Things a Sonic character would never say or do

[Shadow Lugia206]

No Cuss Words allowed.
ex:Sonic: Why do they call you Jet?

Jet: I don't know. Maybe after a jet?

 

[foxkitty]

Sonic: I love you Amy.
Shadow: so what are you?(To knuckles)
Sonic: Knuckles get Dr. Eggman!
Knuckles(sitting down): Do I have to? I just got my nails done.

 

[Usagi]

Shadow...

going to a beach to get a suntan. XD

 

[Ka-Ris]

Shadow: Why is it that you guys are like, in your teens, and I'm like 50 years old?
Sonic: Shut up, old geezer.

 

[Nintendo Master]

Sonic: Marry me, Amy!!
Amy: No way!

Err... that's all I could think of.

 

[Flame Haze SnS]

Sonic: Are you Blaze the Catgirl
Blaze: It's Blaze the Cat...

 

[~Silver Aura~]

Sonic: I'm so slow

 

[pikapete]

Sonic: There's no rush, take your time....

 

[Usagi]

Shadow:"I feel like doing some shopping!"

 

[Flame Haze SnS]

Sonic: Ummm...Shadow, your head is on fire.
Shadow: No, it's not. It's my red quills.

 

[Nintendo Master]

Sonic: *kisses Amy*
Amy: EEEWWW I like Shadow, not you!!! *runs away*

 

[TotodileCharizard]

Vector: I hate music! It can make you go deaf! *smashes headphones*

Charmy: I feel like sitting all day and watching TV.......

Espio: I'M SO EXCITED! I LOVE CANDY! SPLEE!

 

[RadiataAlchemist]

Sonic: I love you, Amy!

Knuckles: Rouge, go ahead and take this emerald shard.

Shadow: *prances around* I feel so alive!

The top one is incredibly cliche, but it's the most obvious one too

 

[Flame Haze SnS]

Shadow: I have green quills, not red! The proof is in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!

 

[Nintendo Master]

Knuckles: Here's the Master Emerald, I don't feel like guarding it anymore
Rouge: No thanks

 

[Flame Haze SnS]

Sonic: Chao, I want you to turn into Devil Chao!

 

[Serebii]

Sorry but this topic is essentially spam

*closes*