The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game v2

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately you catch pneumonia from being outside soaking wet in -20 weather....

 

[matthew11]

Fortunately, I have antibiotics and the right tools for pneumonia treatment.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately you also have an untreatable flesh eating skin virus....

 

[octoboy]

Fortunately, you were vaccinated for that virus earlier, so it doesn't infect you.

 

[matthew11]

Unfortunately, the vaccine had side effects.

 

[AgentKallus]

Fortunately, any adverse effects wore off years ago.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately Jenny McCarthy’s anti-vaccination campaign caused hundreds of other people to get the virus....

 

[AgentKallus]

Fortunately, you have already been vaccinated as previously stated, and you start an anti-anti-vaccination campaign (or a pro-vaccination campaign for short) to restore herd immunity.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately Jenny McCarthy still exists....

 

[octoboy]

Fortunately, your campaign is so convincing, it convinces her, and she and her followers sue Andrew Wakefield into the ground for tricking them all so badly.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately Andrew Wakefield declares bankruptcy before the lawsuits can be filed and everyone loses money....

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Fortunately, you wake up from this weird political nightmare

 

[matthew11]

Unfortunately, I woke up late for school.

what

 

[octoboy]

Fortunately, the school had a pep rally that day, and delayed all classes, making you not late.

Fortunately, you wake up from this weird political nightmare

Can we make this sort of DEM-ish response not allowed from now on?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately there was an accident in the chemistry classroom and now a deadly gas has been released inside the school....

 

[AgentKallus]

Fortunately there was another accident in the same chemistry classroom and now the deadly gas has been perfectly neutralised.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Unfortunately the ceiling collapsed....

 

[AgentKallus]

Fortunately no-one was seriously injured so this can just be a funny story like 'Oh do you remember the time the ceiling fell in?' 'No dad that happened before I was born.'

 

[Blastmaster]

Unfortunately, you had to retake the chemistry class over the summer.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Fortunately the teacher retired and thus you don’t have to take the class!