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Things the characters would never say:2nd edition

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POKEMASTERNATHAN

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This is a thread I really liked which died,so I decided to bring it back.Basically just post...things the characters would never say!

Examples:
Max:Give me a big hug,May!
Harley:Cacturne sucks!I don't like him at all!
 
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Timaku

Eloquent
Brock: Where's a good man when you need one?
Ash: I don't feel like catching them all anymore...
James: You know, maybe I should get married and dump my bottle caps.
Misty: Water type this, Water type that. I'm sick of Water type Pokemon!
Max: Duuuh, 1 + 1 = fun on a bun!
 
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the redeemer

umbreon fan
brock: but i don't want to go to the pokemon center
ash: i'm not hungry
misty: ok ok i'm the ugliest of the water flower sisters
may: contest? again? i don't feel like it
harley: you deserved to win may
dawn: it's not the outside that counts
TR: let's catch an other pokemon i'm getting sick of pikachu
 
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Tri hawk

Say no to Poké-drugs
Ash: Who needs friendship when you have interpretive dance?
Brock: Hey Professor Oak. *Wink*
Misty: I can sense how badly Starmie needs to go take a dump.
May: Mmm, fried chicken is so good!
Paul: I'm a pretty little girl.
Dawn: Hmm, I think I'll where cargo pants today.
Rocket: Dunsparce, that's right!
 
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Meppe

Member
Meowth: I'm Giovannis favourite cat again
Pikachu: I want to join team rocket
Misty: I love bugs
Jesse: Wobbuffet is the best
 
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DarkLegend

The Grand Draconian
Paul: Hey Guys! Let me take you all out to lunch! It's on me...

James: *Grabs Jessie like he is a love machine* Hey gorgeous... wanna make the manga cannon?

Ash: Gary! You, me, the closet! NOW!!

May: I'm a furry and my mate is Blaziken
 
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Timaku

Eloquent
DarkLegend said:
Paul: Hey Guys! Let me take you all out to lunch! It's on me...

James: *Grabs Jessie like he is a love machine* Hey gorgeous... wanna make the manga cannon?

Ash: Gary! You, me, the closet! NOW!!

May: I'm a furry and my mate is Blaziken
Click to expand...

Nothing works quite like classic homosexual overtones. ;)
 
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Thriller

Its almost time
Ash: You know what? I'M GOING TO DO SOME TRAINING TODAY!
Misty: Ash, you are the best trainer there ever was.
Buneary: Jeez, I wish Dawn would stop using me so much.
Brock: Girls suck.
Buoysel: I wish I wasn't so ugly.
 
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pokefiend_13

Harley-san Fanboy
Zoey: I'm sorry Dawn, that was my fault.

Delia: Ash, say hello to your father.
 
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Timaku

Eloquent
Giovanni: Well done Meowth, you always were my favourite. have an ice-cream!
Mewtwo: Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
Arceus: There is no God!
 
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LegendKeeper

Pokemon Mistress
Ash: I am going home to my mom. This was a bad idea
Brock: what do you mean? Jenny and Joy are butt ugly
May: Drew was always a better coordinator than me
Drew: I love May
Max: My big sister is the best
Delia: *points to professor oak* that is your father Ash
Gary: I am in love with Ash
Misty: I hate water pokemon.
Dawn: Contests are so disgusting, to the gym challenges!!
 
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Santa Claus 11

Banned
Misty: I'm switchen to fire types! Red iz awesome!
Ash: I don't wanna battle
Brock: I look American!
 
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Dattebayo

Banned
Ash: Screw being a Pokemon Master, I'm going to be Hokage.

Brock: Girls have cooties, eeewww.

Dawn: That's it, I'm going to the dark side and punish all the coordinators who defeat me.
 
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PokemonHero

I can see the future
Dawn: PANIC!!!
Ash: You know what, I'm not all that hungry.
Ho-oh: Ash, I am your father.
Zoey: Maybe I'll wear a dress this time.
Misty: You're right. My sisters are awesomer than me.
 
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Valorous

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piplup: No ! From now on i'll stay in the ball and won't come out to brag so much.
Ash: not following ho-oh this time, no i'll just stay in bed.
Misty: psyduck, you're the best pkmn a trainer can have
Paul: Gosh! Did it hurt? Let me take care of it.
Tracey: i clean their gym, do their dirty jobs and still they didn't fell for me! "darn that misty and daisy"
Joy and Jenny: Oh brock lets have a threesome!
 
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DarkTyphlosion157

Banned
Ash: I want to evolve Pika into a Raichu!
Dawn: I'll just try to be sensible for a second...
Brock: Screw girls! All they ever do is dump me! I like lads!
Jessie: Why are we bothering with a Pikachu when we could kidnap DIALGA easier?
Paul: I FEEL SO HAPPY!
Cynthia: I am not a hideous freak.
Giovanni: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!
 
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