Chapter 6
Harsh Misery
Recommended Listening: Fallout 1 - City of Lost Angels
I knew that probably wouldn’t be the last time I saw Cythan. Looking around, it really did seem like nothing had changed since the last time I was here. It almost made me ask if there really was an era of peace, or if one calamity just jumped right into another. Whatever happened, it was pretty clear whatever happened to the Silver Apex was nothing short of total destruction. And here I was, surrounded with the presence of death, even my own as Blazewing and I stood among the ashen remnants of what had once been a memorial for the two of us.
I slowly walked away from that charred gravesite, feeling the hard crust of the blackened ground below my feet. I knew there was danger everywhere accompanied with this constant pressure of lost hope. All I could think about was my purpose here. Revenge just seemed like a dead end objective. It honestly felt like I was going to have to go deeper than that.
I wasn't even sure if it was possible for the Silver Apex to make a comeback from a position even worse than before to fight an enemy so many times stronger? It seemed so unlikely, since at their current state, they had nothing to fight back with. No weapons, no manufacturing plants, and only a few surviving soldiers. I knew this would not be the same war as the one against the Crimson Stars. As bloody and as brutal as that was, we didn’t even have that luxury. Heck, this wasn't even a war anymore. Just a covert ops against a slaughterhouse of an adversary. I didn't have too many ideas when it came to trying to make this have any semblance of success, but yet I still felt the need to carry on. Maybe, if I was resourceful enough, I could work something out.
We were alone in that barren land, not sure of where we were going in that great black desert. The air around me changed from warm to cold in only a matter of seconds, while the wind continued to beat us. It seemed like this was supposed to be the lands of the Silver Apex, but nothing about it seemed recognizable, and I wasn't ashamed to admit that it had been years since I was last here and didn't remember everything about it.
"Where should we go?" Blazewing asked me, looking around. "I'm not even sure I remember this place."
"I don't either," I told her, trying to look ahead. "Maybe we'll find our way by flying."
After Blazewing allowed me to climb upon her back and ride her, I could see for miles around, only there was nothing to looking at except for a sea of black shale around me, with a blazing sky above me that looked like blood and tar swirled together. The air up here was rancid for some reason, like it consisted of some terrible gas. It made me wonder how Cythan could have flown on his Altaria in this. But then again, maybe he took a different route only he knew about.
Blazewing continued to try and fly, but I could tell the rancid air was weakening her as well. We decided to try and fly lower, but the gas I had already inhaled was quickly making me queasy and nauseous.
"Ack, what was that... up there?" Blazewing coughed, looking ill.
"Feels like... tear gas," I muttered, not even sure if Blazewing or anyone even in this entire planet knew about tear gas. "But... worse."
My vision was blurring, my throat was dry, and I was suddenly drained and exhausted, stumbling on my two feet just trying to get around. I few times, I looked to Blazewing, who seemed to be on the verge of vomiting. I tried to walk it off, but after my foot had struck the shale awkwardly, I tripped and fell over, finding myself lying on my back, and looking directly up at the sky, immediately feeling sick and dizzy, looking up as if I was being hung upside down and being lowered into the fiery magma of a volcano. Meanwhile, it felt like the ground was spinning like some sick, hellish merry-go-round that didn't stop.
"Ohh, someone make it stop..." Blazewing muttered. "Juno, I... I..."
I was pretty sure the hacking and gurgling sound that shortly followed was her throwing up. I decided against taking a peek and asking her about it.
I then just shut my eyes, knowing looking up at that chaotic mess of an atmosphere would only make things worse. I just tried to breathe, regardless of how rancid the air was, but I still didn't feel like getting up to move.
"I..." I tried to tell Blazewing, but could barely speak any words. "I'm... so tired."
Maybe it would have been better to just rest it off. With the way my body felt, that was pretty much the only option.
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Recommended Listening: Half Life 2 - Nova Prospekt
When I finally came to my senses, I was looking down at a red carpet, with my arms being forcefully held up. First thing that came to mind was... the carpet. That just seemed like an odd thing to be suddenly looking at. It almost made me question if what had happened before was a dream, but the way my stomach and burning eyes felt clued me in that was not a dream.
I felt so weak and tired, and I could barely move. I just wanted to fall to the ground and rest, but something or somebody was holding me up. I already knew I wasn't outside, but where I was... I almost didn't even care. I just wanted to rest. But something was pecking at my mind.
I then grabbed the strength to look up, and I saw I was in a highly decorated throne room, with ordinate furniture made of cherry wood and a floor that was made shiny marble. On the left side were giant windows, with crystal clear glass and an ordinate gold frame. All around the throne room were soldiers, dressed in the familiar Black Onyx military uniform I had seen from before. I looked to my sides and realized the ones holding me up and dragging me along were a Combusken and a Charmeleon, also obviously from the Black Onyx. Then, when I looked in front of me, I came face to face with the very king of the Black Onyx Imperials himself, an Ampharos dressed in very ordinate silk clothing. Standing around him were the rest of the Elite Guard Commanders of the Golden Diadem, also in uniform. I saw a Cinccino, a Raichu, a Weavile, a Grumpig, and last but not least, Cythan the Azumarill, who I had only met a few hours ago. I couldn’t help but look down in shame. I hadn’t even been back for more than an hour, and already I had stumbled my way into a failure. I had gone from being deadly sick to now totally embarassed.
“Truly pathetic,” Cythan remarked in a disgusted pompous tone. “I say we just execute them and get it over with.”
“Not so fast, my dear Cythan,” The Ampharos responded with a similar pompous accent, “I think that would be acting much too hastily. I want to have some fun with these two first. Let’s make an example of them. I think they would be of better use to us broken, not dead.”
I really didn’t need this. After grabbing the sliver of courage I needed to look up at his face, I stared up at him for the longest time, and I hated the way he was looking at me like I was some lower life-form. I looked to my side and there was Blazewing, being restrained by a hefty Aggron and a Beartic, who both of a firm grip on each of her wings. She was strong, but I doubted she'd be able to wrestle herself out of their grasp. Not to mention, she seemed pale and even sicker than I was.
“Welcome to the Black Onyx Kingdom,” He told me sarcastically. “My name is King Skepter, and these are my loyal commanders. But you can call me ‘your highness’ if that would suit your fancy.”
He then arose from his throne and walked toward me, not at all afraid or even mindful of whom I was. He bent over and looked at me with a slight look of disgust, as if he was looking at a squashed bug. I had spent only a few minutes with King Skepter and already I hated this guy.
“Tell me, vagrant,” He continued, speaking in a lower tone now that he was closer to me, “You really say you are the legendary Juno, who defeated Zander single-handedly? That’s what my compatriot has told me, but I still find it hard to believe. You and this dragon bird of yours... just don't seem like the caliber. I mean look at you both! You both reek of weakness. So, are you really Juno?”
I was silent. I knew it would probably send them all on a roll of laughter if I told them the truth, and the last thing I wanted was for them to be happy and merry over this. I kept my silence, figuring I didn't even really want to give him the satisfaction of answering his questions.
“Tell me, dammit!” He shouted, growing angrier. “If you do not, it will only be making things worse for you.
“He is, your highness.” The Weavile quickly confirmed, looking at me with crossed arms.
Immediately, all eyes had turned to him, and he was silent for a few moments. Skepter then turned toward the Weavile, and looked at him with curiosity.
“Really?” Skepter asked, looking quite surprised, “How can you be so sure?”
“Because back when I was part of the Silver Rebellion, I worked with him face to face,” The Weavile had told him. “I saw what he was capable of back then. But now, he looks pretty damn pathetic. I recognize him, but the Juno I knew wouldn’t let himself get so easily captured. We also thought he was dead after his fight with Zander. I know the rumor that he faked his death but... I don't know what to make of it. He's a mess, and if you ask me, maybe he did cower out after all.”
I realized who that Weavile actually was. I felt a very sick and hard feeling in my throat as I remembered Vice, who had helped me back at Macomb, back when he was a Sneasel. But, it was clear to see he was a sellout now.
“Hmm…” Skepter replied, thinking about it as he turned back to me, “if that’s true, how can he still be alive? Those Silver Apex fools were convinced he was dead, enough to build an entire garden for his burial place. Sickens me though. Not even my ancestors were given that much. But, looking at the both of them now, they seem weak, foolhardy, and stupid. Traits of a coward, I'd say.”
I figured we might as well let that rumor linger. And I was only sick because of whatever cloud of gas was up there when we went flying was obviously not supposed to be there naturally. It was nothing more than a simple wrong turn and mistake, and I knew once I got better, I'd be capable.
“Just why did you fake your own death?” Skepter asked, looking at me curiously. “Tired of the fighting, I suppose? Maybe you became lax and slothful, figuring life is easier without expectations. Or maybe you were bold to take the silent guardian approach? Whatever idiot thing you two did, you simply let your people become exterminated. Ha, some guardian hero you are. So, why come back now? Did you suddenly wake up and realize what happened?"
“Something like that..." I muttered, figuring I might as well let them believe their own concocted lie. "I... wasn't around when you attacked. I only got word of it... just recently."
He laughed, and I felt embarrassed, but there wasn’t much I could do about it. But, he believed the coward and faked death rumor and I was fine with that. But, in the end, all I could do was stand there, suspended and held upward like I was crucified. And I had no choice, it was either look at him or look at the floor.
“Well, welcome back, Juno,” Skepter snickered with delight. “I’m glad you could join us. I’d hate to say it, but we’ve already won the war. You seem to have arrived a bit too late. It's a shame you overslept, because I know you would have had so much fun watching it all happen.”
I didn’t want to believe that he and the rest of this army really did win the war, but it seemed like there wasn't a single remaining Silver Apex soul out there besides Blazewing and I. If we were really all that was left, this whole mission didn't stand a chance. Especially with the two of us stuck like this.
The hardest part of trying to tolerate everything about this was being aware of the fact that there was nothing I could have done to change this around, even though they thought I could have. They didn’t know I was separated from what was really going on as I lived on as Jake Kossak, but I knew they would never believe me if I told them that and I truly didn’t want to. Right now, I couldn’t understand why I had returned home as the human I obviously no longer was. If only I had been able to watch from the skies of Utopia before all this had happened, I would have seen this happening before the situation got so helplessly beyond reclamation and I might have been able to do something about it. Now, forget it. Like he said, it was too late.
“Fine, we’re done now,” Cythan replied impatiently. “They're a menace to us and he should be executed. Juno killed my command squad and I don’t look upon that lightly at all.”
“Not yet, my dear friend.” Skepter replied to Cythan, looking at him from the corner of his eyes, “That would be too easy. Plus that would only make them look like a martyrs again if the Silver Apex ever found what we did to them. I want to see them at their worst.”
Everyone around him was looking at Skepter oddly, like it would only be normal for us to be executed on the spot. Even I was surprised that he didn’t just shoot us there and then. But then, the unexpected happened.
“What do you suppose we do to them?” Vice asked Skepter, looking at him with a strange expression. “We can’t let them go free...”
“Get me Cadbury.” Skepter requested gently as he returned to his throne. “I need him for a few moments.”
“Yes, your highness.” Cythan had acknowledged, leaving his position.
I really had no idea who Cadbury was, and I could tell from the look in Cythan’s eyes that he had no explanation as to why Skepter even wanted this guy, whoever he was.
While Cythan had left the room, I had looked at everything around me in dismay. I looked out the window with a much clearer view, and I was astounded at the size of the massive and beautifully ornate city that lay just outside the window. I couldn’t believe my eyes, but as soon as I started to comprehend what was going on, I heard an odd uproar.
“Well hello, hello, hello, my highness!” a cheery call had voiced out. “What kind of trick would you want to see today?”
I suddenly turned around to where the voice came from to see a Mr. Mime standing only ten feet away behind me, dressed in a colorful jester’s outfit and smiling cheerfully. Every time he moved just a little, the bells on the tips of his jester’s cap, around his gloves, and on his shoes jingled a bit. He looked at Skepter with a happy expression, ready to entertain his master. Yet, oddly enough, Skepter wasn’t smiling…
“I want to see you dance.” Skepter replied in a firm tone.
“That’s all?” Cadbury asked, seeming a bit surprised, “Well, sure thing, my Excellency!”
And then, he started dancing back and forward merrily while the bells on his outfit jingled even more. I watched him for ten seconds, thinking the entire performance was idiotic, but I didn’t say anything. Why King Skepter had specifically requested this, I really had no idea.
Then, when I least suspected it, Skepter had pulled out a black pistol that was in a small cubby besides his throne and pointed it at him. I then held my breath, just before the handgun had blasted out and spat a bright burst of flame. When I turned to the Mr. Mime, I saw he was struck perfectly between the eyes with ridiculous marksmanship, leaving a large bleeding hole in his forehead with a massive gaping exit wound torn through the back of his skull. Only a second later, Cadbury completely collapsed to the red carpet I was standing on, totally still and lifeless as a growing blood stain gathered around his head. Everyone just stood silently and stared at his dead body…
“Well, that finishes off that miserable excuse for entertainment,” Skepter had remarked bitterly, putting the black pistol back where it belonged. “Instead, I want Juno to be our new jester.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Vice replied in disbelief. “Why do you still want him to live?”
“Simply enough,” Skepter replied, looking off to the side with a small smile on his face as he fantasized, “I want him to entertain me. I want him to share all his wonderful adventures with me, about how he defeated Zander, faked his death, and what careless folly happened to him after that. But the main important part is… I want him to look like a complete fool while he does.”
Now this was insane. All I could do was look at Cadbury’s dead body, and just watch the blood seep out of his head and soak into the red carpet right under him. I couldn’t imagine myself doing what he used to do.
This was what he wanted me to do now? I had a hard time trying to figure out what was worse and more humiliating, this or the overgrown Bellossom flower nonsense and dress I had been slapped with while I was in Randy's world.
“Plus, I think Juno would be a much more appealing jester than that hideously stupid Mr. Mine,” Skepter stated as he looked at the dead Cadbury. “I never laughed once with Cadbury, but hearing what Juno has to say should send me falling off my seat screaming hysterically.”
To say the least, it was an incredibly sick and horribly deranged thing to do. Rather than kill me, he wanted to send a dark message to the little that was left of the Silver Apex by stabbing my credibly, honor, and pride in the heart. Then, I got to thinking what might happen if the coward rumor reached the Silver Apex and I never got the chance to explain or prove that wasn't actually true. I just looked down and shook my head. Not even Zander would have sunk to this level…
Not very long after, we were taken to a prison cell, and were told to stay there and keep quiet. I was happy at least they decided to feed us, even though it was just table scraps of what everybody else didn’t want at the evening feast. To them, we were their dogs and they were enjoying every minute of it.
"What are we going to do?" Blazewing asked me. "There's like no way to ever get out of here."
"Right now, I don't see any way about it," I told her, totally out of ideas. "We need time. The more I learn about this place and this King Skepter, the more I can figure out a weakness and some kind of plan, but until then, we just need to focus on not getting killed."
"I hope you're right," she sighed. "I don't know how long I'm going to be able to take this."
Hours later, they had separated us and dragged me to some dressing room after a long network of ornate and fanciful hallways. The room itself was basic, nothing more than a repurposed storage area that Cadbury had probably used before he was killed off. Then, the Charmeleon and Combusken came back with the jester’s suit and cap I was supposed to wear. I hated the sight of it, being totally in bright rainbow colors. Once they forced the suit and jester's cap into me, I really didn’t feel like putting it on, but considering they put me at gunpoint, I wasn’t about to argue. After a deep sigh, I grabbed the courage and put everything on, they then put on the white face paint, and when they were finished I felt like a total idiot. I really didn't want to look at the mirror. At last this wasn't Cadbury's old uniform. I would have hated to wear his blood all over me.
“Go get his Latias,” The Charmeleon demanded from the Combusken, still gripping his rifle.
Damn, now they were going to do this to her too. This was bad. I wasn't even sure how I was going to even try to entertain this tyrant.
"What now?" I asked them with a sigh.
“King Skepter wants to see you fly around the throne room with her.” The Charmeleon continued as the Combusken left the room, “We need to put make-up on her as well.”
I figured as much. As much as I would have liked to fight my way out of there, that was impossible. I had no idea where the exit was and we'd be dead before we even made it down the hall. Damn, I sure was hoping Sita wasn't watching this. I could only hope Blazewing would forgive me for deciding to play this out long enough to come up with a solution.
After waiting for a few moments, the Combusken came back while the Aggron and Beartic from before assisted him with bringing Blazewing to their intended destination. Once they arrived, they threw her on the ground in chains, and only then did they take them off.
“Ow, watch it!” She protested. “What's wrong with you, huh?”
She got up off the floor and then she looked at me, and her eyes went down sympathetically, but decided not to say anything about it. Then she turned to the Combusken and the Charmeleon and realized she was going to have to through the same thing. I knew she would hate being made a mockery of, but we had no choice if we wanted to buy enough time to find a way out of here. Trying to fight our way out now without knowing what we were dealing with would just be a completely reckless suicide.
“Is this really necessary?” Blazewing asked, looking down upon the Combusken. “Both you know and I know how ridiculous this whole idea is. Talk to him, I'm sure we can be reasonable about this."
“You should consider yourself very lucky,” The Combusken corrected her. “Every one of the Elite Commanders of the Golden Diadem thought for sure you and Juno were going to be executed. I myself thought so as well. I wouldn't be trying to suggest alternatives if I were you.”
She sighed hard and then she was silent. I knew she didn’t want to go through this, and neither did I, but at that moment, she looked like she had given up as well. But while this was going on, there was only one thing I could think about…
Was this really better than being executed?