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Things the characters would never say

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That is from FF7, the scientist who we fight and developed the schephiroth procject (i think),

Sorry, not the anime I'm thinking of.

On topic:

Ash: Raichu! Tackle!
Brock: I like breeding with poke- I mean I like breeding pokemon.
 
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uber gon

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Ash: This is my story, and you're not part of it.

Ash would NEVER say something this bad***.
 

Star Dust

live let live.
Ash : Go.......... ARCEUS!! Arceus, use JUDGEMENT!

Ash : I caught a Dakrai!

Brock : Sorry Nurse Joy. I love Croagunk now.....

Nurse Joy/ Officer Jenny : Oh I love you Brock.

Tracey : Prof. Oak is an old nag.

Delia Ketchum : Ash did you see your dad today? :p

Drew : I don't like flipping meh hair.........
 

Omni

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Ash: "Misty, seriously. Why don't you stop hitting on me and just ask me out already!"

Ash: "I choose you, Agumon!"

Ash: "I've decided to quit Pokemon. I will now become, a playboy bunny!"

Ash: "Brock do you want some pointers on how to get women?"
 
Here's a script. I'm feeling religious.

Brock: I think I'm going to give up on the ladies and become a priest.
Ash and Misty: The Power of Christ compels you!
May: It's fun being a nunny!
Ash and Misty: The Power of Christ compels you!
Max: God Bless Us Everyone!
Ash and Misty: The Power of Christ compels you!
Dawn: Start off your day the Holy way with Christ Chex!
Ash and Misty: The Power of Christ compels you!
All the Professors: Hallelujah!
Ash and Misty: The Power of Christ compels you!
Gary: Will you all shut up?! Sheesh!
Misty: Hey, Ash. There is mistletoe over our heads. *Ash kisses Misty*
Gary: I said...Nevermind. Now. Let's get ready to GOSPEL!
Richie, Tracey, Duplica, Sakura, Drew, Harley, Soledad, Zoey, Kenny, Paul, Nando: Erm. We're Jewish.
Everyone Else: Sorry, guys. Happy Hanukkah!
Narrator: Happy Christmahanukwanzakkah to all of serebii!

Happy Holidays. Hope everyone enjoyed this script.

Love, Ashley.
 

pikablue

ooh, pretty colors!
Dawn: Attention trainers! My Hair is assaulting you!
Buneary(or Team Rocket):What's a Pikachu?
Paul:pokemon are living creatures who deserve to be treated with care and respect!
Harley:I'm gonna ask out nurse Joy!
Lucario:Ka..me..ha..meeee....HAAAA
anyone:It's Cassidy and BUTCH!
 

pikablue

ooh, pretty colors!
Dawn: Attention trainers! My Hair is assaulting you!
Buneary(or Team Rocket):What's a Pikachu?
Paul:pokemon are living creatures who deserve to be treated with care and respect!
Harley:I'm gonna ask out nurse Joy!
Lucario:Ka..me..ha..meeee....HAAAA
anyone:It's Cassidy and BUTCH!
 

niedude

Don't forget to grin
Dawn: Attention trainers! My Hair is assaulting you!
Buneary(or Team Rocket):What's a Pikachu?
Paul:pokemon are living creatures who deserve to be treated with care and respect!
Harley:I'm gonna ask out nurse Joy!
Lucario:Ka..me..ha..meeee....HAAAA
anyone:It's Cassidy and BUTCH!

Priceless!! XD XD XD

Loved the yu gi oh abridged and dbz references! Lucario's aura shpere does look like a kamehameha!

Pikachu: Buneary lets do it. Right here, right now!
Buneary: *-*
Croagunk:......*croaks*.......*peeks*.........*croaks*......*peeks*

bayleef: Ash lets do it, right here right now!
Ash: Sorry I love pika- I mean misty....
Misty: I can join in no problem.
everyone: O.O
 

absoluteSoul

Yeah, 421 combos!
Well, since I haven't seen a lot of Paul quotes...

Paul: Pokemon! GETTO DAZE!
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Ash: Hey Paul, what do you use to keep your hair so lustrous?!
Paul: L'Oreal. *flings his hair around like a shampoo model* Because I'm worth it.
Ash: *_* Awwaaaahh...
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Paul: I really need to shave my eyebrows.
 
Paul:NOOOOOOO!!!!! I WANT MEH CHIMCHAR BACK!!!! I'LL NEVER HURT YOU AGAIN, CHIMCHAR!!!!! NO!!!!!! ASH YOU'RE SUCN A SON OF A ***** SINCE YOU WON'T GIVE CHIMCHAR BACK!!!!! *sits in little corner of depresion*
Ash: Paul, it evolved into an Infernape*evil smile*
Paul: (sarcasm) Great.
 
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munchlaxboy

Catching up on XY
Paul: Ash, you are the best Pokemon trainer ever and you know everything I about them. You could easily beat me any day. Also, I love all my Pokemon and would never get rid of them!
 
Paul: Ash, I'm really a girl named Paulina. Want to make out with me behind those trees where Dawn and Brock won't see you?
Ash: Why certainly...*blush*

...

Brock: Dawn, will you be my Valentine?
Dawn: Only if you promise to marry me someday.
Brock: Forget it. I need to keep my calendar open.
Dawn: I guess I'll have to marry Kenny, I suppose.
...

Misty: Ash! I've returned to the series to promote the remakes of Johto and I get to be a playable character on a Pokemon Journey!
Ash: COOL! Now Brock and Dawn can leave! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
 

uber gon

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Chimchar (to Paul): This is my story, and you're not part of it
 
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