The yo mamma contest

[Lugia_Trainer]

This is a game where you have to make up a yo mamma joke and i will be the judge. only 8 per contest

Ok I have the 8 people who will be battling it out.
They are:
Crobatman
pinkidot22
Trooper Guy
Soloution
pnoiboi
latinoheat
Pikachu!
Redsoxphyco

 

[crobatman]

yo mamma so fat, she needs shock absorbers when she sits on the toilet!

 

[pinkidiot22]

yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, the docter tried to push her back in!

XD

 

[Trooper Guy]

Your mum's so poor, she stole free bread.

 

[Soloution]

Your mums so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother

 

[pnoiboi]

yo mamas so ugly, man, look at you!

 

[latino heat]

Yo mamma so fat when she step's on a rainbow it makes skittles.
Burn!!!!

 

[pikachu!]

yo momma so stuipd she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!!

 

[Redsoxpsyco]

Yo mamma's so hairy, her dandruff shampoo is "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"

 

[Lugia_Trainer]

Ok... Did you even read what I said?
Well all 8 of you gotta battle it out

 

[pinkidiot22]

ok...heh heh heh...you mammas so ugly, she entered an ugly contest, and the judges said "sorry,no professionals!"
/(o;o)
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^yo mamma

 

[crobatman]

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

[pnoiboi]

yo mammas so fat, her nike shoe spellled nikelodeon

 

[Zero Nexus]

yo mama's so fat, when she wears an X shirt and lyes on the floor, a helicopter lands on her!

 

[crobatman]

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[pnoiboi]

yo mamas so fat, when she went to the gulf of Mexico and farted, It caused hurricane Katrina!

 

[latino heat]

Yo mamas like a squirell, she always has nuts in her mouth

 

[pnoiboi]

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

 

[Blue_Lightning8]

Yo momma is so fat, when I ran around her twice, I got lost ^_^

 

[crobatman]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon