So yesterday my aunt and uncle decided to come over for a visit, which isn't weird but some of the things that come up in conversation are kind of funny (in both ways). Here's a conversation between my mom, my aunt, and my uncle while we were on the way to the mall:
Mom: I could go and get my eyebrows done, too.
Me: You're going to buy eyebrows at the eyebrow store?
Uncle: You should get one of those glasses with eyebrows, a nose and a mustache on it.
Mom: Yeah, and I'll cut off the eyebrows and glue them on me and trim them . .
Uncle: Yeah, if you bought those glasses you wouldn't need the nose.
Aunt: I don't have a big nose. (that was a little random)
Mom: What's that supposed to mean?
Uncle: You already have the nose.
Mom: You've got fifty noses, and they're all in people's business!
Then at the mall my aunt wanted to go to Orange Julius and get a smoothie, but we didn't know what she was talking about at first, because she had called it "Julius Ceaser". My mom burst out laughing in the middle of the mall.
After we were done at the mall we drove back home and saw red ballons flying above the new PetSmart. Just some background info here: my dog goes crazy over that place. We were talking about the new store, when my aunt, thinking we were still talking about balloons, came up with this gem: "What, does the dog like balloons?" Yes, as a matter of fact he does. :/