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I'm going to bite. Hear me out. I've read your post 3 times. smile.
1 -
get over it. the company is totally going to play to their strength. Do I like these Pokemon? They're okay to me. not my faves. But, I can't fault the company for feeding the frenzy to generate, hello, Dave?, money.
2 - I am grateful for "
soaring" in ORAS. I'm fine with this one. with the Gen 6 games (XYORAS), you get ALL the non-even pokemon. Therefore - and - Again -
get over it.
3 - A running gag has to run. Run Forrest! Run! - lighten up. Accept the fact you're going to have to wake up a Snorlax. Heck, if I don't have to, I am thinking someone missed "it".
4 - And, YES, they were super LAME at that. Only 2 did "it" for me. The rest were lame as spit. Totally agree here. the Alola variants are one reason, among the myriad of reasons, of why I loathe the gen 7 games. utter trash.... I am 1000000% behind you on this point.
5 - You're being weak sauce. Gen 2, 4, and 5 were available later in ORAS. Don't see you complaining about that. Chillax. You can get a non-Event living Dex from 4 games: XYORAS. That's awesome! Oh wait! ALL the events were released last year for the 20th! You could have captured a 720 living Dex! that's pretty nice of the Pokemon company. Ya know?
So, no. after reading and re-reading your post several times, you need to take a step back to reevaluate and compare & contrast gen 5 with gen 6. The step from Gen 1 to 2 was a push - besides shiny and breeding. The step from Gen 2 to 3 was a nice step forward. The step to Gen 4 was NOT a step until HGSS. There was absolutely ZERO step form HGSS to BW. The step from Gen 5 to Gen 6 was AWESOME and we all should be thankful for what we have in Gen 6.
Gen 7.... GRINDS MY GEARS!