It happened about 3 years ago, I was getting home at 3:00 am from a bar I worked in, when suddenly: Some dude ina bicycle comes by, dressed all in fluorescent green and with flashing lights, WHO in the name of Arceus rides a bike at 3:00 am????
Since none of us wanted to go to Easter mass tomorrow, my mom took us to the one on Saturday nights. The weird part? It was polish mass, and I was lost the entire time. Me and my brother almost died trying to hold in our laughter when they sang in polish!
Ok, so I work 2 to 4 jobs, depending on how you define the jobs.
Yesterday I was working concessions in a local science museum, near one of its little theaters. Someone starts talking to me like the $3 bag of popcorn is overpriced, which gets me thinking, "Where does this person think she is? WalMart? Yes that bag is $3. You're at a concession booth inside of an attraction."