KT's Raw Recap(Dec. 13):
-Raw starts off with Bischoff in the ring. He gives us a summary of what went on while he was gone. As he addresses the Heavyweight title situation; Benoit, Edge, and Trips(who has his hair straight again!) are seen together via titantron. Eric says his decision will come at the end of the show...and the 3 title contenders have to be held back since they went at each other.
-Edge vs. RKO...as you recall, Jericho booked this match last week. Poor Edgy gets a 'You Tapped Out' chant right at the start; then a 'You Suck' chant. JR really needs to learn Edge's signature moves...the heel hottie used the Edge-o-matic in this one, and he didn't call it. I really hate the Raw announce team sometimes...
Anyways, the end came when Orton attempted an RKO, but was countered by Edge, but he conuters THAT into the RKO for a 3 count.
-In the back, Ric and Trips are discussing how to get Bischoff to hand the title back to GameCube
p). Batista enters the picture and tells Hunter to not force Eric, but SHOW him by beating Y2J and Benoit in their tag match tonight. I think some of Flair and Trips' knowledge has rubbed off on Dave.
-Christy and a couple of the Diva Search losers that somehow made it back are shooting T-shirts into the crowd...but who should interrupt but Gene Snitsky.
After promising the girls he won't harm them; he grabs Christy. Baka!
But wait; here comes our newest Women's champ, Lita!^_^ She tells Snitsky off a little; then announces that her husband is coming back to Raw! Snitsky goes after Lita(who instictively runs); but a wall of fire blocks his way backstage! I will be pleased if it turns out like the buildup for Taker's return...speaking of returns; when are Matty and HBK coming back?!>_<;
-Backstage; Christian runs into Eugene, who of course mentions Captain Charisma. Christian looks like he's about to hurt him...but then a familiar voice interrupts. After they turn around; Christian is in shock, and Eugene is in Fanboy Mode(and millions of fans mark out)...MICK FOLEY'S HERE!
After Eugene steals a cheap pop, Foley says he has an important announcement to make later.
-It's official:Simon Dean's on the Raw roster. Benoit enters Bischoff's office and suggests...no, DEMANDS another Triple Threat.
-Benoit/Jericho vs. Trips/Batista. Very good match which ended with Batista breaking up a Crossface on Trips; then getting a spinebuster on Benoit for the win. It looks like Trips didn't want to have Dave doing the pin; as he looks confused and shocked. And the face turn buildup continues...
-Cue the car crash; here comes Foley! Thankfully, he's not here to plug his new book(he does do a quick plug, though); but says he's going with some of the Smackdown crew to Iraq for the holiday show! Unfortunately, with the Iraq mention, out comes the debut of Mohammed Hassan...and by god does he have bad singing in his music!(sounds Arabian or something like that) It might be worse than Sylvain's singing; and we know how bad THAT is! Hassan and Foley have a heated verbal showdown, and Hassan isn't bad on the mic at all! During this; the 'WHAT?!' chants return!^_^ (I miss Austin...
) Foley challenges the new guy; but Mohammed backs down, saying he doesn't respect Foley...uh-oh! l_l;
-Trish gets interviewed by Tom..er, Todd Grisham. She says it ain't over between her and Lita...and threatens to smash Todd's glasses! Do it, Trish! Do it!
-We're once again in Bischoff's office, and this time Edgy comes in as Bisch signs ANOTHER diva.(This one's a Playboy girl!>_<; No, it isn't Carmella; her name's Rachelle.) Edge says to just give him the title. It may have worked for Trips a couple of times before, but Eric's kinda turned over a new leaf since then.
-Shelton/Eugene/Regal vs. Maven/Christian/Tomko. ("This match review has been interrupted by the following fangirl rant":*One of these wrestlers is not like the others; one of these guys just doesn't belong...* Sorry Tomko; you ARE the Weakest Link, goodbye!
"We now return you to KT's Raw Recap. Thank you.") Hey; at least Maven's cute. Speaking of Maven; he rolls up Shelton, grabbing the ropes, for the win while Eugene had Christian in the Mandible Claw(Yes, Eugene had Socko with him...). Shelton is absolutely shocked that of all people; MAVEN beat him!
-Back in Bischoff's office; Trips enters and has a talk with Eric while on the verge of tears...aww!-^_^- Looks like the Blade 3 filming improved Game's acting...I wonder what Eric will do?
-*I'm back, and better than ever...* *You think you know me...* *lead-in music for Benoit's theme* *Time to play the Game...!* Trips brought Flair and Dave, even though Bisch told him to come alone. Eric's thought 2 hours; let's see what we get. Benoit's option...Bisch doesn't want a rematch. Edge's option...Too risky; he's never been World champ before. Trips said that a win for him is one for Evo and vice-versa; so Eric's gonna test that theory...By bringing back the Elimination Chamber! The contenders: Trips, Benoit, Edge, Y2J, RKO, and BATISTA~!(As you'd probably expect, Ric and Hunter are p!ssed) Cue the 4-way brawl! Here comes Jericho! Trips escapes outside, but doesn't notice Randy coming behind him until it's too late. The two former teammates get into the ring, where Randy hits the RKO on GameCube to end the eppie.