KT's Raw Recap:
-that opening pic of Jericho was teh cute!<3
-Welcome to Raw..Is..Jericho!^_^ Highlight Reel's set up; but what's on the left side of the ramp..? Oh; Y2J(who's wearing a suit!) brought his band along! Sweet!
-the lei jokes were kinda amusing, but moving on...
-First order of buisiness: Who's our World Heavyweight champ? And with that in mind, Y2J introduces his Highlight Reel Guest...Vince McMahon?! This is his 3'rd straight appearance on Raw!-_-;
-Vinnie Mac says Benoit was down for a 3 count. Edge tapped out promptly at 3. So...we have a tie. This isn't looking good...
-Guess Trips read our fears, as he's coming out to get back 'his' title.(his hair's down straight; nice...) Whoa...Vince and Hunter in the same ring.
-After Trips attempts to grab the title; Vince announces the title is now vacant, which means the Game's reign is OVER!
As we celebrate; Trips is shaking in anger...hey Game; you don't get the company 'til your father-in-law says so, 'kay?
-After the commercial; poor Ric is having a tough time calming Trips down...and Batista shows up and makes things worse by saying Benoit would definitely be champ if he hadn't interfered.(or something to that effect) When Hunter asked him why he(Batista) had a smile when he was eliminated last week, Dave replies he just handles anger better than Trips can. I'm starting to really like Batista now...^_^
-In Jericho's GM office, Christian barges in on Jericho. I didn't really hear the conversation; but it had something to do with an IC title shot and Christian's nickname.o_0; Immediately after; Benoit enters and Y2J makes Batista and Trips vs. Chris B. and Chris J.(^_^) for later in the night.
-Maven vs. Eugene...Decent match, Maven purposly trips near the ropes and blames it on Regal. He then gets himself disqualified by getting Eugene in the Tree of Woe and choking him past the 5 count. Yep, safe to say Maven's a heel now.
-Diva Limbo contest. Christy ends up winning, and Jericho does a little singing(Free concert! *Don't you wish you were me, the king of all you see...*). But 30 seconds in, Mohammad interrupts via titantron and says he debuts next week! It's about time!
-Hurricane vs. Simon Dean...It's about time Simon wrestled, too! Not too bad...the Hurri-pose doesn't phase Simon!O_O Dean does a surprise rollup(clutching the tights, of course) for the win.
-Coach interviews Randy. Orton's happy that the title
was vacated since he can challenge for the title again!^_^ RKO then proceeds to make fun of Coach. Then Edgy's music starts...
-You think you know him...Edge calls out Orton, Orton obliges. After a few minutes of intense promos(and looking hot in the process^_^; ); they finally go at each other...Think of the fight HBK and Trips had this year when the HiaC match was announced; almost exactly like this one.
-Chr..er, Capt. Charisma vs. Shelton. IC title's on the line. Yo, CLB; Rey Mysterio called. He wants his WM 20 outfit back.
While we were busy giggling; Christian somehow got his mask turned around, and Shelton hits him with his finisher to retain.
-Fozzy leads the crowd in singing Christian outta the arena. Oh well; better luck next time Christian!
-Backstage; Lita runs into Snitsky. Whatever happened to the 'Baby Killer' chant? That chant was AWESOME.
-Back with Evolution; Ric and Game try phoning Bischoff, but Batista puts an end to that, saying it would be a big mistake to threaten Eric.
-Batista and Trips vs. Benoit and Jericho. I guess Jericho forgot we were in Flair Country...Ric's not in the match.
During Trips' entrance; Lillian announced him as the FORMER champion, and Game instantly made a beeline for her. Run, Lillian; RUN!
Anyways; the end came when Game hit Benoit, then the ref with a steel chair, still furious about his father-in-law's decision. He went to hit our GM while Batista was holding him; but Jericho moved out of the way and Dave was blasted instead!
-Lita confronts Trish; and since she's the 'walking kiss of death', Lita forces a kiss on the women's champ!
-Lita vs. Trish. As we know; the Women's Title is on the line. VERY scary spot where Lita goes off the top rope onto the outside(where Trish is), but lands HEAD FIRST on the floor! They don't call her the Queen of Extreme for nothing!O_O No Snitsky/Tomko run-in and no Kane return; but Lita wins anyways with a Twist of Faith followed by the Litasault! My favorite diva has won the Women's Championship for a second time!