The Wondrous Cauldron of Miscellaneous Effects

[Xashlei]

It's back, with a fanciful name that makes little sense!
Add 5 random ingredients. Who knows what may commence?
Taste test. . . but at your own risk.
If you die, well, I'm sure you will be missed.
But look positively, the future may be bright!
You might be granted the ability of flight!
Dare you peer at the components within?
Okay, enough poetry. Let us begin!
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So this is how it goes: it's basically "Add an Ingredient 2.0"! Each poster adds an ingredient--it doesn't even have to be something edible! Then after at least five, taste-testing!
Bless the brave soul who eventually tests it out, s/he decides what it does! Maybe you've invented a lethal potion, or a taste of heaven on Earth, and everything in between. Have fun!

 

[Frozen Sunset]

I throw a Crocodile toe into the wonderous cauldron.....

 

[Zhanton]

Hmmm, after a bit of mixing, I think I'll add some of my rotten eggs into the mixture.

 

[cantab]

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE TO STIR POTIONS, SO I PUT A CAULDRON IN YOUR CAULDRON SO YOU CAN STIR WHILE YOU STIR.

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

 

[Grey Wind]

I'll put in......a Stunfisk

 

[Alliance]

I throw in a bag of diamonds.

 

[cantab]

I dip in my spoon. It clatters about, banging off the diamonds and cauldron, and getting bits of rotten egg and crocodile toe stuck to it, before it touches the Stunfisk, which Thundershocks me.

As I pick myself up, having been hurled clean across the room, I realise the shortcoming is obvious. Too little liquid ingredient has been added to the cauldron.

 

[pupintheturd]

I'll put some cola into the cauldron.

 

[cantab]

I put a lit bunsen burner into the cauldron.

 

[Gryghaim]

I put some oil into the cauldron, which get burnt by the bunsen burner.

 

[kuriboh361]

I spray the foam from a fire extinguisher into the cauldron to put a stop to the fire. Fingers crossed.

 

[Tamaneko]

I then add some frozen yogurt to cool it down further

 

[kuriboh361]

I peer nervously at the contents of the cauldron and I shudder at the revolting green colour the concoction had turned. But unfortunately, it was my duty to taste it and I took my duty very seriously. Muttering a prayer, I grabbed a ladle and dipped it in. Immediately, the ladle is covered in a thin layer of green ice. I squeal and take a step back, shocked to have being touched the mixture.

To make sure people didn't face the same fate I had met, I carefully disposed of the liquid, forcing the stickiest of the stinking goo off with a fork. After cleaning it throughly, I add in a little soap so the next mixture would look much more cleaner.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

For a clean taste, I add some chopped cilantro...

 

[Frozen Sunset]

I shall throw in some maggots!
(yum yum)

 

[Mr. Marowak]

I add a 30-lb. box of dry pasta.

 

[Frozen Sunset]

To moisten up the pasta I will add the blood of roadkill

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Though I don't want to, I must taste the cauldron.

*Dips spoon in*

Yum... It's not bad if you avoid the soap. Mmm... is that cilantro?

*Slaps a "Real Food Only" Label on the Cauldron*

Now I add a bunch of carrots.

 

[Frozen Sunset]

I shall add escargot! *snails are food*

 

[Mr. Marowak]

^^Are they de-shelled and dead?

I add 60 cups of shredded miscellaneous cheese.