punch Pawniard
Extremespeed Dratini
Close Combat/Flare Blitz Growlithe
Megahorn Absol
Leech Seed/Stealth Rock Ferroseed
Leech Seed/Spikes Ferroseed
Pursuit/Fake Out Sneasel
Ice Punch/Fake Out Sneasel
Roost Natu
Counter/Leech Seed Chikorita
Avalanche Mudkip
Roost/Stored Power/Psycho Shift Sigilyph
Blaze Kick/ThunderPunch Chimchar
Megahorn Karrablast
Stealth Rock/Recover/Mirror Coat Lileep
Thrash/Hydro Pump Bagon
Dragon Dance/Outrage Larvitar
Head Smash Archen
Giga Drain Bulbasaur
Dark Pulse/Counter Zorua
Ice Punch/Cross Chop Elekid
Switcheroo Ekans
Night Slash Axew
Dark Pulse Deino
Wish Eevee
Pain Split Duskull
Extrasensory/Sucker Punch Zorua
ThunderPunch/Drain Punch/Ice Punch/Dragon Dance Scraggy
Fake Out/Ice Punch/Drain Punch Scraggy
Heat Wave/Acid Armor Litwick
Drill Peck/Whirlwind Skarmory
Sucker Punch Pawniard
Extremespeed Dratini
Close Combat/Flare Blitz Growlithe
Megahorn Absol
Leech Seed/Stealth Rock Ferroseed
Leech Seed/Spikes Ferroseed
Pursuit/Fake Out Sneasel
Ice Punch/Fake Out Sneasel
Roost Natu
Counter/Leech Seed Chikorita
Avalanche Mudkip
Roost/Stored Power/Psycho Shift Sigilyph
Blaze Kick/ThunderPunch Chimchar
Megahorn Karrablast
Stealth Rock/Recover/Mirror Coat Lileep
Thrash/Hydro Pump Bagon
Dragon Dance/Outrage Larvitar
Head Smash Archen
Giga Drain Bulbasaur
Dark Pulse/Counter Zorua
Ice Punch/Cross Chop Elekid
Switcheroo Ekans
Night Slash Axew
Dark Pulse Deino
Wish Eevee
Pain Split Duskull
Extrasensory/Sucker Punch Zorua
ThunderPunch/Drain Punch/Ice Punch/Dragon Dance Scraggy
Fake Out/Ice Punch/Drain Punch Scraggy
Heat Wave/Acid Armor Litwick
Hidden Ability females
Wailmer
Surskit
Dratini
Remoraid
Swablu
Ledyba
Oddish
Poochyena
Stantler
Bellsprout
Vulpix
Gligar
Natu
Tangela
Poliwag
Lapras
Corphish
Farfetch'd
Slowpoke
Lickitung
Hoppip
Murkrow
Mareep
Spearow
Shinx
Ponyta
Growlithe
Magikarp
Taillow
Carvanha
Feebas
Goldeen
Eevee
Smeargle
Surskit
Dratini
Remoraid
Swablu
Ledyba
Oddish
Poochyena
Stantler
Bellsprout
Vulpix
Gligar
Natu
Tangela
Poliwag
Lapras
Corphish
Farfetch'd
Slowpoke
Lickitung
Hoppip
Murkrow
Mareep
Spearow
Shinx
Ponyta
Growlithe
Magikarp
Taillow
Carvanha
Feebas
Goldeen
Eevee
Smeargle
Hidden Ability females w/ special moves
Butterfree w/ Air Cutter
Nidoran w/ Super Fang
Finneon w/ Sweet Kiss
Gligar w/ Tailwind
Taillow w/ Mirror Move
Stantler w/ Disable
Gligar w/ Feint
Zubat w/ Super Fang
Sunkern w/ Earth Power
Exeggcute w/ Giga Drain
Sentret w/ Endure
Doduo w/ Flail[
Murkrow w/ Roost
Nidoran w/ Super Fang
Finneon w/ Sweet Kiss
Gligar w/ Tailwind
Taillow w/ Mirror Move
Stantler w/ Disable
Gligar w/ Feint
Zubat w/ Super Fang
Sunkern w/ Earth Power
Exeggcute w/ Giga Drain
Sentret w/ Endure
Doduo w/ Flail[
Murkrow w/ Roost
Flawless
Shiny Adamant Terrakion
Shiny Modest Palkia
Shiny Timid Thundurus
Jolly Drilbur
Shiny Sassy Ferroseed (Leech Seed + Spikes)
Shiny Timid Rotom
Modest Ditto
Shiny Jolly Dratini
Naive Landorus
Shiny Adamant Shroomish
Jolly Larvitar
Timid Litwick
Shiny Timid Cobalion
Timid Latias
Shiny Adamant Scizor
Shiny Adamant Larvitar
Shiny Modest Palkia
Shiny Timid Thundurus
Jolly Drilbur
Shiny Sassy Ferroseed (Leech Seed + Spikes)
Shiny Timid Rotom
Modest Ditto
Shiny Jolly Dratini
Naive Landorus
Shiny Adamant Shroomish
Jolly Larvitar
Timid Litwick
Shiny Timid Cobalion
Timid Latias
Shiny Adamant Scizor
Shiny Adamant Larvitar
EV'd
Shiny Chandelure
Flawless Lucario
Shiny flawless Garchomp
Flawless Landorus
Shiny flawless Terrakion
Reuniclus
Yanmega
Zoroark
Hydreigon
Shiny Dragonite
Near flawless Zapdos
Flawless Lucario
Shiny flawless Garchomp
Flawless Landorus
Shiny flawless Terrakion
Reuniclus
Yanmega
Zoroark
Hydreigon
Shiny Dragonite
Near flawless Zapdos
Pokemon That Can be Bred With Snarl
Zorua
Scraggy
Houndour
Electrike
Poochyena
Stunky
Arcanine
Purrloin
Lillipup
Sandile
Absol
Sneasel
Scraggy
Druddigon
Larvitar
Snubbull
Scraggy
Houndour
Electrike
Poochyena
Stunky
Arcanine
Purrloin
Lillipup
Sandile
Absol
Sneasel
Scraggy
Druddigon
Larvitar
Snubbull
My Services
Pokerus infection
EV training (includes Pokerus infection)
EV checking
Nature breeding
Thundurus/Tornadus loans
IV checking
SID checking
Cloning via Pokecheck
What I Want
Any and all Spooky Manor females. Will trade huge.
Other good natures for the event Hydreigon, Golurk, Reshiram, Zekrom
Unhatched TRU Axew
Shiny Shaymin (nicknameable)
Other events I don't have
Flawless Pokemon, preferably shiny, EV'd or UT
Pending Trades
Wiped.
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